aral, to random
@aral@mastodon.ar.al avatar

Hello, I am a new startup!

I’m funded by venture capital and free to use.

Please come and make me valuable by using me. Make my numbers go up!

Once you do, I’ll have everything I need and I can do whatever I want with the time and effort you’ve put into making me successful.

Not happy? Fuck you, I don’t need you anymore (network effects FTW, amirite?)… I’m laughing all the way to the bank.

Goodbye!

Hello, I am a new startup…


When are we going to learn to say “no” at the start?

aral,
@aral@mastodon.ar.al avatar

If you want to understand how startups and venture capital work, go to 26:24 on the recording of my talk “Excuse Me, Your Unicorn Keeps Shitting In My Back Yard, Can He Please Not?” from 2016:

https://ar.al/talks/#excuse-me-your-unicorn-keeps-shitting-in-my-back-yard-can-he-please-not

#startups #ventureCapital #VC #SiliconValley #BigTech #enshittification #PeopleFarming #surveillance #capitalism #surveillanceCapitalism #video

aral,
@aral@mastodon.ar.al avatar

A startup cannot enshittify if you don’t allow it to start up.

Once it starts up, gains traction, and the network effects kick in, you lose the power to do anything about it.

The only time you can kill a venture-capital funded startup is at the very beginning.

The way you kill a startup is by not using its free services at the start.

The correct answer to a venture-capital funded startup is always “no, thank you!”

laprice, to startups
@laprice@mastodon.social avatar

You know all that data you typed into our website?

Well, we just got an offer to aggregate it and sell it to an AI for training purposes.

And we love money and our investors are hungry, so we're going to do that.

Here's an updated TOS saying we can do that.

We love our users and want to keep you happy so we can continue farming you to feed the AI.

timkmak, to random
@timkmak@journa.host avatar

Here’s what we are reading today:

U.S. #drones are failing to perform, The #WSJ reports.

Hoping to attract business, U.S. #startups have provided Ukrainian forces with drones. The drones have proven to be high in cost and low quality pushing Ukraine to turn to Chinese products.

https://www.wsj.com/world/how-american-drones-failed-to-turn-the-tide-in-ukraine-b0ebbac3

eriquita, to startups

Well, I have just found myself unemployed. After 5 years of living the startup dream, Compaas is closing down.

tagesschau, to startups German
@tagesschau@ard.social avatar

Studie: Start-up-Gründer meist aus wohlhabenden Familien

Lockt durch eine Firmengründung der soziale Aufstieg? Wie eine neue Untersuchung zeigt, stecken hinter Start-ups meist Angehörige wohlhabender Familien - mit der entsprechenden Bildung. Von Ingo Nathusius.

➡️ https://www.tagesschau.de/wirtschaft/firmengruender-herkunft-studie-100.html?at_medium=mastodon&at_campaign=tagesschau.de

#Startups #Firmengründer #Bildung

kjr, to startups
@kjr@babka.social avatar

A tip for for people interested in startups and technology (please boost)

Follow the group @startupnews to read news about tech startups, and share news about the topic on the group.

leanpub, to Software
@leanpub@mastodon.social avatar

Domain-Driven Design in PHP by Carlos Buenosvinos, Christian Soronellas and Keyvan Akbary is on sale on Leanpub! Its suggested price is $34.99; get it for $14.99 with this coupon: https://leanpub.com/sh/oqrYGi2f #Software #Startups #Php #SoftwareArchitecture

thejapantimes, to Japan
@thejapantimes@mastodon.social avatar
stshank, to renewableenergy
@stshank@mstdn.social avatar

Construction is done on Energy Vault's 25MWh gravity battery near Shanghai, which stores energy from wind turbines as big bricks hoisted high into a mammoth structure. Energy then dispatched in evenings when solar peters out. Grid connection is scheduled the fourth quarter 2023.

jd7h, to startups

Today I joined demo day of the Post-Growth Entrepreneurship Incubator. It is always interesting to learn about alternative business models for startups, and it was great to see the wide diversity in terms of products, regions and founders!

More info about the incubator and related course: https://nonprofit.ventures

protein, to Futurology

#Newswire: Icelandic molecular farming company ORF Genetics hf. and South Korean company SeaWith Inc. announce a partnership to boost the production of cell-cultured meat using ORF’s animal-free growth factors made from barley.

#cellbased #molecularfarming #recombinant #algae #microalgae #meat #protein #ingredients #biotech #foodtech #startups #innovation #iceland #korea #pressrelease

https://www.proteinreport.org/newswire/orf-genetics-seawith-enter-partnership-growth-factors-cultivated-meat-production/

thekenyeung, to ArtificialIntelligence

I've curated everything you need to know about what's happened with OpenAI and Sam Altman in the past 24 hours. Hopefully this
@Flipboard Storyboard helps make sense of it all.

https://flipboard.com/@thekenyeung/the-openai-coup-what-happened-to-ceo-sam-altman-dgrees12mil05mlb

#artificialintelligence #openai #business #technology #startups #siliconvalley

johnleonard, to opensource
@johnleonard@mastodon.social avatar

"I don't want to see our fantastic UK tech sector having to sell out to the US or EU to reach the next step. We have a great start-up culture in the UK but that's where it stops. My job is to help remove those barriers and work with the open source community to figure out how we do just that."

Alex Davies-Jones, Shadow Tech and Digital Economy Minister.

https://www.computing.co.uk/feature/4149311/surface-open-source-submarine

(Free reg)

johncormier, to startups

Hello everyone, finally sharing my with you all. If you read this, please say hello! Some fun facts about me:

  • I’ve enjoyed a very rewarding career as an and of . Nowadays I help other entrepreneurs do great things.
  • I was called a and blocked by NB’s education minister, for offering to build for classrooms.
  • I’m a big music fan and was at the Horseshoe Tavern in when the Stones played a secret gig there.
gulovsen, to mastodon
@gulovsen@mastodon.social avatar

This article is both exciting and scary - I'm already cringing at the thought of a16z and the like trying to co-opt the fediverse movement just as they did with crypto and "Web3"... 😬

All that being said, if I was a software developer trying to come up with a new startup idea I think the fediverse would be a great place to set up shop... :blobcatcoffee:

https://www.theverge.com/23990974/social-media-2023-fediverse-mastodon-threads-activitypub

#Mastodon #Fediverse #startups

itnewsbot, to startups

eFishery Secures $200 Million Funding, Becomes Indonesia’s First Aquaculture Unicorn - eFishery, an Indonesian startup company in the aquaculture industry, recently made... - https://readwrite.com/efishery-secures-200-million-funding-becomes-indonesias-first-aquaculture-unicorn/ #startups #news #tech

ai6yr, to Futurology
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Some startup has built a million dollar robot to do the job of wildland firefighters being paid a mere $15 an hour. 🤔 https://www.cnbc.com/2024/04/02/burnbot-raises-20-million-to-build-technology-for-wildfire-prevention.html
#wildfires #robot #firefighting

ai6yr,
@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org avatar

"Listen, here's the pitch: ZAMBONI FOR WILDFIRE PRESCRIBED BURNS" #wildfires #startups

flavioheleno, to php
@flavioheleno@phpc.social avatar

welp, if you need (or knows someone who needs) help with , , , , , let me know, I'm looking for work or a :) I work with PHP since 2000 and have plenty of experience in Team , Tech and

carlton, to startups
@carlton@fosstodon.org avatar

You say: "Stealth mode".

I hear: "We didn't do the website yet"

#Startups

poppastring, to startups
@poppastring@dotnet.social avatar

Kubik is the first Ethiopian startup to attract over $5M for climate solutions. They turn hard-to-recycle plastic waste into low-cost, low-carbon, interlocking building material by removing environmental waste and creating ultra-durable, safe, affordable buildings.

#startups #tech #environment

https://peopleofcolorintech.com/articles/kubik-marks-a-milestone-as-the-first-ethiopian-startup-to-attract-5-2m-for-climate-solutions

bmdv, to startups German
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Du führst ein Unternehmen? Klein oder mittelgroß, das ist ganz egal. Auch & können ihren Beschäftigten das als anbieten! 🚀

Das bietet alle Vorteile des Deutschlandtickets – zu einem noch attraktiveren Preis.

👉 d-ticket.info.

Wir machen Deutschland digitaler, mobiler & einfacher. 🚀

brokenix, to Lisp
@brokenix@emacs.ch avatar

This is a #lisp machine for network protocols. Initially in pursuit of a social forum focused on link sharing.
as #startups and free projects alike rush to implement some #IETF RFC adding only 'but on the web'. I aim to define a modular protocol server which can support an arbitrary number of network protocols as a network daemon. Our POC in this endeavour will be to build an #NNTP -like protocol daemon which gateways to #IPFS storage. The content held in this system can be consumed by arbitrary clients; a web application presenting #reddit -like services would be just one of many potential clients, although it is likely that Gnus for Emacs will be the first one.
https://codeberg.org/fade/callisto

rhazn, to startup
@rhazn@mas.to avatar

A fascinating hardware (!) startup story by @michael. All blog posts are worth reading, take a look at the project introduction: https://mtlynch.io/tinypilot/ and finale: https://mtlynch.io/i-sold-tinypilot/.

Edent, to startups
@Edent@mastodon.social avatar

🆕 blog! “I don't understand the sacrifices people make for work”

Just before I graduated from University, I went to a careers fair to help me decide what I wanted to do with my life. At one of the stalls was our local Police force1 - advertising the exciting new world of digital forensics2. Here is - almost verbatim - the conversation I had with the […]

👀 Read more: https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2024/06/i-dont-understand-the-sacrifices-people-make-for-work/

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