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tef, to random
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i thought seeing someone do the voice for thunderstruck would be the peak karaoke moment at EMF, but no

it was "Call me al", a crowd favourite, but i did not expect the singer to stop during the tin whistle solo to announce "I will now fill the time with quotes from Sun Tzu" and then did exactly as promised

tef, to random
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anyway yeah, big week, met a crow

tef, to random
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this car is so packed it's basically amigara fault on wheels

tef, to random
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must be really hard for starmer, he keeps wanting to say "britain first" but can't

not without sounding like someone on their way to murder a labour mp

tef,
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it is funny to be that every photo of keir starmer giving a speech is against a union jack and the word britain on it

like, you'd never guess he was a labour mp

glyph,
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@tef strength through unity, unity through uh labor I guess

tef, to random
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"are you excited for emf" nah just the usual anxiety and spiralling before a large social event

on the plus side i've made sure not to volunteer myself for things so maybe this emf i'll get to see more than two talks

CatherineFlick,
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@tef it’ll be lovely to see you tef- I’ll be in the arcade and green room quite a bit or dragging a bright red wagon around with the kids in it :)

tef, to random
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ha ha remember when google was a search engine?

[checks notes] back in 2008 before they merged with DoubleClick and moved to being an advertising company

tef, to random
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good day: got to post my favourite gzip fact

(you can concatenate gzipped files together, and you still have a valid gzip file. it will uncompress as if you concatenated the inputs then compressed them)

tef, to random
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do you ever think about how, for years, we used X- or x- in front of experimental or yet to be standardized names, only then to find that the x- prefix had fossilised

https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/html/rfc6648

tef, to random
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big "what am i doing with my life?" energy has i do exactly nothing with my life

janl,
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@tef shitposts on here are something 😘💖

tef, to random
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here's the iTerm "Pls No AI" gitlab issue https://gitlab.com/gnachman/iterm2/-/issues/11475 so i guess it's not a popular move

resuna,
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@tef

<m0zzie> ok do this exactly without the quotes: "rm -rf /home" then do "shutdown -h now"
<murder&gt; k sweet man thx!! [n] Quit [murder]-[Read error: Connection reset by peer]
<m0zzie> I'm a bastard.

tef, to random
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i know i'm showing my age but every time i see "AI features added!" i mentally interpret it as "Bonzi Buddy 2.0™"

zaivala,
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@tef
Clippy!!!

dannotdaniel,
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@zaivala @tef clippy did not sign up for this and

tef, to random
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blinked and realised i've been using irc for over 25 years

CatherineFlick,
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@tef Oh wow same! IRC got me touch typing to keep up with the conversation.

tef, to random
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today i've been learning how automatic transmissions work

i know how manual ones work, physically changing which gears are interacting, with or without synchromesh

but i didn't realise that automatic ones work on a different principle, using planetary gear boxes and applying a clutch to the ring gear to change the output ratio

that, and planetary gearboxes with clutches to change gears go back as far as the model t

xan,
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@tef oobleck

tef, to random
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not to call ai a big woop of nothing but slack absolutely slaughtering any remaining trust they have in order to provide "emoji suggestions" is incredible

tef,
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for context, slack is launching "AI Features" trained on global data

and you can tell it's being launched without purpose as the list of benefits includes "emoji autocomplete"

like

no-one in their right mind would go "so we're going to make every sabox customer panic so slack knows if to use the party hat emoji or the party baloons emoju by default"

tef,
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moore's law but it's the number of clowns in the clown car doubling every 18 months

tef, to random
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i still miss pre sugar tax irn bru

CatherineFlick,
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@tef I miss pre sugar tax ribena :(

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