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Alsatian at heart. Not as cool as David Bowie.
Currently: iOS Lead at Drawboard
Previously: VMkernel @ VMware, iOS @ , Bit Wrangler @ Itty Bitty Apps

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ryanbooker, to random
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Oi, Sizza. Good job.

layoutSubviews,
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@ryanbooker can’t wait for a LLM to try to interpret that one

huwr, to random
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Fondly remembering the guy at uni who after an exam told me “when I saw question 3 I literally crapped my pants”

layoutSubviews,
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@huwr did he tell you that coming out of the exam room

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I wonder how many billions we wasted on all the myGov apps and web portals.

layoutSubviews,
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@ryanbooker They're amazing compared to what most of the rest of the world offers its residents

layoutSubviews, to random
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New Freya Holmér video just dropped; The world is now a slightly better place.
https://mastodon.social/@acegikmo/112530758005045393

layoutSubviews, to random
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Whats “blogging”?

layoutSubviews, to random
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My only WWDC 2024 wish: that iPad Simulators don't come with the “News" widget showing by default.
I don't want to have to see TFG's mug every time I try to do some work, thank you.

layoutSubviews, to random
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Remember the Josh & Eliza Show at WWDC? I miss those.

layoutSubviews,
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Brackets. Brackets everywhere.

layoutSubviews, to random
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Not to brag, but

huwr, to random
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Wife’s upgrading the baby’s clothes in his cupboard from the 000 to 00 stuff, and I’m stealing away one or two to hide in my study because they’re my favourites…

layoutSubviews,
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@huwr gotta have a second one and then all the old hits come out

layoutSubviews, to random
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2 modern superpowers while travelling:

  • eSIMs: being able to buy a phone plan for the country(ies) you’re travelling to in advance, and not having to line up at an airport counter after a long flight, is game-changing. Plus you won’t need to swap SIMs and risk losing your main one.
  • CarPlay: there’s no need to learn the janky UI of whatever car the rental company is handing you. Plug your phone in, and you instantly have access to a familiar interface & all your media.
layoutSubviews,
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If you’re pissed at GM for dropping CarPlay, wait until the car rental company hands you the keys to one of their cars, and you have to figure out how to work the navigation system while a tired toddler is screaming at the back.

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Watched The Iron Claw on my flight back to Oz.
Great movie, and tremendous performance by Zac Efron (!). If the final scene doesn’t make you at least teary eyed, you’re not human.

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A RC Pigeon, to guide toddlers towards the general direction you want to go to.

layoutSubviews, to random
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I wanted to report an issue on Apple Maps to tell it a 2-way street is actually 1-way, but there doesn’t seem to be any way to report this specific type of problem with the data 😕

airspeedswift, to random
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// Only access this property via the queue

Narrator: but it was not only accessed via the queue

layoutSubviews,
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@mattiem @airspeedswift how hard can it be

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Clouds so puffy it looks like they’re rendered with Cel Shading

huwr, to Canberra
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Great shot of the Aurora from Canberra on Saturday. It might be even better if it weren’t a cloudy night.

layoutSubviews,
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@huwr HDR really makes all the difference init’

saagar, to random

I might be biased but the flight paths for the final approach to land in SFO is my favorite. Often it crosses the bay, which is spanned by not one but several bridges, all visually interesting, then takes you right by the distinctive skyline of downtown San Francisco.

layoutSubviews,
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@saagar seeing planes take off just above you while driving on the 280 is also a great moment.

layoutSubviews, (edited ) to random
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I’m in Europe for the first time in years.
An odd thing I immediately noticed were the numerous & omnipresent contrails making the sky “polluted” with lines.
Living in Melbourne, we forget that we are lucky to be able to look at the sky in its untouched form (apart from the occasional SYD<->JSB overflying us).
Reminds me of how we’re hiding the Milky Way with light pollution.

layoutSubviews,
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Second thing I noticed is that all the websites I frequently visit now ask me if cookies are okay 🍪

finestructure, to Tennis
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I watched a lot of in 80s and 90s and I've only recently started following it again a bit more.

Back then hardly anyone ever played stops on clay court (or other surfaces, mostly makes sense on clay to begin with, I suppose).

They seem to be very common now, I wonder why?

Probably not player skill and if anything players are more athletic and faster to the net. Is it because players hit harder and therefore tend to be further back in the court, becoming more susceptible to stops?

layoutSubviews,
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@finestructure “stops”? You mean drop shots?

layoutSubviews,
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@finestructure I think it’s a combination of the gear getting better (rackets nowadays are to 90s rackets what they themselves were to 60s rackets) and players realising drop shots are incredibly effective at depleting the opponent’s stamina: even if they get to it and win the point, they had to expense a lot of energy to get it, more than if they just slugged the point comfortably behind the baseline.

layoutSubviews,
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@finestructure and of course, it forces the opponent to never stray too far away from the net, making it more likely to hit a winner

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The enshittification will continue until morale improves

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