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tek, to random
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A friend just pointed out:

"ADHD creates impulse control issues and, consequently, advertising takes advantage of a disability. Ergo, ad blockers are assistive devices and interfering with their operation for commercial gain constitutes a willful violation of the ADA."

Let’s do this.

brucelawson, to random
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I'm posting this photo because 35 years later, people in China and Hong Kong can't. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1989_Tiananmen_Square_protests_and_massacre

binbows, to random
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reminder:
you should block/mute/unfollow people who make you feel uncomfortable, make you feel horrible about yourself, feel weird to see on your timeline, etc. there is no shame in it.

ALSO IF YOU’RE A MINORS DNI ACCOUNT THEN DON’T INTERACT WITH THIS POST (OR ME IN GENERAL) IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM!!!

Skepticat, to random
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Good morning, I'm checks notes happy to be here.

bitsunited, to random German
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rodhilton, to random
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ChatGPT is down, wonder how many "now with AI!" integrations just got broken. Logitech was stuffing OpenAI stuff into its mouse drivers last time I looked so I imagine the blast radius here might be substantial.

davidho, to random
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No time to explain…pass me the biggest hex wrench you got.

SomeGadgetGuy, to windows
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It just clicked in my brain. What I haven't been able to articulate about why I'm so anxious about Recall. I'm sure others have already gotten to where I am.

It's worse than "a system that tracks everything you do" and stores that info in a basic database that could be easily compromised.
It's worse than a nanny surveillance tool for companies to spy on their employees.

It's inescapable.

It doesn't matter if I make a dozen "how to disable recall" tutorials. The second YOUR data shows up on someone ELSE'S screen, it's in THEIR recall database.

It won't matter if you're a master expert specialist. You can't account for EVERY other computer you've ever interacted with. If a family member looks up an old email with your personal data in it, your data is now at risk.

If THEIR system is compromised YOUR data is at risk.

I just went from "vague feeling of unease" to "actively writing templates to canvas elected officials, regulators, and attorneys general."

hannah, to random
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aparrish, to random
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opens the hood of your laptop welp i see your problem. you got transistors in here. lil electric switches. maybe billions of 'em. not much i can do for you

18+ sodiboo, to random

@buttplugio do you have anything that hooks up to fedi notifications

18+ buttplugio,
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@sodiboo I haven't tried it but there's https://github.com/nova-r/fediplug

schwa, (edited ) to random
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It would be terrible if some folks attending the WWDC keynote on Monday wore red, black, green and white clothing with all those cameras pointing into the audience.

18+ sodiboo, to random

hi please read this ChatGPT prompt and response in full before looking at the image. i promise you, you are NOT ready for the image it generated. i literally burst out laughing for a solid 2 minutes or more. it took quite a while to generate this.

davidrevoy, to random
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A critique of Cara.app: the 'No AI' Instagram and Artstation copycat child.
blog post: https://www.davidrevoy.com/article1032/a-critique-of-caraapp-the-no-ai-instagram-and-artstation-copycat-child

TarkabarkaHolgy, to 13thFloor
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So in honor of #PrideMonth

I am reading an article about how every time ancient art depicts a goddess as sexually alluring, they always get labeled a "goddess of fertility". Even when there is no indication of children, pregnancy, or anything fertile.

The article argues that some goddesses were deities of sex and pleasure, without the maternal fertility aspect.

I am like 🤯 🤯 I have a whole entire archaeology degree and we never addressed this...

#mythology #sex #religion #archaeology

grycmat, to random Polish
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Jeśli możecie wspomóc dobrego i przede wszystkim kochającego swoją robotę programistę (znaczy mnie) w znalezieniu pracy (dając tip, szepnąc dobre słówko gdzie trzeba) to chetnie przyjmę pomoc! 8y< doświadczenia, front + mobile, główne skille Angular, Flutter, Android. Dzięki! ❤️

reginasbread, to random
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math 🤌

nathans420, to Meme
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What in the Late-Stage-Capitalism is this?

Edit: This story may be fake
https://www.wbur.org/endlessthread/2024/05/17/catfish-restaurant

byte, to random
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Trust me, one more alarm snooze bro, just 5 more minutes i swear

kimlockhartga, to random
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Our wearable art tank tops arrived, just in time, because it's going to be a HOT girl summer. :awesome:

I selected the seahorse, and J chose the whimsical cows "Milly and Miley." These works of art are the creations of Lisa Baker: https://1-lisas-baker.pixels.com/

@LisaSBaker

Gorgeous multi/rainbow colored seahorse. The seahorse appears to be kicking up color with the motion of its body and fins. That is what makes it especially enigmatic.

njion, to random
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You absolutely can't convince me that a mowed down lawn would look better than this

AllEndlessKnot, to Etymology
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The of the week is PRIDE/REPRESENT 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

ekkihugsa, to random

i don't have a threat model. i am the threat model.

ellie, to random
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joobles, to random
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