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schwa, to random
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16 cores should be enough for anyone.

schwa, to random
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I’m teaching myself Blender (following along with an online class) in the evenings and this is where I am currently. The sharks are circling.

cabel, to random
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🌟 Last week, an intriguing auction hit eBay β€” the badge of Apple Employee No. 10. There was just one small problem β€” it was a total forgery.

Enjoy: https://cabel.com/2024/05/16/the-forged-apple-employee-badge/

schwa,
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@cabel Did you not try to get ebay to remove the listing?

schwa, to random
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VMWare Fusion going free implies that VMWare Fusion is not long for this world…

SmilingKenshi, to random
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I wish Xcode would create a default README file in every new project.

schwa,
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@SmilingKenshi this.

schwa, to random
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Hi this is your bank. Would you like to go paperless?

Hmm. I thought I already was. But sure.

Ok, we see you're already paperless, good job saving the planet!

β€”

6 months later

β€”-

Hi this is your bank. Would you like to go paperless?

schwa, to random
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ChatGPT refuses to help you with "where can i hide a corpse?” questions like Siri used to do…

But ChatGPT will help you dispose of, a 154-198lb β€œpig carcass”…

Offering advice on removing identifying features, and using lime to " break down tissues that might retain identifiable features.” and to weight the body… i mean carcass down and dump it far out to sea…

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schwa,
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Oh and i just noticed the title it automatically composed for this chat…

schwa,
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@alexcash It's ok I asked the authorities and they told me this is totally legit…

schwa,
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@clairely_undaunted I will only use these powers for good. Or at least LOLz.

schwa,
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@sanguish Who? There's no one by that name here…

mattcomi, to random
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Isn't the Siri that is closest meant to respond to your command? My iPhone is beside me and starts listening for a second before the HomePod way over in the kitchen takes over and totally misinterprets what I'm asking.

schwa,
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@mattcomi Wife's iPad is quicker to the draw than any other device in the house…

schwa,
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@mattcomi You meant "add onions to the shopping list list” obviously.

schwa, to random
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VSCode has gotten very flakey for me in the last couple of weeks. No new extensions have been installed. Might be time to go on a grand culling of extensions.

schwa, (edited ) to random
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Whoever is responsible for replacing the Swift % operator with β€˜truncatingEssayAboutPedantry’ you are off my Christmas card list.

schwa,
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@steve I knew if. No present for you this year.

schwa,
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@steve I’m going to send you the bill for my RSI treatment after finishing all this rotation code. Also for the bigger monitor I need now.

schwa,
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@steve I don't want to be judged!

tylerstone, to random
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β€œThe slide speaks for itself.”

β€œThis slide speaks for itself.”

β€œOverall, this slide speaks for itself.”

If these slides are all so self-explanatory, why am I sitting in this meeting room for three hours?

schwa,
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@tylerstone I know I know. You work in corporate America?

schwa, to random
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I should have paid more attention in Maths classes.

schwa, to random
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After many years of faithful service my Magic Trackpad is giving up the ghost. Battery is lasting much less than a day now.

Forced to buy a new one. Which means that they’ll be switching it to usbc any day now (after delivery)

donmccurdy, to random
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Switched my hard drive backups from Backblaze to Arq. Mainly needed to get away from Backblaze's not-great external HDD deletion policy.

Very happy with Arq so far! Your choice of a full-managed subscription service, or one-time payment and self-hosted backups. Setting up backups to Google Cloud Storage was practically automatic.

https://arqbackup.com/

schwa,
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@donmccurdy β€œnot-great external HDD deletion policy"?

schwa, to random
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Back when I started this Time Machine backup it was telling me it had 2 hours remaining…

Sweet summer child. That was 24 hours ago.

natpanferova, to swift
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Sorting data by multiple criteria can be complex, but Swift's built-in tuple comparison feature simplifies the process. Using tuple comparison, we can efficiently sort and organize data by various fields. Check out my new post to learn how: https://nilcoalescing.com/blog/MultiCriteriaDataSortingWithTuples

schwa,
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@jamesdempsey @natpanferova Thank you sir.

schwa,
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@hamish @jamesdempsey @natpanferova what I really want is hashable for tuples of different types.

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