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neko

@neko@goblin.camp

where we break how we shine

insufferable hipster with bad memes. Ashki jew. Stupid asshole. Living in a co-op with 10 other people. Causing problems all over the Taychoperah isthmus.

Registered member of Computer Touchers Industrial Union 570

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neko, to random
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You may be wondering "neko, why are you so obsessed with the concept sticking specifically American cheese to a cybertruck," my response to you is

neko,
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I'm exactly high enough to suddenly become aware that I'm unsolicitedly posting "throw cheese at it" to every cybertruck post I encounter the way redditors mention feet in photos

neko,
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In that it's intentionally hostile and upsetting to everyone else

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Remember, when your pet is trying to eat random trash off the floor, they're just trying to help you clean

Tim_Eagon, to random
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At Culver’s and there’s a bunch of teenagers in the booth next to us who are clearly not from #Madison (yay WIAA state tournaments). They’re discussing visiting the “bad parts” of downtown…

neko,
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@Tim_Eagon I wonder if those were the ones who got turned around and ended up walking around Mifflin where I spotted them

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Arrested for insider trading (telling my friend that burgers will be cheaper in an hour)

neko, to random
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Every so often you encounter Mika content in the wild and have to stop for a moment to ponder it

neko, to random
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neko, to random
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This needs to be a federal holiday and we should have a day off to celebrate

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The Biodiversity Heritage Library Makes 150,000 High-Res Illustrations of the Natural World Free to Download

https://www.openculture.com/2020/02/150000-high-res-illustrations-of-the-natural-world-free-to-download.html

neko,
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@openculture @biodiversitypix

ray, to random

god I love nutritional yeast. after I pour a spoon on my eggs in the morning I just eat another spoon straight

neko,
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@ray eating nooch out of the tub gang

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This week's meanwhile in Wisconsin update

neko, to random
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Tech bros can't rotate simple shapes in their minds

annika, to random
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Welcome to the Fediverse! Get the fuck off mastodon.social as soon as possible

neko,
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@james @annika a more forceful reason is it's easy for bad actors to join, so you're more likely to see unmoderated hate speech and spam, and less likely to see good posts because other servers tend to block it for the above hate speech and spam

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If you're wondering how things are going in Wisconsin,

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I for one think more billionaires and content creators should be sent to the bottom of the ocean

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My favorite intention-warping meme of late is "this is a technically compliant US flag according to the US flag code"

neko,
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@Anarkat not to be That Guy, but it does. There's a wholeass technical diagram with ratios embedded in the flag code. The one thing the US government is good at is pedantic diagrams

Doooom, to eurovision

That said, Finland winning might've boosted Eurovision's "tacky" and "silly" image so there's a sort of positive side to Loreen in that it's a bit more of a "normal" song @esc @eurovision

neko,
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@Doooom @esc @eurovision tacky and silly is why Finland got so many audience points. A technically perfect song like Sweden's isn't as fun

Taweret, to random

behold a nightmare world where talking chicken nuggets play baseball with a giant clown

https://youtu.be/hVNaWciNZ_s

neko,
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@apLundell @Taweret everyone got hit with massive lawsuits for advertising unhealthy food directly to children. It's also why there's no toys in cereal boxes anymore

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neko,
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat from the man himself: “It was a joke. It had to be a number, an ordinary, smallish number, and I chose that one. Binary representations, base thirteen, Tibetan monks are all complete nonsense. I sat at my desk, stared into the garden and thought ‘42 will do.’ I typed it out. End of story.”

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You ever just get stuck in your idle animation

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Crap superhero of the day: CHARCOAL.

Charcoal can shoot fireballs from the palms of their hands! Extremely cool! Except Charcoal isn't fireproof. Even brief use of their ability leaves them with first-degree burns; a boss-level fight risks leaving them in need of skin grafts or even losing their hands completely, and results in weeks to months of agonizing pain.

neko,
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@cstross @drwho also every comically bad superpower has probably appeared in X-Men.

The guy who's essentially invisible because nobody remembers him after they look away and the guy whose only power is to explode and die are both not only canon, but have had their own one-shots

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This is your irregular reminder are fucking dicks:
https://www.vice.com/en/article/a3xk3p/adobe-tells-users-they-can-get-sued-for-using-old-versions-of-photoshop

> Adobe Tells Users They Can Get Sued for Using Old Versions of Photoshop

We need tools to get to the point where they can replace Adobe tools. Open alternatives are great, but they are sadly not there yet to replace Adobe tools for professionals.

And won't be unless projects like @inkscape get enough funding to develop to a point of being viable alternatives.

Yes, it is in no small part about the money.

neko,
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@rysiek @inkscape the main fork of Glimpse has such an irredeemable slur of a name that it prevents a lot of people from using it

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Post your fails.

Pwn your imposter.

neko,
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@thegibson did you know that setting a remote client you suspect has a virus to safe boot means you can't remote into it, because that didn't occur to me until 5 minutes after I did it

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