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CityHoosier, to random
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Where was the high-stick?

kennethb,

@CityHoosier Refs in that game...totally inexcusable ...

emarktaylor, to MLB
@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social avatar

⚾ @baseball @baseball

Via Front Office Sports 🤖 @FOS

The Dodgers are set to pay Shohei Ohtani more in 2024 than eight MLB franchises will pay their entire roster:

• Shohei Ohtani, $70M
• Cleveland Guardians, $66.8M
• Miami Marlins, $65.9M
• Kansas City Royals, $65.4M
• Milwaukee Brewers, 61.6M
• Cincinnati Reds, $59.9M
• Pittsburgh Pirates, $54.2M
• Baltimore Orioles, $42.8M
• Oakland A's, $38.6M

kennethb,

@emarktaylor @baseball @baseball @FOS I had a feeling his payday would be high,but nothing like this...wiw

kennethb, to random

Just got a message from work. No travel to Northern Asia for the next 3 months. "Unknown pathogens showing increase in respiratory illnesses in the region of (country's name)."
You know,I got the exact same message 4 years ago in late November and look what happened. I hope this isn't what I think it is.
Same circumstances...hospitals refusing services, quarantine, office/school closures and a media blackout.

mbskis, to BostonBruins

2:40 left in the second of a fairly pedestrian game between the Bruins and the Lightning.
Tied 1-1.
I think the players must agree because things keep getting spicier and spicier as the game goes on. 😁 🏒 :bruins:
#nhlbruins #bostonbruins #gobolts #hockey #nhl #hnom
@hockey @bostonbruinsgameday @hnom @nhl

kennethb,

@mbskis @hockey @bostonbruinsgameday @hnom @nhl let them leak all over the ice...

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kennethb,

@Patrickoldhiker @hnom @JJKrawczyk @hockey Gretzky's breakaway advice should be taken with a grain of salt.Remember, breakaways were the second worst part of Gretzky's arsenal. His worst attribute was the ability to take a punch. Remember in 87 or 88 playoffs vs the Jets and he had that empty net breakaway?..and he needed 2 shots.

RickiTarr, to random
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

A PG-13 Question!

What is the weirdest place you've had sex?

kennethb,

@RickiTarr side of the river while fishing...still kept my eye on the pole while my other pole was at work. Luckily there wasn't much fishing action so I kept my other pole up for a while.

alan, to random

@thanetric A few days ago I was helping to hang an art show in our local library. One particular work was proving very difficult to get level. Frustrated, I cussed "fuck!". Despite being out of earshot, the use of vulgar language distressed me to the point where I cussed "fuck!!".

This foolishness made me reach for another word, and what do I come up with but "shit".

I laughed and have resolved to remember to substitute "fungible" for "fuck" in situations that require more decorum.

kennethb,

@alan @thanetric and add an e on shit.

jeffowski, to random
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Today in Geek History: The Atari 2600 officially released in North America in 1977. It's time to bring woodgrain back to consoles.

kennethb,

@jeffowski It matched vehicle dashes of the same era. Doesn't that have an uncanny resemblance to an 8 track player in Oldsmobiles of that era?

donni, to random
@donni@mastodon.social avatar

What's a good age to just start screaming incoherently

kennethb,

@donni Whenever you have children of your own

kennethb, to Hockey

So nice officially having weekends of hockey back.

dancinyogi, to random
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As I pack to move, I have stumbled across:

7 glue sticks (and when was the last time I used a glue stick??)
6 corkscrews
3 hammers
2 turkey timers (and I'm a vegetarian)
A gazillion dried-up pens
5 pairs of scissors
3 sequined tops that I have never worn or seen in my life

To be continued 🙄

kennethb,

@dancinyogi chuck it all...but keep the corkscrews...

kennethb,

@dancinyogi wine is easier to buy than a corkscrew. Ever tried buying a corkscrew last minute? The dollar store rarely has them. No corkscrew,then you're forced to drink a Colt 45.

CityHoosier, to random
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Well, I think I was wrong about Bluesky: it is going to be the Twitter replacement. Why do I say that? Because I posted the "I would simply not cross-check" joke on there, and now I got men explaining hockey to me, a hockey writer.

We need the technology to exist that would shock me before the moment I even think about posting a joke online so I never do it again. Man this is exhausting.

kennethb,

@CityHoosier @SRLevine give the league 10 games to work itself out then you'll know what the zebras are after

nixCraft, to random
@nixCraft@mastodon.social avatar

which one are you?

kennethb,

@nixCraft office, but 3 monitors

danielpunkass, to random
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Ask ChatGPT "What is" a penis, a clitoris, a g spot, a labia, a scrotum, a vulva, etc. Every anatomical term relating to a man results in an answer, and every term relating to a woman yields an answer that is quickly replaced with "this content may violate our content policy." Lady parts are bad, mmkay!?

kennethb,

@danielpunkass Try jizz in the monkey..bet that clears the Chat GPT filter.eeewwww

Hey_Beth, to random
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    kennethb,

    @Hey_Beth Don't count Michelle Obama out of the mix.

    dancinyogi, to random
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    It's sometimes hard to see myself as an adult while I sit here and eat a treasure I found at the dollar store......

    kennethb,

    @dancinyogi Just make sure they haven't been around since 1983..and don't mix with soda.

    kennethb, to music

    Secret...here's a great mash up to listen to at work to find a solution to any problem. Close your office door. Crank the volume on your Air pods. Close your eyes. Listen to the song three times. Think about Jimi and Jay. Eyes open. Drink a cold glass of water-gulp it down.Wait three minutes,then the solution will appear.
    https://youtu.be/1Z5LHzlPaiE?si=8h4C597EbtM4HBlV

    dancinyogi, to random
    @dancinyogi@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

    At the risk of repeating myself, I will not miss some of my neighbors when I move. Fire trucks . Middle of the night.
    Again.
    🙄

    kennethb,

    @dancinyogi Actually that is serious. A group of people do get seriously hurt when they get high and start lighting farts on fire. It has a ripple effect. The only way to stop the burning is by the EMTs giving everyone an Enema. Scary shit. Literally.

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    kennethb,

    @DenisCOVIDinfoguy @auscovid19 Here's a question...Anything considered 'long' in science must have 5 yrs of research protocol,yet by the summer of 2020 people were beginning to coin the phrase 'long covid',so what symptoms classifies someone as having long covid?

    dancinyogi, to random
    @dancinyogi@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

    I just realized I have the same reaction to someone doing the laundry for me as I do to someone bringing me roses. 🌹

    kennethb,

    @dancinyogi Because technically clean laundry and roses smell similar. My two cents for the day.

    GottaLaff, to random
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    Remember when I posted this? https://mastodon.social/@GottaLaff/111092176907306274

    I see now that there are trolls galore here who delight in replying to my Biden/union post w bashing. I’ll start blocking every unless there’s constructive criticism that deserves consideration. No time for this. Go elsewhere.

    It’s an election year. STFU & support Biden unless you want democracy to end, fascism to win, and what’s left of your rights demolished.

    This means you https://mastodon.art/@FlashMobOfOne/111115737634840154.

    kennethb,

    @GottaLaff Agree. No matter what side you support, people should have a rational, friendly debate regarding issues. Insults aren't part of that. If one disagrees with my stance on something, then back it up,in a constructive manner. As long as dialogue is allowed to go both ways civilly, we can agree to disagree with each other,in a respectful fashion.

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    kennethb,

    @j @nfl f..that guy..typical media personality...just trying to get attention...hope he gets shafted for talking shit...

    kennethb,

    @j @nfl Just another case of media toxicity. ESPN recently got rid of a bunch of announcer attitude problems, guised under the premise of cost restructuring.

    Rasta, to DadBin

    "Daddy, those turtles are giving a piggyback ride"

    kennethb,

    @Rasta I guess they can't do it doggy style because they're turtles

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