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emarktaylor

@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social

Retired ex-pat Brit living in NZ for over 20 years.

Post jokes, cartoons and anything else I find amusing.

Bet on #sports for fun - mainly #Golf & #Tennis.

Interests include American Football (#NFL & #CollegeFootball / #CFB ) & The #Beatles.

Have watched every episode of #Moonlighting more than once. "Do bears bear, do bees bee!"

Joined mastodon.online 01-Nov-22

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🏈 @cfb #CFB #CollegeFootball

True!

Via Tom Fornelli 🤖 @TomFornelli

Fornelli's #FootballScience: All receivers look faster when wearing single-digit numbers so when you see a guy wearing 86 who looks fast you know he's really fast.

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@golf #Golf

Via Kyle Porter 🤖 @KylePorterCBS

normal exchange with my wife

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#Parody #NYTimesPitchbot

Via New York Times Pitchbot @DougJBalloon
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Anything over 3% tonight in Michigan has to be considered a big win for Dean Phillips.

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🏈 @cfb #CFB #CollegeFootball

Via Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins
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Air Scumbag QB!

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The 1st NIL private jet deal is here.

Heisman candidate ⁦@JaxsonDart⁩ has signed a deal with ⁦@NICHOLASAIR⁩.

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🏈 @cfb

Via RedditCFB 🤖 @RedditCFB

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🏈 @cfb

Via Nicole Auerbach 🤖 @NicoleAuerbach

Here's our news story on UMass moving to the MAC:

https://theathletic.com/5301023/2024/02/26/mid-american-conference-umass-expansion/

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🏀@nba

Via Jay Cuda @JayCuda
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Since 1980, most games with 20+ rebounds by guys under 6 ft 8

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@baseball @baseball #MLB #Baseball

Via CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable @cjzero
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Every new MLB uni pic just makes them look worse

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@baseball @baseball #MLB #Baseball

Via IcyVert @IcyVert
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Bryce Harper poses in the new Fantatics uniform (2024)

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@baseball @baseball #MLB #Baseball

I'm living the dream ...

Via Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1
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21h
Same

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🏈 @cfb

Via Stewart Mandel 🤖 @slmandel

For more than a century, it was a bedrock principle of college athletics: You can’t give recruits $$$.

It took barely three weeks for Tennessee and two Attorney Generals to overturn it.

The NCAA as we’ve known it is down to its last days.

https://theathletic.com/5296175/2024/02/23/ncaa-nil-paying-recruits-tennessee-injunction/

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I laughed myself stupid when I heard this line watching it in a cinema ...

Via Super 70s Sports 🤖 @Super70sSports

“Hey! It’s Enrico Pallazzo!”

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🎾 @tennis

Via Andy Murray @andy_murray
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Unpopular opinion 🚨 South America should have its own dedicated swing on the tennis tour with its own masters series. The way the fans support the tournaments there is incredible. Amazing atmospheres and 🎾 is clearly part of their sporting culture. Vamos @atptour !

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@tennis

Via Boris Becker @TheBorisBecker
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Why unpopular?!? You’re absolutely right about your opinion Andy! Tennis 🎾 should go to countries/continents where tennis is booming…

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🏉 @rugby

Game over!

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🏉 @rugby

England immediately scores but the conversion is missed.

Scotland 30-21

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🏉 @rugby

Scotland now up by 2 converted tries, 30-16

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@f05b7c33 @rugby

I had similar thoughts.

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🏉 @rugby

Jocks go up 27-16

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🏉 @rugby

Zarn Sullivan with his second.

Blues 34-10 - 16 mins to play.

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@baseball @baseball

Via Jay Cuda @JayCuda
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reasons for people being able to see thru your pants

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@chessert @baseball @baseball

I think it's got something to do with conversations like this ...

Via Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social
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Yes hello 911 I’d like to report a murder

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@chessert @baseball @baseball

Another post ...

Via Flat Pluto Society @adhdgobl.in
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Under Armour: "Nike is going to let you see JP Crawford's dick. We would NEVER."

[Under Armour stock drops ten thousand percent at the opening bell]

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