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andrewfeeney

@andrewfeeney@phpc.social

Software developer in Sydney, Australia.

Works with PHP, Javascript, Typescript, Laravel, Vue, AngularJS, Inertia, Livewire, Vapor

Enjoys TDD, CI, Algorithmic Art, Mathematics, Languages, Music Creation, Coffee

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andrewfeeney, to ChatGPT
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Another riddle solved by #ChatGPT

andrewfeeney, to random
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Want to feel old? Windows 95 turns 30 next year.

janl, to random
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Funny, in it is unnerving to use a library version that has not had a release in four days. https://social.vivaldi.net/@Patricia/112447339260051370

andrewfeeney,
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@janl Does this mean c++ code improves with age like a fine wine or whiskey?

andrewfeeney,
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@ThreeSigma @janl Like cheese in the sun.

josh, to random
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This may be one of my worst days.

andrewfeeney,
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@josh ☹️

Chrishallbeck, to Funny
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Cute puppy. #funny #comics #webcomics

andrewfeeney,
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@Chrishallbeck It’s actually true in one sense, since by domesticating dogs we actually keep them in a juvenile state of maturity. That’s why they don’t eat us.

sue, to random
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A computer cannot take it, therefore a computer should not dish it out

andrewfeeney,
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@xgranade @sue A computer cannot pants on fire therefore a computer shouldn't liar liar.

Am I doing this right?

maxkennerly, to random
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Inflation, % change y-o-y:

Frozen noncarbonated juices and drinks +29.2%
Motor vehicle insurance +22.6%
Nonfrozen noncarbonated juices and drinks +2.0%
Oranges, including tangerines 0.0%
Public transportation -4.6%
Health insurance -11.6%

How you like them apples (-12.7%)?

https://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.t07.htm

andrewfeeney,
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@maxkennerly So, oranges are an efficient store of value?

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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CRAPitalism more like

(receives infinite high-fives)

andrewfeeney,
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@TheBreadmonkey Infinite high fives? High fives just going on forever? I don’t think that’s a sustainable model. #HighFiveDegrowth

andrewfeeney,
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@dbrand666 @TheBreadmonkey I acknowledge that I conflated infinite growth with infinite continuity, two separate concepts, for the sake of a cheap joke.

hailey, to random
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The first person to go to jail over Australian war crimes in Afghanistan. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-69006714

andrewfeeney,
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@hailey Great job Australia!

grissallia, to random
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What’ll really bake your noodle is when you realise how much DARVO is not just weaponised by angry men, but it’s been built into the structure of society.

It’s not that corporations spent decades colluding to bury the evidence of climate change, it’s that you don’t recycle enough.

It’s not that companies have repeatedly cut corners & staff to increase profits, and C-suite salaries, it’s that you don’t work hard enough to justify a salary increase.

It’s not that governments have collectively and consistently preferenced the wealthy landlord “investor” class in their policies and made housing precarious and unaffordable, it’s that you ate too much avocado toast.

It’s not that the economy is structured around having a permanently unemployed pool of people, it’s that people are lazy just don’t want to work.

andrewfeeney,
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@grissallia Yes! Also, nation-state DARVO.

“Hey, you breached our airspace.”

“We did no such thing and to even suggest it is very insulting.”

etc.

andrewfeeney, to HashtagGames
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Name With No Horse

#MakeASongOrPoemRidiculous
#HashtagGames

webframp, to AWS
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Nice opportunity here for someone with strong experience https://jobs.gusto.com/postings/duckbill-group-llc-cloud-economist-finops-engineer-contractor-aedffa36-295d-46e3-90ce-dd6b6ada0d30

Assuming you can work @Quinnypig I guess

andrewfeeney,
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@Quinnypig @webframp I read this as

“Assuming you can work at Quinnypig”.

andrewfeeney, to random
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AWS have so many products it’s mind boggling. But I’m pretty sure they are all just S3, SQS and EC2 in a trenchcoat.

andrewfeeney, to random
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Great job AWS design team

bigjsl, to random
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AI generated content is garbage. The website has detailed driving instructions which do not mention the ferry.

andrewfeeney,
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@bigjsl Big run-up required.

raineyday, to HashtagGames
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Unfortunately, I sold my copy of the Cow Pun Ching years ago. My remaining material is not dairy good. Especially if I'm not in the right moo-d.


andrewfeeney,
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@raineyday It’s amazing how advanced Farmy technology has gotten since the days of the humble battering ram.

lizardllama, to random
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A truly dazzling cosmic spectacle. So glad I got to see it.

andrewfeeney,
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@lizardllama Beautiful!

Richard_Littler, to ai
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"Although I'm no longer with you in person, my darling, I love you so much. I remember the day we met as clearly as if... You can now make purchases in Bitcoin; visit our storefront now... it were yesterday. The yellow dress you wore was so... Get 10% off the new Apple iPad. Say 'PADOFFER' after this memory..."
#AI #dystopia

andrewfeeney,
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@Richard_Littler Renew your subscription now to keep access to your loved one.

NanoRaptor, to random
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The one true USB3 connector.

andrewfeeney,
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@mattdm @NanoRaptor No, no, now you have to try three different ways until you get the right one.

andrewfeeney,
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@tevruden @NanoRaptor You will have to try each direction simultaneously over an infinity of time to find the right orientation.

josh, to random
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"finally it's starting to become more socially acceptable to denounce genocide" is a cool phrase i never thought i would need to use in my life yet here we are

andrewfeeney,
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@josh “What’s this world coming to, I feel like every second you person is coming out as anti-genocide these days. It’s all that liberal communist indoctrination I’m telling you.”

Lana, to random
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Anyone arguing in favor of arming school teachers needs to first explain to me where in the budget you're going to find the money to buy 27 Glocks when you cheapskates won't even buy us printer toner.

andrewfeeney,
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@Lana Sadly, I feel like the arms manufacturers would happily supply the nations teachers free of charge in exchange for having their handgun model declared “the official handgun of the United States teacher”

tevruden, to random

I WAS supposed to be doing yard work.

Instead I took this picture

andrewfeeney, (edited )
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@tevruden Important work in the yard. I’m not seeing the problem here.

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