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GoatRoper

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Minimalist mini-blogger.

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ryanhoulihan, to random
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Aw now that America’s ending, I’m kind of getting nostalgic for it. Obviously only kind of

GoatRoper,
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@ryanhoulihan

They are only changing the name, to "Horsehockey"

Tengrain, to random
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You Can Smell The Stink From Here https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/05/29/219539/

GoatRoper,
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@Tengrain

The FBI says their garbage smells like used Depends, mothballs and fish wrapping.

dgar, to random
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a Time Machine.

I’ve just unexpectedly invented

GoatRoper,
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@dgar

In what year?

Tengrain, to HashtagGames
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“Gaetz Shorty”


GoatRoper,
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@Tengrain

"Throw MTG From The Train"

#politicianamovieorshow
#HashtagGames

shoq, to random
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Just remember folks, it’s just math. Not voting for Biden, no matter your disagreements on some issues, IS in fact, voting for Trump.

So if you’re going to be Trump voter in November, please tell me so you can fuck right off, right now. TIA.

GoatRoper,
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@shoq

People have always called me something I'm not. That's nothing new for me. But I'm putting on my sewer pond scuba gear and voting for Biden.

Tengrain, to random
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(Edited to add hashtag and Alt Text: I’m really trying to be consistent about it!)

GoatRoper,
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@Tengrain

Human garbage as far as I'm concerned. Insurrectionist criminals belong in prison not roaming around free and disrespecting American flag protocols.

TonyStark, to random
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Joe Biden has taken more than 322 pro-environment actions since become President and likely isn’t done.

I know everyone thinks they’re an expert on everything on the internet now, but I have 3 decades of experience in environmental remediation and coal is the filthiest, most destructive energy source one could imagine. It’s an environmental and biological wrecking ball. This is important.

Biden ending new leases in America's top coal region:
https://www.npr.org/2024/05/16/1251856806/biden-ending-new-leases-in-americas-top-coal-region

GoatRoper,
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@TonyStark

Do you remember the big announcement by EXXON during the Carter administration that only they can solve the the energy crisis, not Jimmy Carter, by mining lignite from a vast clean coal deposit in the state of Wyoming to extract syn-fuel to take the place of OPEC? Wonder why that didn't happen? (rhetorical question)

GoatRoper,
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@TonyStark

When they got Reagan elected, nobody heard anything about lignite syn-fuel ever again. Jimmy Carter was way ahead of his time. That's why all the corporate "not heads" hated him. They set us back 45 years in the effort to stop climate change. I don't know if we will ever do it.

TonyStark, to random
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Weather and climate change aren’t the same thing, but climate change is creating extremes.

Despite this, Ron DeSantis (R) just signed a law deleting climate change from Florida policy, banning the construction of offshore wind turbines, and boosting fossil fuels.

DeSantis isn’t in the running anymore for President but Trump is and his plan for addressing the climate is if anything worse.

DeSantis erases climate change from FL laws, strikes blow at windmills:
https://www.tallahassee.com/story/news/politics/2024/05/15/desantis-erases-climate-change-from-fl-laws-strikes-blow-at-windmills/73591696007/

GoatRoper,
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@Tengrain @TonyStark

He will have to get stilts to go with his fashionable white boots.

GoatRoper,
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@TonyStark

The extra long Circus 🎪 stilts not construction stilts. He could also wear an innertube for double safety.

dgar, to random
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I can’t open my piano.

The keys are on the inside.

GoatRoper,
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@dgar

Look under the rock in the auditorium

golgaloth, to writing
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Do you ever deconstruct your work?

#WritingCommunity #AmWriting #writing #batman

GoatRoper,
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@golgaloth

All the time especially when assembling IKEA furniture.

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