Em0nM4stodon

@Em0nM4stodon@infosec.exchange

Privacy Advocate. Security Passionate. Tamer of Python. Lover of Encrypted Keys. Recycled Artist. Hardware Enthusiast. Fan of FOSS. Friend of Robots. Happy Mastodon Mentor to all newcomers!

Open-sourced & Open-hearted.
(she/her) ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

๐Ÿ”’ Privacy tips at: #TinyPrivacyTip
๐Ÿ˜ Mastodon tips at: #TinyMastodonTip

Other hashtags I talk about:
#DigitalRights #Privacy, #Security, #Python, #FOSS, #FLOSS #OpenSource

๐Ÿ˜ Also at: infosec.space/@Em0nM4stodon
๐Ÿ˜ And at: fosstodon.org/@Em0nM4stodon
๐Ÿ˜ And at : mastodon.social/@Em0nM4stodon
#NoAI #NoBot #NoIndex #NoArchive #nobridge

Currently Looking For Work! :blobcheerbounce:โ€‹
#GetFediHired #FediHired #JobSearch
Check this post for more information: https://infosec.exchange/@Em0nM4stodon/111054547728861638

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Em0nM4stodon, to superbowl

Mastodon hashtags
arenโ€™t case-sensitive.

#SuperbOwl ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฆ‰โœจ

Em0nM4stodon,

@miguelpergamon ๐Ÿ˜

thelinuxEXP, to random
@thelinuxEXP@mastodon.social avatar

The amount of misogynistic comments on my latest video is just off the charts.

You can doubt the new CEO for her skills, her vision, experience, or the companies she worked at. But saying ยซ another woman CEO, Mozilla is dead ยป is justโ€ฆ wow.

Itโ€™s 2024, people. Seriously. WTF.

Em0nM4stodon,

@thelinuxEXP ๐Ÿ˜”

lzg, to random
@lzg@mastodon.social avatar

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  • Em0nM4stodon,

    @lzg :dragon_heart:

    jerry, to random

    I took pixel.infosec.exchange offline to fix the new critical cve in pixelfed. Since pixelfed doesn't work well with docker, I am also moving to a vanilla/bare metal install, so it'll take a while to complete. My apologies.

    Em0nM4stodon,

    @jerry You are our hero Jerry. Thank you so much for taking such a good care of our Jerryverse! :dragon_heart:

    starchy, to random

    Clothes shopping today! I should add more color to my wardrobe

    brings home yet another pile of black fabric

    Em0nM4stodon,

    @starchy I feel seen

    harris, to random

    ๐Ÿฒ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿงงโœจ

    Em0nM4stodon,

    @harris :dragon_heart:โ€‹

    Em0nM4stodon, (edited ) to random

    #JobSearch #DoomJobbing

    Them: "If you are interested in applying for the position of [POSITION], please submit your resume, cover letter, completed application form, home address, phone number, IP address, 5-page application essay, 3-hour technical test, completed app development test app, successfully completed 50-step CTF challenge score, GPA, all original school transcripts even if it was 30 years ago, advanced background check, credit score, most recent facial print, keystroke pattern, and search history for the past 15 years to be considered for this position."

    Me: sigh

    Them: "Note that Applicants who are not selected for the first round of interviews will not be contacted. You will never know why and never be able to improve. Don't contact us or we will be angry at you."

    Me: sigh and click Submit :blocky_white_cursor:โ€‹

    Em0nM4stodon,

    @ShiroTechGuy Yes, you are correct. I used the summarized version.

    Em0nM4stodon,

    @ralb Haha, yep, good old times :lolsob:โ€‹

    Em0nM4stodon,

    @isilzha314 Indeed

    luckytran, to random
    @luckytran@med-mastodon.com avatar

    CHรšC MแปชNG Nฤ‚M MแปšI!

    HAPPY YEAR OF THE DRAGON! ๐Ÿ‰

    Em0nM4stodon,

    @luckytran @ouaibe :dragon_heart:

    Taffer, to random
    @Taffer@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

    Ah, nothing like looking at job postings to feel unemployable and useless.

    Em0nM4stodon,

    @joriki @Taffer

    "If you are interested in getting a position for [Starting a Revolution], please submit your resume, cover letter, application form, home address, phone number, 5-page application essay, 3-hour technical test, application testing app, successfully completed 50-step CTF challenge score, GPA, advanced background check, recent facial print, keystroke pattern, and search history for the past 15 years to be considered for this position"

    ๐Ÿ™ƒ

    Edit: "Applicants who are not selected for the first round of interviews will not be contacted. Don't contact us."

    Em0nM4stodon,
    Em0nM4stodon,

    @Taffer @joriki ๐Ÿ‘€

    joriki, to privacy

    new #hashtag

    #DoomJobbing

    "the specific angst of a privacy professional having their own data harvested left and right by HR third-party software while ironically applying for jobs in the privacy field"

    (seems quite likely to be expanded in scope ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ)

    https://infosec.exchange/@Em0nM4stodon/111881991495062906

    #privacy #infosec #jobsearch

    but see also:

    "pluralistic ignorance" - refers to people holding one view but mistakenly assuming that the majority of others hold a different view, so they keep quiet

    credit: https://fediscience.org/@helenczerski/111902943347266440

    @Em0nM4stodon

    Em0nM4stodon,

    @joriki Oh yeah I saw this last week, fun time ๐Ÿ™ƒ

    Spicy Job Application! You never know who will leak your sensitive data first! :dumpster_fire_gif:โ€‹

    And you can't lie for protection because it's a job application!

    seachanger, to random
    @seachanger@alaskan.social avatar

    can anyone explain to me why Iโ€™m so dang emotionally invested in the success of the fediverse?

    Em0nM4stodon,

    @seachanger I feel this and share the love. Thank you for making this place the wonderful place that it is. It is so much more than a website. It is a community :blobcatheart:โ€‹

    JasonThorne, to random
    @JasonThorne@mastodon.social avatar

    House prices vs. incomes in Canada from 1984 to 2022 (source: Beauty of Data)

    video/mp4

    Em0nM4stodon,

    @JasonThorne I hate it here

    jerry, to random

    Perhaps there is a market for electric toothbrush shaped flipper zeros in Canada

    Em0nM4stodon,

    @jerry Stealing cars while brushing my teeth in a threatening way :blobteefs:โ€‹๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

    Em0nM4stodon,
    Em0nM4stodon,

    @jgoguen @jerry Every way I am trying to imagine this is truly hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚

    Em0nM4stodon, to random

    Me: looking for work ๐Ÿ‘€โ€‹

    Me: finding a job applicationโ—โ€‹โ€‹โœจ

    THE FORM: "You should enter your resume and I will fill all the fields for you MAGICALLY" :magic_wand:โ€‹

    Me: "No thanks"

    Me: spend time carefully filling each field in the job application manually and wishing they would just read my resume I also spent hours building manually and offers much better explanations and context

    THE FORM: "Now that you have filled all the fields, give me your resume!" :neko_smiley:โ€‹

    Me: uploads my resume :blocky_white_cursor:โ€‹

    THE FORM: "Now I will overwrite ALL THE FIELDS with what I think works best because I AM SUPER INTELLIGENT WAY MORE THAN YOU. You're welcome!" ๐Ÿคก

    THE FORM: ๐Ÿ‘‡

    #JobSearch #Recruiters

    Em0nM4stodon,

    @MayInToronto This is smart but ugh, we really shouldn't have to do this.

    Em0nM4stodon,

    @MayInToronto Exactly. And we are vulnerable to abuse and exploitation. This should be regulated, it cannot be the battle of the applicants.

    Em0nM4stodon,

    @MayInToronto From what I have experienced so far it it the majority of them. Even from places I would have assumed would be actively against this kind of data abuse. It is sad

    Em0nM4stodon,

    @MayInToronto Hahaha "they're too busy banning radio" yep indeed! It is so so sad. Our privacy laws are pretty miserable. I wish we had real protections. Privacy is [supposed to be] a human right!

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