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lzg

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autista antifascista🪴🏴 daytime at https://mastodon.social/@eff. please stop explaining the world to me. de noche se escriben locuritas

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lzg, to random
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i’ve reached the stage in life where mere infants at the shop or via customer service patiently start explaining basic tech to me, as i am an old lady

lzg,
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yes young man would you please show me how to do this by clicking this link on my phone and logging in with your credentials? i’m a visual learner

lzg, to random
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every time I indulge in cleanposting I should also say that cleaning has absolutely no bearing in your character, morality or value as a person or family. i make my bed every damn day but I will not judge you if you make it never. it has not occurred to me to evaluate anybody else's cleaning habits. at times, I have stopped cleaning altogether. but most often I love cleaning and I do it well, and I'm also happy to do it for others. it's my thing maybe not yours!

lzg,
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@promovicz indeed

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Somebody asked about my old cowstories twitter account, so I'm simultaneously downloading an archive and reliving childhood horrors

lzg,
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@Mccv I'm a fan

lzg, to random
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there's a livestream of the corpse flower blooming at cal academy. my coworkers and I are watching together and commenting on a channel, because they're extremely adorable nerds. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7o4Oe-_Ano

lzg,
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@grumpasaurus I think the comments are disabled on this one, a wise choice if you don't have the capacity to moderate

lzg, to random
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thinking of making a "you can only use past data to predict the future if you think the future will look like the past" so that I can tap it constantly

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One of the cool things about being in the courtroom during SCOTUS oral argument is that although you can't shout from your seat

"The question is not 'is social media is a newspaper?' It's 'does it gets the same First Amendment rights as the tons of other things that get the same rights as newspapers?'"

But you can send those vibes toward the bench.

lzg,
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@davidgreene your honor the vibes are off

lzg, to random
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i have things to write but you know what needs cleaning? the oven. how can I possibly live with a dirty oven.

lzg,
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@phil i'm on it boss

lzg,
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@phil make a paste of baking soda with vinegar, smear it all over, scrub scrub scrub https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0U3rSY0gfY

lzg,
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as i’ve said before i only have one real talent, and it’s cleaning

lzg,
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i also did write maybe half of the thing

lzg, (edited )
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ok FAQ: this electric oven is ~4 yrs old. it's used about once a week and it's tiny, unfortunately. I'm p obsessive about cleaning spills when they happen but the bottom was still p gross. I spread a generous paste of baking soda and vinegar on it and then forget it for a while, then scrub with the fury of a thousand suns, thinking of revenge.

lzg,
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@adamgreenfield it didn't need cleaning this time but I am 100% willing to disconnect the power and disassemble this sucker (the bolts are right there)

lzg,
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@CosmicTraveler oh I don't judge, I just clean

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Now that the government is telling me to write memory-safe software, I’m rewriting shimmer in C.

lzg,
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@dev who’s going to make me are they taking me to C jail?

lzg,
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@dev next: reeducation camps where you have to learn Rust

lzg, to random
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after 16yrs of living in SF i come back to my country directly to the local chinese neighborhood, to acquire some of the basic ingredients of my happiness

lzg,
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the places i go to are restaurant supply shops bc they’ve been recommended by cooks, so i always come out with enormous bags of dried mushrooms, sauces by the bucket, noodles of many kinds, half a kilo of togarashi

lzg,
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@carlmalamud a medium goat

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why 279...

lzg,
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@wxcafe oddly specific

lzg, to random
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[me, lifting my head temporarily above a cloud of burnout] ah yes, I am good at this

lzg, to random
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look at the construction cranes in the horizon 🏗️ soon this will all be ocean-view condos, owned by investors, mostly empty

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