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DuchessOfSnork

@DuchessOfSnork@musicians.today

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Alter-ego at https://tech.lgbt/@DuchessOfSnork

For my day job, I make video games. Here, I pretend to be a real musician.

Interests subject to change.

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DuchessOfSnork, to random
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It is almost time for #Fedivision2024 and The Duchy of Snork is excited to be participating for the first time.

Vote for our entry using the code [SNOR].

(I assure you, despite the code, it will NOT put you to sleep.)

Could anything else go wrong? It's 1735 all over again...

#Fedivision #OfficialProclamation #DuchyOfSnork

990000, to missouri
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How do people get to be this horrible?

“Outrage after Republican candidate tells voters ‘don’t be weak and gay’“
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/may/15/republican-missouri-candidate-valentina-gomez

DuchessOfSnork,
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@990000 I guess I figured out the code today. They don't mean strong as individuals. Clearly they don't know how strong gay (and so many other denigrated) people are.

DuchessOfSnork,
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@990000 Is she wearing a bulletproof vest???

DuchessOfSnork, to random
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Since you asked, my theory about art is that art is the extent to which something is interesting beyond its usefulness or utility.

TheJen, to random
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Welp. The electricians I have been trying to hire refuse to answer the phone, don't even have a proper voicemail greeting, and apparently refuse to call potential customers back. Gonna have to find someone else.

Fucking hell.

DuchessOfSnork,
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@TheJen @RickiTarr I need some work done and not wanting to deal with nonsense like this is part of the reason I've been putting it off.

RickiTarr, to random
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Seriously heard someone saying they don't listen to many black artists, because they aren't really into rap. Bitch please, feel free to share songs from Black artists from any genre. Here is one of my favorites, if you like this song please check out her other work:

https://youtu.be/KovrJ8HXI1Q?si=HOYIG7YMuAUTsJz6

DuchessOfSnork,
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@RickiTarr That Kenna album is great!

DuchessOfSnork,
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@RickiTarr

How about a Tuareg group playing...well, it's not rap.
https://youtu.be/Gr2sx-HHTBw?si=p672QPEbq_Gzl11b

DuchessOfSnork, to random
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We have officially submitted our entry for ! We would like to wish all contestants the best of luck.

Ugh, this is going to be a catastrophe for us. Have you heard our submission? What? The mic is still on? Crap.

DuchessOfSnork, to random
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I was growing concerned about our entry, but the Royal Drummer worked some magic that really brings it to life.

Now it is all up to the Royal Sound Engineer (who is an absolute disaster, to be honest, but also owns the only decent mixing setup in all of Snork, now that Harold moved to Pacoima to spend more time with his grandkids).

DuchessOfSnork, to random
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The Duchy of Snork's entry is in progress. The Royal Songwriter tells me it's taking shape nicely.

I certainly hope so. I couldn't bear a repeat of our 1454 Hundred Years War (and Song) contest entry where a French Viscount was so offended he ejected stew out of his nose. We still haven't lived down the embarrassment.

RickiTarr, to random
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But...but that's a female lion...so...

DuchessOfSnork,
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@RickiTarr That's just nonsensical on multiple levels. Dude went his own way to being a dumbass.

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    DuchessOfSnork,
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    @poiseunderchaos @Binder I'm glad to hear I'm not the only one still listening to Cibo Matto :)

    Impossible_PhD, to random
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    I just saw Monkey Man.

    Disclaimer: it's really violent.

    But holy hell, I did not know how desperately I needed to see several of the scenes that played out on the screen.

    In particular, the celebration of trans vengeance as righteous and heroic.

    Wow.

    DuchessOfSnork,
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    @Impossible_PhD Hmm, maybe tomorrow I'll do a double feature of Love Lies Bleeding and Monkey Man.

    Tonight I'm seeing The People's Joker.

    🤡

    DuchessOfSnork, to random
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    The Royal Earworm of the day is Seether by Veruca Salt.

    https://youtu.be/jC9AUR-iTo0?si=Wue9uX41ATsno31Q

    Banger

    #OfficialProclamation #DuchyOfSnork

    GottaLaff, (edited ) to random
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    Lol. 1/...

    "The Floor Action Response Team, shorthanded as “FART,” aims to guard against an unannounced request to pass resolutions that would limit the group's leverage."

    https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2024/04/18/congress/hfc-on-alert-00153097

    Freedom Caucus on alert for possible moves against it by GOP leaders

    DuchessOfSnork,
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    @GottaLaff And you said they didn't have a sense of humor 🤣

    Impossible_PhD, to random
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    Jules Gill-Peterson:

    "What if feminists didn't reply to the charge that trans women are too sexual, or too feminine, by shrinking trans femininity to prove the accuser's bad faith wrong? What if trans feminism meant saying yes to being too much, not because everyone should become more feminine, or more sexual, but because a safer world is one in which there is nothing wrong with being extra? Abundance might be a powerful concept in a world organized by a false sense of scarcity. What if--

    DuchessOfSnork,
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    @Impossible_PhD Such a good book!!!

    mxtthxw, to random
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    It’s Monday, may your confidence and hubris leap out of your face like a giant squid upon all you meet today. :pg:

    DuchessOfSnork,
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    @mxtthxw At some point I might laugh and spray coffee all over my keyboard and monitor.

    DuchessOfSnork,
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    @mxtthxw To be clear, I didn't mean I didn't enjoy your exhortation. I just meant coffee is more likely to come out of my face than confidence!

    55aw, to music
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    Any folk got works for ?

    No matter how you feel about bandcamp, BCFriday is still a great day to support an independent musician, right?...

    DuchessOfSnork,
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    @55aw I'm not sure if this is #bonkwave or not, but:

    https://postwarvulgar.bandcamp.com/track/sometimes-its-hard-to-know

    RickiTarr, to random
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    You're not weird, some people just lie about themselves, and you don't.

    DuchessOfSnork,
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    @RickiTarr In fairness, some of us are also weird.

    DuchessOfSnork, to random
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    Giant rabbits, chocolate eggs, people rising from the dead...I think I'm just staying home tomorrow.

    DuchessOfSnork, to random
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    Tonight I drove to the second nearest Ulta and bought a new blow dryer. This was a big win, considering how I've been doing the last few days.

    Now I'm sitting in a restaurant and just got misgendered by the server as I was typing this. And now I want to crawl under a rock and die. Or murder people with a fork.

    DuchessOfSnork,
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    I almost skipped therapy today because I couldn't see how it could possibly help anything. But I dialed in and did it. It was probably good.

    DuchessOfSnork,
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    The restaurant used to be pretty cool. Now it's just kind of sad. I think it is just nostalgia that draws me here.

    DuchessOfSnork,
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    I think I'll drive through McD and get an apple pie for dessert on the way home.

    DuchessOfSnork,
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    I got 2 apple pies. Now watching The Loneliest Whale.

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