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Dr_Von2

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Used to use twitter, but it seems much nicer here.
Indie rock fan, comedy fan and yogi.
And yes - that's my Halloween pic for Christmas

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GottaLaff, to random
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Dr_Von2,
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@GottaLaff That is so funny and I'm pleased other commentators have mentioned it.
Stormy - I was just referring to an Orange Turd
Trump layer: The Orange Turd = Donald Trump
ON THE RECORD...

bhp, to random
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Medieval Medicine Sample

That's right, just like big pharma, we're giving out a free sample.

https://www.thebritishhistorypodcast.com/medieval-medicine-sample/

Dr_Von2,
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@bhp OH NO.... Now I'm addicted!

GottaLaff, to legal
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NEW 🧵 starts HERE.

Please remember I don’t reply while live-posting. Plz use NFL (Not For Laffy, but no hashtag) so I can ignore those replies.

1/

McB:

...At 2:14 p.m., Trump walks in, entourage in tow.

Boris Epshteyn just handed a piece of paper with a photo on it to Kaitlan Collins.

I thought he maybe said "Conway" to her, but I'm not exactly sure.

Dr_Von2,
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@GottaLaff I think I may have heard some of these "details".
If Trump takes the stand he could disprove those comments in a flash!

GottaLaff, to random
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Via Pagliery:

So, actual brain worms.

NYT reports RFK Jr. had previously undisclosed health issues, including a parasite in his brain. “I have cognitive problems, clearly,” . said in the 2012 deposition. “I have short-term memory loss, and I have longer-term memory loss that affects me.” https://nytimes.com/2024/05/08/us/rfk-jr-brain-health-memory-loss.html

Dr_Von2,
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@GottaLaff NFL
He's just getting in the excuses early

GottaLaff, to random
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was at the courthouse today:

" seems old and tired and mad"

"He seems annoyed. Resigned, maybe angry. He seems like a man who is miserable to be here."

Dr_Von2,
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@GottaLaff I can't think of anyone who would enjoy being prosecuted. Not even if they were actually innocent.

YusufToropov, to random
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So @GottaLaff just coined for and I think we all have a civic duty to make that hashtag trend. So I humbly ask you to boost this message and use that hashtag as often as possible.

Dr_Von2,
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@YusufToropov @GottaLaff
Made it into the top 10

GottaLaff, to random
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Should I be posting dopey countdown posts to my move to BC?

Your choice.

Dr_Von2,
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@GottaLaff yes, but not in numbers
Pick an image of an animal or cartoon and have fewer each day

GottaLaff, to legal
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Mr. Laffy is on the phone with Verizon. My coverage will be spotty til Internet is back. She was excused.

#Trump #legal 🧵1/…

#TrumpTrial Via McBrien:

The first potential juror of the day, who mentioned that her bad anxiety might prevent her from being fair and punctual, had said: "The more days that go on and more and more people in my life know that I'm here without me even telling them, they just put pieces together."

Dr_Von2,
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@GottaLaff NFL
I wonder if he can he afford that much? Someone else has funded the bonds for other cases.

molly0xfff, to ArtificialIntelligence
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I spent a long time experimenting with AI before finally writing about it in depth. It can be pretty useful — but is it worth it?

https://www.citationneeded.news/ai-isnt-useless/

Dr_Von2,
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@molly0xfff Hi,
If I use my GBP Credit Card, I'll get a $2 currency charge?
Do you know if "LINK" allows billing in non USD currencies? I've never heard of or used "LINK".

GottaLaff, to legal
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I’ll start a 🧵

I will NOT (& often CANNOT) answer questions, so please don’t ask me any. If you have a comment/question for the universe, please label it “NFL” (Not For Laffy) so I can skip thru my replies.

1/… Via Pagliery:

Trump is sitting in court now, surrounded on both sides by his lawyers.
(More…)

Dr_Von2,
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@GottaLaff NFL
I'm afraid I see this as preparing for the "you can't actually jail a doddery old man with dementia" defense for when it comes to sentencing.

GottaLaff, to comics
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outdid itself.

: “I’m being persecuted the same way Jesus was in terms of horrible things being done to a big star.”

Entire strip here:

https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2024/04/07

Dr_Von2,
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@GottaLaff I now feel sorry for the Band "Last Dinner Party" for that name-check

Jerry, (edited ) to random
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Some random person told me they are blocking me because I don't block threads.

And I wonder, why did he tell me this? Can someone be so arrogant and self-centered to believe that I would care that he, a total stranger, has blocked me? Does he think that he is so important that this would hurt me? Whatever was he expecting the impact to be from me?

He blocked me. So, why would I care???

I live on this planet with people, but I definitely don't understand a lot of them.

Your thoughts? Help me understand.

When a stranger blocks you because they disagree with you:
#Poll

Dr_Von2,
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@Jerry something that does bother me is a poll that adds up to 104%

GottaLaff, to random
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Via @aaron.rupar:

Who says Republicans can’t pass meaningful legislation

Liz Elkind:

Scoop: A group of House Republicans are pushing to have Washington Dulles, DC’s main international airport, renamed — after Donald #Trump

The bill’s being led by House GOP chief deputy whip Guy Reschenthaler & is co-sponsored by 6 other lawmakers

Dr_Von2,
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@GottaLaff @aaron.rupar
Is it going to be called:
"Convicted Felon, Donald Trump, Airport"

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Dr_Von2,
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@emptywheel exactly !

GottaLaff, to tesla
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On our drive up to Canada, we spotted a #Tesla Cybertruck on the road. Whoa. It looked like what a 1950s sci-fi movie’s idea of a 1970s car would look like. What a laughable eyesore.

Dr_Von2,
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@GottaLaff could you see the rust? I'm pretty sure they're not allowed out in the rain.

GottaLaff, (edited ) to random
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New Jersey Golf Club Settlement Hangs Lawyer Alina Out to Dry 1/…

“Bianco is now preparing to sue the club all over again, this time for sexual harassment. But she’s also targeting Habba with a potential fraud lawsuit too” https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-new-jersey-golf-club-settlement-hangs-lawyer-alina-habba-out-to-dry

Dr_Von2,
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@GottaLaff I hadn't realised MAGA meant:
Make Attorneys Get Attorneys.

KeithDJohnson, to random
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Some elevators help you envision equivalent measurement classifications.

Dr_Von2,
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@ai6yr @KeithDJohnson
The Register has an online converter which includes: weight measured in

GottaLaff, (edited ) to legal
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Totally forgot!! in all caps!

‼️! 🔥 1/…

Via Anna Bower:

BREAKING: DC Circuit Court of Appeals rules that Donald is NOT IMMUNE from prosecution.

UNANIMOUS!!!

Dr_Von2,
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GottaLaff, to random
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🤦🏻‍♀️😫”Hotelier Robert Bigelow told Reuters on Tuesday he gave $1 million for his legal fees & agreed to donate another $20 million to a pro-Trump outside group for campaign purposes” https://www.reuters.com/world/us/donor-bigelow-gave-trump-1-mln-legal-fees-donate-20-million-more-2024-01-30/

Dr_Von2,
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@GottaLaff Why would "successful businessman and billionaire" Flopsweat McBoneSpurs, need small change from another billionaire?

GottaLaff, (edited ) to Canada
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My twins sent me this pic of our backyard in Port Moody right now. They stuck a measuring stick in the ground: 12 inches and still snowing.

They're having the best time. We happen to love snow after having sweltered in So Cal forever. It's just beautiful. And no Debbie Downers on this one, I'll block.

Can't wait to go back in May... to stay. 🇨🇦

Dr_Von2,
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@GottaLaff my daughter is also in BC and she's taking a long weekend to take advantage of the snow (after a very snowless start to the season)

Lana, to random
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What's a song that you have heard ENOUGH?

I don't mean a song you hate. I don't mean a song that's overplayed and now you're sick of it. I mean a song you actively enjoy, and you have heard it the right number of times and anything more would be overkill.

Dr_Von2,
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@strypey @ordrad @Lana that confused me... (Graduations??)
Presumably you are not thinking of the Z-Trip track Breakfast Club.
It's the only one I know and I still love it (playing as I read your post)

GottaLaff, to legal
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#WompWomp

"Federal appeals court ruled Friday that #Jan6 defendants can be found culpable of “disorderly” or “disruptive” conduct inside Capitol even if they weren’t personally violent or destructive.

The decision is a victory for DOJ in cases against 100s of defendants charged with misdemeanor counts of disorderly & disruptive conduct, one of the staple charges that has been applied to nearly every member of the mob that entered the halls of Congress" #legal
https://www.politico.com/news/2024/01/05/court-says-even-passive-members-of-jan-6-mob-can-be-convicted-of-disorderly-conduct-00134030

Dr_Von2,
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@dannotdaniel @GottaLaff I'm enjoying my #WompWomp tab today.
Great start to my weekend. 🙂

GottaLaff, to random
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I was MIA this a.m. because Mr. Laffy, Hammy, and I drove a few miles to see the Pods moving units we plan on using for our Big Move to Canada next spring.

Now--and be jealous--I get to take inventory of our entire house, because when we cross the border, it's mandatory to document everything on 2 separate forms so we can prove we're not gun-totin', drug-smugglin', duty-duckin' baddies trying to infiltrate Port Moody.

Good times.

So I'll be MIA occasionally.

Ugh. What a job.

Dr_Von2,
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@GottaLaff don't forget to include the 2 forms as part of the inventory.

GottaLaff, (edited ) to random
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💥

Via Kyle Griffin:

Reuters: FILES FOR BANKRUPTCY IN NEW YORK -COURT RECORDS

✔️Yup. Added: Via Matthew Chapman:

He's going the Alex Jones route to try to get out of paying the settlement.

Dr_Von2,
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@timbray @GottaLaff surely by now everyone has a tab open on their browser just for #WompWomp ?

Dr_Von2,
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@GottaLaff @timbray next time I'm in Vancouver I'll let you know :-)

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