North Korea has celebrated Earth Day by not turning any lights on for the 26,280th day in a row.
Supreme Leader Kim Jung-un praised the courage and indefatigability of himself in ensuring the North Korean people don’t engage with capitalist, western ideas like light bulbs and cooked meals.
He also confirmed he had further reduced North Korean carbon emissions by having underlings carry him to breakfast this morning rather than being driven there as usual. #Earthday#humour#humor#satire
A robot cooked my steak today
Using AI to sear it just my way
We're teaching the robots everything we can
Because it's all part of the robot takeover plan
You just watch because one day, sigh
That won't be cow one day it will be you and I
Die könnte auf der #Erde interessant werden, wenn der #Klimawandel weiter fortschreitet. Auch wenn das Sprichwort lautet, dass Du #Geld nicht essen kannst, vielleicht klappte es mit Steinen.
The US has decided only Israel can ratify Palestinian statehood
It's only fair its mortal enemy gets to decide this
The United States has vetoed Palestine’s bid for full UN membership, stating the UN is not the venue for recognition of a Palestinian state. Their representative clarified that Palestinian statehood is something that can only be ratified unilaterally by Palestine's mortal enemy: Israel.
New York Times confirms it does not count Palestinians as humans
It explained its controversial memo was backed up by science
There was inexplicable controversy this week when the New York Times sent a memo to its staff, reminding them of standard mainstream media guidelines regarding Israel and Palestine.
For anyone who doesn’t think that Americans can do biting satire, I would like to remind you of the brilliant Tom Lehrer, born 1928 and still with us, having released his music into the public domain.
For a few apposite pieces, as relevant today as they were when he wrote and sang them I give you
VORSICHT #SATIRE#WDR5
Die Ampel-Regierung gängelte ihn mit #Koalitionsvereinbarungen und verbindlichen Ressortzielen, jetzt sieht sich Verkehrs-Aktivist Volker #Wissing zum äußersten #Protest gezwungen.
Mit einer Autobahnblockade greift der Bundesverkehrsminister zu einer ungewöhnlichen Maßnahme, um auf den Verkehrs-Notstand im Land aufmerksam zu machen. Dabei wolle er an politische Zwänge, wie ein allgemeines Tempolimit oder autofreie Wochenenden, nicht einmal denken. https://www1.wdr.de/radio/wdr5/sendungen/satire-deluxe/fahrverbote-deluxe-100.html
Hoher Krankenstand nach Ende des Infektionsschutzes!
Nach Angaben der Krankenkasse Barmer ist die Zahl der krankheitsbedingten Ausfälle im vergangenen Jahr stark gestiegen. Ursache sei vor allem die Normalisierung der Arbeitswelt nach der Normalisierung der Corona-Pandemie.
"Snarky as Pratchet, insightful as Stephenson, as full of scathing social commentary as Swift or Voltaire, and weirdly reminiscent of LeGuin, Alpha Max is the only multiverse novel you need this month, or maybe ever."
~Ernest Lilley, Amazing Stories