CSDNews

CSDNews, 30 days ago to Israel

USA Proposes ICC Bylaw Amendment: ‘All Charges Are Created Equal, Except When They’re Not’ #BenjaminNetanyahu #CSDN #ICC #Israel #IsraelHamasWar #Netanyahu #Satire #USA https://csdnews.online/2024/05/usa-proposes-icc-bylaw-amendment-all-charges-are-created-equal-except-when-theyre-not/

CSDNews, 1 month ago to random

Pet Owner’s Survival Guide: Dealing with Furry Shenanigans, Questionable Fashion Choices for Your Dog, and Explaining Cat Memes to Your Parents #CSDN #Lifestyle #Pet #pets #Satire #SurvivalGuide https://csdnews.online/2024/05/pet-owners-survival-guide-dealing-with-furry-shenanigans-questionable-fashion-choices-for-your-dog-and-explaining-cat-memes-to-your-parents/

CSDNews, 1 month ago to Health

Corporate Meeting Declared New Form of Human Torture by UN #CSDN #Health #HumanTorture #OfficeMeetings #Satire #UN #Work #WorkingLife #WorldNews https://csdnews.online/2024/04/corporate-meeting-declared-new-form-of-human-torture-by-un/

CSDNews, 1 month ago to ukteachers

Desperate for Funding, University Renames Itself “Hogwarts School of Slightly Less Impressive Magic” #CSDN #Education #HarryPotter #Hogwarts #Satire #school #university #USA https://csdnews.online/2024/04/desperate-for-funding-university-renames-itself-hogwarts-school-of-slightly-less-impressive-magic/

CSDNews, 1 month ago to worldwithoutus

New African Superhero Film Deemed “Unrealistic” by Hollywood because the Hero Solves Problems without American Help #africa #CSDN #Entertainment #Hero #movies #Satire #superhero #USA #WorldNews https://csdnews.online/2024/04/new-african-superhero-film-deemed-unrealistic-by-hollywood-because-the-hero-solves-problems-without-american-help/

CSDNews, 1 month ago to Israel

Israel vs. Russia: International Outrage Decided by Coin Toss in Latest UN Resolution #CSDN #Israel #IsraelHamasWar #RussiaUkraineWar #Satire #UN https://csdnews.online/2024/04/israel-vs-russia-international-outrage-decided-by-coin-toss-in-latest-un-resolution/

CSDNews, 2 months ago to Israel

Democracy Is When I Remain in Power Against Your Will, Says PM: Navigating Netanyahu’s Electoral Endgame #bibi #CSDN #Elections #Israel #IsraelHamasWar #Netanyahu #news #Satire #WorldNews https://csdnews.online/2024/04/democracy-is-when-i-remain-in-power-against-your-will-says-pm-navigating-netanyahus-electoral-endgame/

CSDNews, 2 months ago to ai

Customer Service Hotlines Replaced by AI, Hold Times Increase Exponentially as Bots Engage in Circular Arguments #AI #ArtificialIntelligence #Bots #CircularArguments #CSDN #CustomerService #Satire #technology https://csdnews.online/2024/04/customer-service-hotlines-replaced-by-ai-hold-times-increase-exponentially-as-bots-engage-in-circular-arguments/

CSDNews, 2 months ago to gaming

PAX East Unveils ‘Survival Mode’ Entrance: Only Those Who Can Craft a Ticket from Raw Materials Get In #CSDN #Gaming #PAXEast #Satire #SurvivalMode #technology https://csdnews.online/2024/03/pax-east-unveils-survival-mode-entrance-only-those-who-can-craft-a-ticket-from-raw-materials-get-in/

CSDNews, 2 months ago to Health

Spain and Ireland Unveil Their Superpower: Having a Conscience #CheesusCrust #CrustianSatiricalDailyNews #Crustianity #CSDN #Health #Ireland #Israel #news #Norway #Palestine #Satire #Spain #UNWRA #USA #WorldNews https://csdnews.online/2024/02/spain-and-ireland-unveil-their-superpower-having-a-conscience/

CSDNews, 2 months ago to Rugby

Six Nations: Seeking Volunteers to Explain the Rules to Americans #6Nations #CSDN #rugby #Satire #Sports #USA

https://csdnews.nl/?p=1213

CSDNews, 2 months ago to China

Visa-Free Travel: China's Plot to Export 'Singlehood Revolution' Globally #China #CSDN #Exports #Lifestyle #loneliness #Satire #VisafreeTravel

https://csdnews.nl/?p=1168

CSDNews, 2 months ago to China

Mount Everest to Offer Wi-Fi, Claims Loneliness at the Top #China #CSDN #loneliness #MtEverest #nepal #Satire #Tibet #Wifi

https://csdnews.nl/?p=1005

CSDNews, 2 months ago to twitter

Elon Musk's Social Experiment Goes 'X-treme': Face-to-Face Confrontations Now Just a Tweet Away #CSDN #elonmusk #Satire #twitter #twittercalling

https://csdnews.nl/?p=1001

CSDNews, 2 months ago to China

South China Sea Sees First Ever 'Ship-Bumping' Contest #China #CSDN #Phillipines #Satire #Shipping #SouthChinaSea #worldnews

https://csdnews.nl/?p=987

CSDNews, 3 months ago to Israel

Journalists Seek Entry to Gaza, Israel Cites Antisemitism as Ultimate Press Pass Revocation Technique #CSDN #Gaza #Israel #IsraelHamasWar #journalism #Satire

https://csdnews.nl/?p=894

CSDNews, 3 months ago to Israel

Joe Biden to Invite God to Gaza Peace Talks #CSDN #Israel #IsraelHamasWar #JoeBiden #Satire #USA

https://csdnews.nl/?p=817

kcarruthers, 3 months ago to random

Note to self avoid Florida: In Florida measles outbreak, officials tell parents it’s fine to send unvaccinated kids to school

https://www.tampabay.com/news/health/2024/02/23/florida-measles-outbreak-officials-tell-parents-its-fine-send-unvaccinated-kids-school/

CSDNews, 3 months ago to ukteachers

GOP Champions Embryonic Education: Kindergarten Classes Now Starting at Conception #CSDN #Education #Embryo #GOP #Kindergarten #politics #Republicans #Satire #USA

https://csdnews.nl/?p=691

cstross, 3 months ago to random

I notice that the Odysseus commercial lander a US company just plonked on the Moon cost NASA a little over $100M.

By way of comparison, the Indian government's Chandrayaan-3 mission, the lander of which touched down in 2023, cost roughly $90M.

So private space can be more expensive than 100% government agency-run missions.

flexghost, 3 months ago to random

Psst.

Wanna see Jim Jordan freak out when pressed about pushing Russian propaganda in congress?

video/mp4

GottaLaff, 3 months ago to random

NBC News: #NikkiHaley is siding with Alabama court ruling that frozen embryos created via IVF are "babies."

She's good at needling Trump.

She's otherwise despicable.

Kthxbye.