inthehands, to random
@inthehands@hachyderm.io avatar

Something I tell my software students a lot when they’re looking for jobs is to remember that a shockingly large number of job descriptions are written by people in HR who have next to zero understanding of the industry, the specific team, or the business need.

All they’ve got to work with is fragments they’ve heard without comprehension, coming to them through a terrible game of corporate telephone.

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mjgardner, (edited )

@inthehands I have bad news for you and your students: the -posting pool is full of shallow that go far below the already low bar set by the worst departments.

And company managers turn to these outfits because they don’t have firsthand knowledge about how shitty they are, but they do know that about their own HR.

/ @grimalkina @talexb

angusm, to random
@angusm@mastodon.social avatar

My employer's website: “We're denormalizing the biostatic conglomeration of cromulent anaglyphs for just-in-time metempsychosis.”

Recruiter's unsolicited email to me: "Angus -- love how you're denormalizing the biostatic conglomeration of cromulent anaglyphs for just-in-time metempsychosis! At SpamCo, we specialize in finding top-tier talent …”

Me: Very authentic opening, sir, yes, you have absolutely persuaded me that I wish to do business with you.

edelabar, to random
@edelabar@mastodon.social avatar

God grant me the serenity to accept the that don't understand the they're spamming me with, the patience to respond to them kindly, or at least the willpower to ignore them.

Em0nM4stodon, to random

Me: looking for work 👀​

Me: finding a job application❗​​✨

THE FORM: "You should enter your resume and I will fill all the fields for you MAGICALLY" :magic_wand:​

Me: "No thanks"

Me: spend time carefully filling each field in the job application manually and wishing they would just read my resume I also spent hours building manually and offers much better explanations and context

THE FORM: "Now that you have filled all the fields, give me your resume!" :neko_smiley:​

Me: uploads my resume :blocky_white_cursor:​

THE FORM: "Now I will overwrite ALL THE FIELDS with what I think works best because I AM SUPER INTELLIGENT WAY MORE THAN YOU. You're welcome!" 🤡

THE FORM: 👇

#JobSearch #Recruiters

Em0nM4stodon, to privacy

I just would like to point out that
none of the accounts I was forced to create for job applications so far had any options for multi-factor authentication or for deleting the account.

And all of the accounts I was forced
to create for job applications so far required to enter very sensitive information that was completely unnecessary to require.

Don’t. Do. This.
Please. Stop.

#JobSearch #Recruiters #Privacy

Em0nM4stodon, (edited ) to random

FediFriends, I need your help 👇

I’ve built this little webpage
a few months ago to present together some of the work I did and help me find a job: https://emontheinternet.me

But, I am still uncertain about which drawing profile would be best for this, if any 🤔

I have not built this webpage for myself so I need external opinions. Your opinions (boosts welcome for reach) :boost_ok:​

Which one of these
profile pictures do you think would work best on my webpage to find work? Or perhaps it would be best not to put any? What do you think?

Keep in mind that ✱
I am not targeting large corporations with that. I am aware my website doesn’t fit the “LinkedIn” style. But which picture do you think my favorite public-interest and/or privacy organizations would like the best? 💚​👇❔

(read alt-text to see each picture' number)

EDIT: I added a poll below for people who prefer to vote without commenting. I could not include both a poll and pictures in the same post 📥👇

#JobSearch #Recruiters

Em0nM4stodon, to random

I’m not going to name and shame
but I am going to name and praise:

The @w3c was hands down
the most pleasant job application I’ve done this year.

Clear job description with salary range ✔️​

No account creation required ✔️

No personalized essay or questionnaire required ✔️

No demanding of home address or phone number (why even ask that?) ✔️

They simply asked to send a resume and a cover letter by email 👍

Thank you.
This is the way.
Would apply again.

Every job application
should be that simple 💚

#JobSearch #Recruiters

maxleibman, to random
@maxleibman@mastodon.social avatar

Seem to be on the up-and-up.

Totally Legitimate Enterprise, Inc., DBA Talent Recruiting Firm, is a wholly-owned subsidiary of Nope Definitely Not a Scam, LLC.

#spam #scam #recruiter

maxleibman,
@maxleibman@mastodon.social avatar

Here is the full message. I bet you a wedding cake this was written by an LLM.

queenofnewyork, to php
@queenofnewyork@newsie.social avatar

Don't learn , they say. It's a dead language, they say. There are no jobs, they add. Learn instead. It's much better. Jobs are plentiful.

I don't know if it's because of this or some other reason, but we have had great success with finding PHP developers and have had an awful time trying to find JS developers. Not that we don't get applicants, but when you get to the interviews, it's like ... not good.

So go ahead and learn PHP.

mjgardner, (edited )

@queenofnewyork @gizmomathboy Same for #Perl as well.

Just because there's a surfeit of #job postings doesn't mean the mercenary #developers that pay attention to such things will land one.

#SoftwareDevelopment is about #programming languages as much as carpentry is about hammers or astronomy is about telescopes. But you wouldn't know it from the carpetbagger #recruiters, shallow pundits, and mindless parrots.

uncanny_kate, to random
@uncanny_kate@dice.camp avatar

I'm increasingly glad I ended up sticking with perl professionally. Yes, it's not popular. But I'm doing real work on real systems, with no crypto or AI nonsense anywhere in sight. And it's not super easy to hire perl experts these days, so the salaries have gone up. It was a tough decision with some false starts exploring options, but in the end sticking with the language I genuinely enjoy is paying off.

mjgardner,

@perigrin @uncanny_kate This goes further up the stack. A lot of are obvious commodity cogs in the machine. Bottom-feeders. Avoid them too, because they’ll just waste your time and energy winding you up to pursue here-today-gone-tomorrow .

Em0nM4stodon, (edited ) to random

Is a 3-page long resume a crime? 👀

#JobSearch #TechJobs #Recruiters #GetFediHired

Em0nM4stodon, (edited ) to random

Adding a “Relevant Projects & Skills” section in a resume for jobs in tech?

Yes? No? Maybe? 👀

Em0nM4stodon, to RSS

People Who Hire People :blobidea:

If you want candidates who truly wants to work at your organization to apply,

Setup a RSS feed for your career page! ✨

This will allow enthusiast candidates to know right away when you post a fitting position for them!

@mozilla has a great example on how this is done: https://www.mozilla.org/careers/listings

Em0nM4stodon, (edited ) to random

People who work and/or hire in tech :ablobcatbongokeyboard:​

What gives the most "resume points"?

#TechJobs #JobSearch #Recruiters

lukemurray, to github

GitHub Universe Cloud Skills Challenge!

GitHub is the home for all developers—a platform where you can share code, contribute to open-source projects and much more. Join our GitHub Universe Cloud Skills Challenge and explore GitHub with us! 🐱

🌟 Learn about Artificial Intelligence with the Cloud Skills Challenge!
🚀 Create new projects for your portfolio with GitHub Copilot and GitHub Codespaces

https://learn.microsoft.com/training/challenges?id=ef5f9f41-0818-4895-9217-79d19827a322&ocid=GitHubUniv_CSC_event_nge&WT.mc_id=AZ-MVP-5004796

kkarhan,
@kkarhan@mstdn.social avatar

@lukemurray I sincerely doubt people.will use this beyond impressing ...

Em0nM4stodon, (edited ) to random

People Hiring People 📄​✨

When an applicant contacts you directly to offer to send you their resume:

  1. Do you prefer to receive a resume that is ATS-optimized (Applicant Tracking Systems)?

  2. Or do you prefer to receive a resume that is colorful and human-optimized?

nekohayo, to linux
@nekohayo@mastodon.social avatar

Oh, y'all want to make a #Flatpak portal API to open #LinkedIn directly with a keyboard shortcut on #Linux desktops? 🧐️

C'mon, you gotta pump this pitch up, that's a rookie proposal in this racket!

At least propose some #AI #LLM powered vengeance against #recruiters using Applicant Tracking Systems to filter you out based on keywords! For 20 years they have played us for absolute fools. Here is A Modest Proposal: https://github.com/flatpak/xdg-desktop-portal/issues/1121#issuecomment-1745876159

Em0nM4stodon, to random

People Hiring People:

What are your views on people doing general applications when there are no fitting job openings at the time?

#Recruiters #GetFediHired #FediHired

odddev, to archery
@odddev@hachyderm.io avatar

When will #recruiters find out they just need to come to #archery ranges?

iamkale, to random
kelpana, to gamedev

It is interesting to observe #recruiters responses as someone who has a #career that is half Game Development and half #Enterprise Software Engineering. When I apply for Enterprise jobs I'm told either "You don't have enough #experience." 🙄 or "You'll just go back to #Gamedev when something is available." (Fair point, it was my original career). When I apply for Gamedev jobs I get "You'll have more luck with Enterprise Java." or "You'll just leave the industry again."

#jobhunt

cazabon, to Software

Dear ,

Thank you for me with your many open based solely on the occurrence of the word "" in my resume.

I particularly appreciate the ones which are onsite, in a country I do not live in, and which I would need a difficult-to-obtain work visa for, if I ever wanted them.

maco, to tech
@maco@wandering.shop avatar

Some people shouldn't be allowed to name things…

I just got a recruiter email for some "defense" contractor that obviously didn't read the "no defense, no gambling" line in my LinkedIn profile.

Name of the company?

ManTech

🙄

"Sorry, sir, I am not a man."

SuitedUpDev, to php
@SuitedUpDev@mastodon.online avatar

Found this in a job offering at a startup.

Looking for a #PHP developer that has experience with #Laravel, #Zend #Symfony AND #yii

Honey, you aren't looking for just one person. You are looking for an entire development team.

#Recruiters #developers #dev

Taffer, to random
@Taffer@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

OH SHI~ a recruiter from a web3 company wants to talk to me. 🤣

I'd sort of like to work on something that makes the world better as my next gig, not snake oil for tech bros.

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