RL_Dane, to ADHD
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dansup, to random
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kleinsophie, to random German
@kleinsophie@chaos.social avatar

"Hier schau mal wir sind jetzt hipp und haben nun Hosen für große Frauen."

7/8 Jeans...

Ja wollt ihr mich denn eigentlich für deppert verkaufen?

nblr,
@nblr@chaos.social avatar

@kleinsophie Ich habe neulich versehentlich ne Damenjeans gekauft. Wie fand ich raus, dass es eine Damenjeans ist? Tja nun. Stand nicht drauf, aber… WARUM NUR 3cm "TIEFE" TASCHEN?! Are you fucking kidding me? #thestruggleisreal

ferricoxide, to random

You would think that anyone who's been driving for a decade or more and had a preference for back-in parking would at least display competence while doing so, but every time I watch someone back into a parking spot, all I can think is #TheStruggleIsReal

otheorange_tag, to random
@otheorange_tag@mstdn.social avatar

this is just over 61 minutes I know it's a little long. Did you catch double bass retuning a bit? #TheStruggleIsReal #SymSat

kimlockhartga, to ArcBrowser
@kimlockhartga@beige.party avatar

I've got ten #NetGalley reviews due in March, because I'm an out-of-control #ARC requester! @bookstodon Readers, you're about to be served a smorgasbord of great fiction this Spring. I will be very interested to know your favorite new releases as we go. 📚📚📚

bloodravenlib,
@bloodravenlib@mas.to avatar

@kimlockhartga @bookstodon

I hear ya. I am so bad about getting reviews on time for Netgalley stuff.

#TheStruggleIsReal

ts, to memes
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NeadReport, to random
@NeadReport@vivaldi.net avatar

You guys havin' trouble on yer dial up? My modem's been squawkin' and squeelin' fer like minutes and I can't get logged into AOL's Food Chat.
#TheStruggleIsReal #JustTheFax
#AOL #Foodies

NickEast, to books
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bloodravenlib,
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laneybk, to animals
@laneybk@tooters.org avatar

Yes, you, could you please move your manspread a bit further down the couch? 🤣🤣

#CatsOfMastodon #Cats #ManSpread #MastoArt #FunnyCat #BengalCat #CatLife #Photography #Humor #TheStruggleIsReal #TuesdayVibe

NeadReport, to random
@NeadReport@vivaldi.net avatar

Things I'd rather do than watch a Hallmark Christmas movie.

#TheStruggleIsReal

ldamlanatra, to Depression
@ldamlanatra@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

#3GoodThings

  1. Saw my #Glaucoma doctor today and my pressures & visual fields are holding strong 8 years after trabeculectomy surgery

  2. Pulled back from potential depressive episode. Must disengage from news for self preservation. #TheStruggleIsReal #Depression

  3. Managed to calm myself down after being cut off on the highway this afternoon with inches to spare. So easy for #RoadRage to escalate. Got to stay in control of my actions.

Happy #Chanukah to those who celebrate!

Molk, to TaylorSwift
@Molk@aus.social avatar

What good is your ticket resale website if it actually can't re-sell tickets?! #TaylorSwift #TheStruggleIsReal

ts, to memes
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donni, to random
@donni@mastodon.social avatar

Trying to sleep, but I just remembered my entire life

raiaren,
Chrishallbeck, to random
@Chrishallbeck@mastodon.social avatar

The worst part about being a cartoonist is how often I’m still awake at 3am because I keep writing jokes while trying to fall asleep.

raiaren,
Chrishallbeck, to comics
@Chrishallbeck@mastodon.social avatar

More sleep. #comics #webcomics #funny

raiaren,
PNW_Michelle, to random

If ONE MORE neurotypical person tells me to clean as I go, set alarms, and make lists, my head is going to explode. NO SUSAN, IT NEVER EVER OCCURRED TO ME TO WRITE A TO DO LIST OR SET A REMINDER ON MY PHONE. AND NO ONE HAS EVER SUGGESTED ANY OF THOSE THINGS TO ME BEFORE. Thank you for fixing my whole life with a few simple suggestions. (I should probably go watch TV now and stop trying to have conversations.)

LunarLioness814, to random
@LunarLioness814@mastodon.social avatar

So much to do that it's overwhelming. Even trying to break things down into mini-chores doesn't help. Mom is no help. She sits on her ass, watching me and telling me when I'm not doing a job to HER standards. Or she suddenly feels the need to be in the space where I'm working and gets in my way. (Usually in the kitchen)

Today's goals: wash dishes, clean out fridge, empty trash. Maybe a load or 2 of laundry.

#housework #MyLifeAndWelcomeToIt #ImTrying #TheStruggleIsReal

OfTheWilds, to fantasy

Ah yes, it's the time of year I start warring with myself over...

A: Skip Nano to continue current project.

B: Use Nano to return to an older project.

C: Shiny new story.

D: Oooh, another shiny new story!

E: OH GOD THERE'S SO MANY NEW STORY IDEAS

#NaNoWriMo #Fantasy #writingcommunity #amwriting

raiaren,
GrittyLipids, to weightroom
@GrittyLipids@c.im avatar

I know the commonly accepted wisdom is that you shouldn’t exercise in the morning on an empty stomach, but I’m trying to lose weight and previously I’ve never had a problem exercising on an empty stomach in the morning.

#thestruggleisreal
#exercise
#running

Chrishallbeck, to comics
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raiaren,
andycarolan, to random
@andycarolan@social.lol avatar

🌞 26.4°C / 61% Humidity in my office today

Fao,

@andycarolan are you able to concentrate?
26.2°C / 64% over here 🥵

Chrishallbeck, to comics
@Chrishallbeck@mastodon.social avatar

Incredible! #comics #funny #relatable

raiaren,
ts, to memes
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