DemocracyMattersALot, to tesla
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I just saw my first live-and-in-person CyberTruck, and it did not disappoint.

It was the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever witnessed.

#ElonPutz #Tesla #CyberFuck #EETD

DemocracyMattersALot, to tesla
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Elon Musk is a total waste of money.

#ElonPutz #EETD #Tesla #Shitter

Tesla is going all out to push Elon Musk's $55 billion pay package through — even spending money on ads https://www.businessinsider.com/tesla-spends-money-advertising-elon-musk-pay-package-shareholder-vote-2024-5

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#ElonPutz #EETD #ShortTSLA

Tesla will drop 70% after robotaxi and AI ambitions stop shielding a failing business, 'Big Short' investor says https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/tesla-stock-price-decline-correction-elon-musk-robotaxi-ai-big-short-2024-5

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Just look at who Elon's friends are, LOL! #ElonPutz #EETD #TSLA #Shitter

Bolsonaro Praises Musk at Rio Rally as His Legal Troubles Grow
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-04-21/jair-bolsonaro-praises-elon-musk-at-brazil-rally-amid-police-probes

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#MockElon #ElonPutz #Tesla #EETD

Elon Musk Really Needs That $56 Billion Payout, Tesla Shareholders. He Just Does. https://www.wonkette.com/p/elon-musk-really-needs-that-56-billion

DemocracyMattersALot, to tesla
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Nothing like getting caught to help you rectify a “mistake.” #ElonPutz #Tesla #EETD

Elon Musk apologized for 'incorrectly low' Tesla severance packages https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-tesla-apologizes-severance-packagaes-layoffs-2024-4

DemocracyMattersALot, to random
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#ElonPutz #EETD #Shitter

Well, at Least Elon Musk Has Realized He Accidentally Created a Badge of Shame https://slate.com/technology/2024/04/elon-musk-blue-checks-x-twitter-badge-of-shame.html?via=rss

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Happy Hour News

https://mps110.files.wordpress.com/2023/12/trump-sucks.jpeg?w=640&h=427Another Business Gonna FAFO That TFG Sucks?

Let’s meet Mr. Hankey… No, not that one, this one, the mug who sold Lord Damp Nut the $175M Amero Bond:

Former President Donald Trump and his co-defendants in his New York civil fraud case on Monday posted a bond of $175 million, following a judge’s ruling that they had for years misrepresented the value of his properties. The bond is underwritten by an insurance company run by a billionaire, who got his start making high-risk, high-interest loans to car buyers with poor credit.

Well, Mr. Hankey found the ultimate bad-faith, bad credit case.

Don Hankey, the executive whose company provided the bond, is a little-known mogul who built his $7.4 billion fortune through car dealerships and providing subprime auto loans, according to Forbes magazine. That makes him richer than Trump, whom Forbes estimates is worth $6.4 billion, including his multibillion stake in the newly public Trump Media & Technology Group.

Hankey, who told The Associated Press he has never met nor spoken with Trump, said his Knight Speciality Insurance company provided both cash and bonds as collateral for Trump’s appellate bond. That bond is now essentially a placeholder that will guarantee payment if the judgment against Trump is upheld on appeal.

“This is what we do at Knight Insurance, and we’re happy to do this for anyone who needs a bond,” Hankey told the wire service.

One hopes Mr. Hankey has business insurance and can absorb being stiffed by this grifter. One also hopes that he has a mob shark’s interest rate as part of his SOP. Remember, #EETD and that includes businesses that help this crook.

https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/04/02/news-that-will-drive-you-to-drink-2080/

#EETD

DemocracyMattersALot, to tesla
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LOL. No shit!

Elon Musk's reputation is probably turning buyers off Tesla, analysts say https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-tesla-reputation-turning-buyers-off-ev-caliber-2024-4

#EETD #ElonPutz #Tesla

DemocracyMattersALot, to random
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Can Elon Musk do anything right?

DemocracyMattersALot, to random
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Get the fuck outta here! Are people that stupid or that desperate?! My wrist Fitbit is just fine…

Thousands of people are reportedly lining up to have a portion of their skull removed and one of Elon Musk's brain chips implanted https://www.businessinsider.com/interest-neuralink-human-trial-patient-elon-musk-brain-implant-report-2023-11

DemocracyMattersALot, to random
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Has anyone in the history of the world ever set fire to $44B--other than Elon Musk?

#ElonPutz #Shitter #Xcrement #EETD #Elno #ElonMusk

DemocracyMattersALot, to random
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LOL. Why not a $44B tier? Then he’d only need one subscriber! #ElonPutz #EETD #Shitter

X Launches $16 Per Month Subscription Tier After Ad Revenue Declines https://www.forbes.com/sites/britneynguyen/2023/10/27/x-launches-16-per-month-subscription-tier-after-ad-revenue-declines/

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I’m stunned! LOL. #EETD #ElonPutz #Shitter #ElonMusk
X usage plummets in Musk's first year as owner https://www.axios.com/2023/10/26/x-twitter-usage-statistics-elon-musk-owner

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DemocracyMattersALot, to tesla
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I don’t even care if it’s true. If it isn’t true, it oughta be. #ElonPutz #Tesla #EETD #ElonMusk #Elno

Elon Musk acted like a 'little baby' and was 'almost in tears' on Tesla's 'terrible' earnings call, analyst says https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-acted-little-baby-tesla-terrible-call-kevin-paffrath-2023-10

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DemocracyMattersALot, to twitter
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Elon Musk is an asshole's asshole.
#ElonMusk #EETD #Shitter #Xitter #Twitter #ElonPutz

Musk’s plan X: keep users in the dark, feed them dung and watch sales mushroom | John Naughton https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/oct/14/elon-musk-x-twitter-content-israel-disinformation-business-model

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LOL.

Elon Musk Deletes Tweet Telling People to Follow Antisemitic Account for War Updates https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/elon-musk-israel-hamas-war-misinformation-twitter-1234848927/

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Elon Musk Encourages Spread of False War Information #EETD #ElonMusk

“As false information about the rapidly changing war between Gaza Strip militants and Israel proliferated on the social media platform X over the weekend, owner Elon Musk personally recommended that users follow accounts notorious for promoting lies,” the Washington Post reports.

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Elon’s great “idea” has been around for decades as the cure for email spam. If this were anyone else, it might stand a small chance. But it’s #Elno. #EETD #Xitter #ElonMuskBoyGenius

Elon Musk says X will charge all users "a small monthly payment" https://www.axios.com/2023/09/19/musk-x-twitter-charge-all-users-monthly-subscription-fees

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