RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

Y'all, I have a super fun habit of ordering a margarita at a Mexican place, and not checking how big it's going to be!

Me, holding a giant mango margarita with lines it is ridiculously sized I'm not that small

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr I would like to buy a Ricki Tarr action figure with a gigantic margarita accessory, please.

RacerX,
@RacerX@mastodon.world avatar

@Alice @RickiTarr holding a giant margarita in one hand and nunchucks in the other. her action hair is tussled while her eyes burn with the heat of 1,000 suns.

KydiaMusic,
@KydiaMusic@mastodon.social avatar

@RacerX @Alice @RickiTarr
We also need all her wigs as accessories!

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@KydiaMusic @RacerX @RickiTarr Yes! I would buy the entire Ricki Tarr wig collection.

She also has a very cute onesie that is a must-have!

RacerX,
@RacerX@mastodon.world avatar

@Alice @KydiaMusic @RickiTarr matching merkins sold separately.

Alice,
@Alice@beige.party avatar

@RacerX @KydiaMusic @RickiTarr This guy knows how to monetize.

glasspusher,
@glasspusher@beige.party avatar

@Alice @KydiaMusic @RacerX @RickiTarr

I wanna know if the action figure also comes with a bottle of Advil for the morning after

jamieannmason,
@jamieannmason@mastodon.social avatar

@RickiTarr

Drink up!!!!!

Jamie

TidalFlats,
@TidalFlats@mastodon.coffee avatar

@RickiTarr
"Excuse me, waiter...can I have a Doggy Thermos to go please?"

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@TidalFlats I did get it to go lol

amiserabilist,
@amiserabilist@med-mastodon.com avatar
bhasic,
@bhasic@mastodon.social avatar
Subumbral,
@Subumbral@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

@RickiTarr Now I want a mai tai.

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@Subumbral Great choice

MishaVanMollusq,
@MishaVanMollusq@sfba.social avatar

@RickiTarr me and my colon remember those .
All too well .
Best when consumed at a place that has sidewalk seating

Holberg,
@Holberg@mstdn.social avatar

@RickiTarr Righteous!

Kierkegaanks,
@Kierkegaanks@beige.party avatar

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RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@Kierkegaanks Bahaha

AppleFanboy,

@RickiTarr So you ordered the small I see...

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@AppleFanboy I thought I had

DemocracySpot,
@DemocracySpot@mstdn.social avatar
piratero,

@RickiTarr I mostly just order a coke. Sometimes, I go crazy and order it no ice.

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@piratero You party animal!

christopherbrown,
@christopherbrown@mastodon.social avatar

@RickiTarr Ricki: “Señor(ita | a), I would like your most audacious margarita in the most embarrassing large fish bowl possible. ¡Muchas Gracias!”

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@christopherbrown I just ordered a regular one, or so I thought lol. I would think they were pranking me but these were two separate restaurants lol

christopherbrown,
@christopherbrown@mastodon.social avatar

@RickiTarr C’mon, Ricki. They know you. You know You. And they know that you know that they know you.

Chuck Norris Ok GIF

zakalwe,
@zakalwe@plasmatrap.com avatar

@RickiTarr @christopherbrown I know if I ordered a margarita (or mai tai) and was brought one that size, and it DIDN'T taste like fruited water, I'd hesitate to finish it. Even if NOT driving.

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@zakalwe @christopherbrown Yep, I don't want to start flirting with everyone lol

swordplay,

@RickiTarr

Honestly, I thought this was AI at first.

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@swordplay It looks like it! OMG but I have all my fingers

swordplay,

@RickiTarr

I see 9 in the first one and 7 in the second. 😉

Adventurer,
@Adventurer@sfba.social avatar

@RickiTarr
I don't even drink and now want a giant margarita.

I was making my husband look up grilled cheese sandwiches. So now I have tasked him with grilled cheese sandwiches with margaritas and chips and salsa. Let's see what he does.

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@Adventurer The chips and salsa add the necessary ambiance

Adventurer,
@Adventurer@sfba.social avatar

@RickiTarr Definitely. I think the grilled cheese is going to turn into a quesadilla or enchiladas.

level98,
@level98@mastodon.social avatar

@RickiTarr That's when the size range "small, medium and large" has been replaced by: "large, extra-large and... bigger-than-my-head!" 🙂

MichaelPorter,
@MichaelPorter@ottawa.place avatar

@level98 @RickiTarr “Big Gulp” Margaritas 😄

pjohanneson,

@RickiTarr Mon dieu

BashStKid,
@BashStKid@mastodon.online avatar

@RickiTarr Not seeing the problem here, as long as the triple sec is decent stuff.

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@BashStKid I love a top shelf margarita, especially one with mezcal, but sometimes a big cheap one with some chips and salsa is what I crave.

paulatkinsonpdx,

@RickiTarr Art & Beer, on the road between Cabo San Lucas and Todos Santos.

My wife Amanda for scale.

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@paulatkinsonpdx Is that a mojito?!!

paulatkinsonpdx,

@RickiTarr Pretty sure, yes. Margaritas came in the same glassware.

The food is even better.

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@paulatkinsonpdx Sign me up, I love them lol. Wife for scale is now part of my vocabulary

paulatkinsonpdx,

@RickiTarr Check out this place on Google Maps https://maps.app.goo.gl/XiXSWxVTsMyN41Mt5?g_st=ic

I have a strong recommendation.

miclgael,

@RickiTarr This should be the default size and then you can ask for larger imo

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@miclgael Fair, they let me take the rest home in a soda cup lol

FeralRobots,
@FeralRobots@mastodon.social avatar

@RickiTarr is the first one actually green, or are we just seeing your shirt through the drink?

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@FeralRobots It's kind of a blue green ocean water Color the flavor was Hawaiian, it was pretty tasty

HelenWheels,

@RickiTarr I wasn't aware margaritas came in a size smaller than Big Gulp. We must go to the same restaurants.

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar
michaelgemar,

@RickiTarr There’s no such thing as a too-big margarita.

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@michaelgemar Even with hubs help and my Mum trying some I could only do half of it

Dr_Ubertrout,
@Dr_Ubertrout@masto.ai avatar

@RickiTarr
Nothing wrong with that. My preferred Magarita container is a salt rimmed kiddie pool.

TheBreadmonkey,
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party avatar
dayglojago,

@RickiTarr how… tall are you?

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@dayglojago I know it kinda makes me look like a little person, they're just really big. I'm 5'2".

MishaVanMollusq,
@MishaVanMollusq@sfba.social avatar

@RickiTarr @dayglojago what flavor is the green one ?

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@MishaVanMollusq @dayglojago It just said Hawaiian, tasted like Pineapple, Coconut, Mango, Maybe Orange

jimbush,
@jimbush@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr @dayglojago

I did not think of asking you about your date with Billy Barty. I DID NOT.

olena,

@RickiTarr I would be scared to lift that glass)

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@olena It's a two hander

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