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RacerX

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Sly reply guy from the Chi. Old enough to know better, too cantankerous to care.

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RacerX,
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@Alice #Caturday just because this deserves the widest possible viewership 🤠

RickiTarr, to random
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Please follow me!!!

(into a mysterious bog from which none have returned)

RacerX,
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@RickiTarr we knew what we were signing up for. 😎

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RacerX, to random
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It's Wednesday. Don't whine...wine!

grumpasaurus, to random
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Dude Chicago's sewer system is fucked.

RacerX,
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@Saltssaltgirl @grumpasaurus As your ambassador to all things Chicago, please let me know if you need restaurant recommendations, fun things to do, etc. weather has been unseasonably warm, but this is likely to change.

RacerX,
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@Saltssaltgirl https://sites.google.com/site/tufanosrestaurant/

No sign on the door, no credit cards, the menu is on a chalkboard. See Joey, tell him Matt sent you. Papa Joe's Sauce Bolognese will change your life.

RacerX,
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@Saltssaltgirl
Sinatra's favorite joint in Chicago. Used to send the MGM Grand jet from Las Vegas to pick up ribs for his band.
https://www.twinanchorsribs.com/?y_source=1_NDgwMjExMzEtNzE1LWxvY2F0aW9uLndlYnNpdGU%3D

BlackAzizAnansi, to random
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I want my pre-pandemic life back
😭😭😭

RacerX,
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@BlackAzizAnansi nah man. looking backwards does no good. let's enjoy the now and create the future we want. legacy.

RacerX, to random
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This.

Waitnwallflower, to random
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This is going wrong.
The Shining is superior.
I cannot cope after the whole dog v cat poll, now this?!?!

https://toot.community/@Mikey3d/111993982565631658

RacerX,
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@Waitnwallflower @itsjustjenn all work and no play makes RacerX a dull boy. However... not even the best J. Nicholson movie. One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Chinatown, The Postman Always Rings Twice, Five Easy Pieces, Terms of Endearment, As Good As It Gets... Good source material, legendary director, Nicholson being Nicholson. Not in my top ten. 😬

RacerX,
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@Waitnwallflower @itsjustjenn what is it about you and bad boys? 🤣

RickiTarr, to random
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Tax the Rich, before we Attack the Rich.

RacerX,
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@RickiTarr just spitballing here, but if you wanted to eat the rich, how would you prepare them?

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My portal fantasy MOON'S KNIGHT (which drove at least one Amazon reviewer to distraction because the protagonist, during the funeral of her best friend, has harsh words for God) is on sale for $3.99USD in ebook today! https://books2read.com/moonsknight

RacerX,
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@lilithsaintcrow fuck Avid Reader

RickiTarr, to random
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Why am I both people in this conversation?!

RacerX,
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@TLB73 @RickiTarr @humanhorseshoes

This is starting to make sense.

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Skepticat, to random
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Thanks to the magic of low-fat peanut butter, I now know what despair tastes like.

RacerX,
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@Skepticat and stale saltine crackers taste like crushed dreams.

RacerX, to random
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The important thing is: we survived.
Now go out there and weekend your ass off. 🤠

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RacerX, to random
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Small victories.

RickiTarr, to random
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I'm gonna be honest y'all, it's felt dark lately, and for good reason, LGBTQ+ rights in the balance, an election coming up, women struggling to get basic Healthcare, mass shootings, SCOTUS, the environment. The list goes on and on, and the media twists everything to sound even worse, or just straight up ignores actual news. But here's the thing, I know a lot of you, and the fact that you exist in the world gives me hope. You care about the future and you want good things, and so do I, and as long as that spark is there, we have hope. So, let's focus on some good today! Share a good headline, some positive news either on a larger scale or just something personal, a nice picture you took, a funny meme or video, whatever made you feel good or at least, gave you a smile. Let's share some joy!

RacerX,
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@RickiTarr The Chicago Cubs are currently undefeated for the 2024 MLB season! ⚾🏆🤓

RacerX, to random
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Happy hump day.

RickiTarr, to random
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Tired: Masturbation

Wired: Seizing the means of reproduction

RacerX,
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@RickiTarr

Fired: masturbating during a Zoom call for work.

RickiTarr, to random
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Y'all, I have a super fun habit of ordering a margarita at a Mexican place, and not checking how big it's going to be!

Me, holding a giant mango margarita with lines it is ridiculously sized I'm not that small

RacerX,
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@Alice @RickiTarr holding a giant margarita in one hand and nunchucks in the other. her action hair is tussled while her eyes burn with the heat of 1,000 suns.

RacerX,
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@Alice @KydiaMusic @RickiTarr matching merkins sold separately.

Skepticat, to random
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"But I don't want to support the Girl Scouts," I cried as the Hubs walked in with an armload of thin mints.

RacerX,
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@Skepticat girl scout cookies are infused with crack - fact!

flexghost, to random
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Nikki Haley: “I would pardon Donald Trump”

Thanks for admitting he’s guilty, yutz.

Video of Nikki Haley slightly before she licked her own eyeballs

RacerX,
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@flexghost what about the 50%+ of the electorate that wants the corrupt treasonous rapist to rot in jail where he belongs?

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