fathermcgruder, to Parenting
@fathermcgruder@jorts.horse avatar

New trick for getting my picky kiddo to eat her veggies:

I put all the music on my phone on random and whenever she wants me to skip a song she doesn't like she has to eat some of her veggies first.

@dadsplain

grickle, to Horror
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Flipboard, (edited ) to fediverse
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It’s #NewstodonFriday! It’s been another busy week for the many newsrooms who have an active presence in the #fediverse, and we’re highlighting their work in the thread below. If you like what you see, follow the profiles and boost their stories.

If you’re a journo or newsroom that we don’t know about or if there’s a newsroom you’d love to put on our radar, please let us know in the comments.
⤵️

#News #Newstodon #Media #Journalism #FollowFriday

Flipboard,
@Flipboard@flipboard.social avatar

When flamingos have a nest of chicks to care for, their pink plumage can fade. For @thexylom, Emma Schmitt writes about her experience of early motherhood and what the animal kingdom has taught her.

https://flip.it/R1AxjN

mdmrn, to Parenting
@mdmrn@urusai.social avatar

Good morning and Happy Friday!

Got field work, again, this morning - so about to run off to help folks find dirt to sample. No, that's not a metaphor, that's entirely literal. Then running to the elementary school cause it's time for picnic with parents.

Have a great morning!

hl, to Parenting
@hl@social.lol avatar

Me, up the stairs: "Are you changed yet, do you want breakfast?"
Child A: "I didn't know if I should put pants or socks on next, so panicked and took my t-shirt off by accident, and am now I'm undressed again."

I think we can all relate to that.

hl, (edited ) to random
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Child A is asking me about the history of mobile phones and the internet, and I'm explaining it from first hand experience. Now I feel ancient.

#parenting

lioracle, to cycling
@lioracle@urbanists.social avatar

Reason number 467 to transport your young kid around on a bike: instead of having to haul them, against their will, all the way back to the car at the end of a playground session, the transportation can come to exactly where they are and you can just scoop them up #BikeTooter #cycling #bike #parenting

MichaelVogel1, to Parenting

My Kid: Why do you wear glasses?

Me: because...

Kid: because you want to look like a nerd?

Me: No, but there's nothing wrong with being a nerd

Kid: do all the other lawyers wear glasses

Me: not all of them...

Kid: is it because they don't want to look like nerds?

Me: 😑

#Dadlife #parenting #lawyerlife

CultureDesk, (edited ) to Parenting
@CultureDesk@flipboard.social avatar

This was the 32nd most popular girl's name in the U.S. in 2015, and then plummeted to rank 603, with parents in Germany even going to court in 2022 to have their daughter's name changed. The name, of course, is Alexa. Here, Parents.com looks at the children's names that are falling out of favor because of technology and pop culture.

https://flip.it/FwLo56

#Lifestyle #Families #Parenting #PopCulture

tashasounart, to Autism
@tashasounart@worldkey.io avatar

My son got into the middle school we wanted!!! #autism #parenting

hl, to Parenting
@hl@social.lol avatar

Went to the ENT today and had my ears cleaned out:
Good news - I can hear better
Bad news - I can hear the children better

#parenting

mdmrn, to Parenting
@mdmrn@pixelfed.social avatar

Per one of my 9 year olds, this is me.

This is what I look like.

I think she's added a lot of extra hair here, but I'll allow it.

What do you think?

#Parenting #Art #KidArt #KidsArt #Photo #Photography #ParentsOfInstagram #ParentsOfPixelfed #Parents #ParentsOfFedi #FediParents #ParentsOfMastodon

syntaxseed, to Parenting
@syntaxseed@phpc.social avatar

I'm sick today. 🤧

But like so many parents & work from home spouses.... I'm apparently irreplaceable & I have MORE work & responsibilities today than on an average day. 😭

Oh the luxury to be able to "call in sick" and go back to bed. What does that even feel like??

TarkabarkaHolgy, to Parenting Hungarian
@TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social avatar

#ToddlerDnD

Bedtime actions for Monk class toddlers:

Akimbo Attack: hits 4 different targets at the same time. Damage 1d6 each.

Compass of Comfort: toddler spins horizontally, with head and feet striking in cardinal directions. Some of those directions are the attending parent's chin, stomach, and private parts.

Rotisserie Escape: twisting out of restraints while twirling.

Projectile V: bonus action, ranged attack. Always catches the target flat-footed and prone.

#parenting #DnD #ttrpg

TheConversationUS, to Parenting
@TheConversationUS@newsie.social avatar

Telling kids to be kind isn’t enough – adolescents learn empathy from watching adults with it, and from experiencing it

https://theconversation.com/a-25-year-study-reveals-how-empathy-is-passed-from-parents-to-teens-to-their-future-children-229780
#tips #parenting

enobacon, to Parenting
@enobacon@urbanists.social avatar

Sometimes #parenting is about asking the right questions. Like not "did you use deodorant?", but "did you use deodorant today?"

mdione, to Parenting
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Has anyone else watched The Americans and couldn't help themselves asking when do they sleep or why they're never tired at "work" after spending the night chasing or being chased, who takes care of their children at night, and whether they ever go to the beach, where they kids could see all their scars from so many injuries during fights?

#parenting

TheConversationUS, to queer
@TheConversationUS@newsie.social avatar

Parents can be better advocates and avoid common missteps when a child identifies as trans or nonbinary by first recognizing the child’s bravery and explicitly reminding them they’re loved

https://theconversation.com/how-parents-can-support-a-child-who-comes-out-as-trans-by-conquering-their-own-fears-following-their-childs-lead-and-tolerating-ambiguity-158275

#PRIDE 🏳️‍🌈 #PrideMonth #Parenting

mrundkvist, to Parenting
@mrundkvist@archaeo.social avatar

A memory from the parental orientation course when my son was on his way. Our lecturer, a famed and controversial midwife, tries to include us future fathers in her talk. And she does this by telling us that she knows that what we will really need after a few weeks in the baby cocoon will be a night out with the lads, beer and a soccer match. 1/2

#gender #parenting

MsHearthWitch, to Parenting
@MsHearthWitch@wandering.shop avatar

Listening to my son chat with friends on discord, swapping seamlessly between English, French and Korean... I'm so proud.

I did something right as a parent. I've raised a kid with a love of other cultures, and respect for them. And a mind that wants to learn.

My parents wanted to keep my world so very small... And I give them two big middle fingers and a fuck you, as I give my son the world.

amcasari, to Parenting
@amcasari@hachyderm.io avatar

OH: "I love traveling but I hate being gone."

#parenting

mdmrn, to Parenting
@mdmrn@urusai.social avatar

Good morning and happy Thursday!

Feeling a lot better than yesterday. Thankfully. The youngest two have softball practice tonight, so I'll be attending. But my goodness did we get some rain yesterday! Wet fields galore!

Hope you have a great Thursday.

#Thursday #GoodMorning #Parenting #MorningMoments

Andres4NY, to Parenting
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Sorry, can you scream into my good ear?

pmdj, to Parenting
@pmdj@mstdn.social avatar

So, we’re soon finally getting around to the Duplo->Lego transition in our household. Our youngest (soon turning 2) has only recently got out of the habit of putting everything in her mouth. We don’t have a space that’s inaccessible to her that could act as Lego play area, and, well those 2x1 basic bricks are prime causes of suffocation.
Any tips for keeping Lego vaguely organised & contained with young kids? I’m dreading it going absolutely everywhere and small parts getting lost.
#parenting

Lyle, to Parenting
@Lyle@cville.online avatar

https://citysmarttoys.com/ Fun resource for those doing #parenting who like me want to expose children to #urbanism and not just toy cars (which do indeed go “vroom!”) #biketooter

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