fathermcgruder, to Parenting
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New trick for getting my picky kiddo to eat her veggies:

I put all the music on my phone on random and whenever she wants me to skip a song she doesn't like she has to eat some of her veggies first.

@dadsplain

fathermcgruder,
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@rxin @dadsplain it's VLC for Android.

fathermcgruder,
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@hitmyspot @dadsplain I think that is kind of what we've been doing. I didn't know it was a named method. We don't force her to finish her meals completely. She just needs some encouragement to improve the vegetable variety in her diet.

grickle, to Horror
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mdmrn, to Parenting
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Good morning and Happy Friday!

Got field work, again, this morning - so about to run off to help folks find dirt to sample. No, that's not a metaphor, that's entirely literal. Then running to the elementary school cause it's time for picnic with parents.

Have a great morning!

hl, to Parenting
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Me, up the stairs: "Are you changed yet, do you want breakfast?"
Child A: "I didn't know if I should put pants or socks on next, so panicked and took my t-shirt off by accident, and am now I'm undressed again."

I think we can all relate to that.

hl, (edited ) to random
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Child A is asking me about the history of mobile phones and the internet, and I'm explaining it from first hand experience. Now I feel ancient.

#parenting

anniegreens,
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@hl 😭

I watched the latest episode of Acapulco on AppleTV+ last night and they were talking about "old school" movie transitions like fades and wipes and I had to think really hard about those no longer being used due to technology. They are only used now to simulate the old effects.

CultureDesk, (edited ) to Parenting
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This was the 32nd most popular girl's name in the U.S. in 2015, and then plummeted to rank 603, with parents in Germany even going to court in 2022 to have their daughter's name changed. The name, of course, is Alexa. Here, Parents.com looks at the children's names that are falling out of favor because of technology and pop culture.

https://flip.it/FwLo56

#Lifestyle #Families #Parenting #PopCulture

billyjoebowers,
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@CultureDesk

yikes.

tashasounart, to Autism
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My son got into the middle school we wanted!!!

tashasounart,
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@buckysrevenge I love office worker stock photos. there is one for every occasion 😆

cabel,
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@tashasounart congrats, Tasha!!!!

hl, to Parenting
@hl@social.lol avatar

Went to the ENT today and had my ears cleaned out:
Good news - I can hear better
Bad news - I can hear the children better

#parenting

mdmrn, to Parenting
@mdmrn@pixelfed.social avatar

Per one of my 9 year olds, this is me.

This is what I look like.

I think she's added a lot of extra hair here, but I'll allow it.

What do you think?

#Parenting #Art #KidArt #KidsArt #Photo #Photography #ParentsOfInstagram #ParentsOfPixelfed #Parents #ParentsOfFedi #FediParents #ParentsOfMastodon

gnitro,
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@mdmrn Definitely being generous up top. :aquajiji:

syntaxseed, to Parenting
@syntaxseed@phpc.social avatar

I'm sick today. 🤧

But like so many parents & work from home spouses.... I'm apparently irreplaceable & I have MORE work & responsibilities today than on an average day. 😭

Oh the luxury to be able to "call in sick" and go back to bed. What does that even feel like??

gmazzap,
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@syntaxseed I sooo feel this :)

michael,
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@syntaxseed the worst part of being a parent: there is just no time off. No sick leave, no annual leave, and most especially no paternity/maternity leave 😁

And when I complain to my parents about it, they tell me that you don’t even get to retire…

TarkabarkaHolgy, to Parenting Hungarian
@TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social avatar

Bedtime actions for Monk class toddlers:

Akimbo Attack: hits 4 different targets at the same time. Damage 1d6 each.

Compass of Comfort: toddler spins horizontally, with head and feet striking in cardinal directions. Some of those directions are the attending parent's chin, stomach, and private parts.

Rotisserie Escape: twisting out of restraints while twirling.

Projectile V: bonus action, ranged attack. Always catches the target flat-footed and prone.

TheConversationUS, to Parenting
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Telling kids to be kind isn’t enough – adolescents learn empathy from watching adults with it, and from experiencing it

https://theconversation.com/a-25-year-study-reveals-how-empathy-is-passed-from-parents-to-teens-to-their-future-children-229780
#tips #parenting

enobacon, to Parenting
@enobacon@urbanists.social avatar

Sometimes #parenting is about asking the right questions. Like not "did you use deodorant?", but "did you use deodorant today?"

mdione, to Parenting
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Has anyone else watched The Americans and couldn't help themselves asking when do they sleep or why they're never tired at "work" after spending the night chasing or being chased, who takes care of their children at night, and whether they ever go to the beach, where they kids could see all their scars from so many injuries during fights?

#parenting

seav,
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@mdione wasn’t really aware of this series before, but I now see that this is critically acclaimed so I’m interested to watch it. 👍 (If I can find out where it can be streamed because it’s not on Netflix or Amazon Prime Video at least in my region.)

caldeirag,
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@seav @mdione it's a great show :P

TheConversationUS, to queer
@TheConversationUS@newsie.social avatar

Parents can be better advocates and avoid common missteps when a child identifies as trans or nonbinary by first recognizing the child’s bravery and explicitly reminding them they’re loved

https://theconversation.com/how-parents-can-support-a-child-who-comes-out-as-trans-by-conquering-their-own-fears-following-their-childs-lead-and-tolerating-ambiguity-158275

#PRIDE 🏳️‍🌈 #PrideMonth #Parenting

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