SirTapTap, to Youtube
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We are #LIVE with a (#high ) Homestarrunner YTPs stream!

Come watch chill and laugh with us!

https://www.youtube.com/live/a6nBSnjHx5k

#youtube #streaming #funny #youtubepoop #ytp #homestar #homestarrunner

tech, to tech
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TheMetalDog, (edited ) to Humor
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During a U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, Bono asked the audience for total quiet.

Then in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands.

Once every few seconds.

Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone

"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

From the front of the crowd, a broad Scottish accent pierced the quiet:

"Well f#ckin' stop doin' it then ya evil b#stard!"

#Joke #Humor #Funny #U2 #Bono

gnaddrig,
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@TheMetalDog Anyway, the most important question is whether they know it's Christmas...

metin, to Quotes
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tshirtman,
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@metin a third of the world say they didn't like sunburn anyway, others say we can certainly do without because we have electricity, others start to plan their infinite party night. Musk says he's going to negotiate with the aliens, and go in an offensive costume, drunk and tries to mate with some, when that backfires, he says it's fine, he can rebuild a sun anyway, it's basic physics, we have all that figured out.

bornach,
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@metin
Someone at my makerspace meetup was talking about the critically acclaimed "Three Body Problem", but the moment he started describing the synopsis where humans were making preparations centuries ahead of some existential threat, I just laughed. Humans today have demonstrated they are incapable of planning their own survival merely decades ahead, let alone centuries.

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SvenGeier,
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@stefing Looks like that boy brings all the milkshakes to the yard ...🤷‍♂️

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stina_marie, to Meme
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Happy Tuesday! Ain't this the truth...
Make sure you use your Dafoes wisely!

#meme #funny #accurate #Tuesday #MotherSuspiriasMorningMeme

chiefgyk3d, to infosec
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I made this when I was really bored about a decade ago enjoy

video/mp4

grickle, to art
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KydiaMusic, to memes
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This is a pretty good playlist, ngl

msquebanh,
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@KydiaMusic Good one 🤣

KydiaMusic,
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@msquebanh

I didn’t make it, but I did confirm it’s a real playlist! 😂

grickle, to Godzilla
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MissPixiePancake, to Humor
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Planks for beginners.

#Humor #Funny #LOL #Fun #Cat #Cats

mrbruno,
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grickle, to Horror
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grickle, to drawing
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It was a lonely LIVE drawing session without Julián so I decided to fill up the void with Kermits! Lots and lots of Kermits! All Kermits, all requests! Let us begin with a warmup! #grickledoodle #drawing #cartoon #muppets #kermit #art #funny

SirTapTap, to MemeryAlpha
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SirTapTap,
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While an interesting thought experiment, I always found the idea that a society would:

  • be obliterated
  • come back
  • find the nuclear waste
  • have the capacity to extract it
  • NOT have the capacity to understand it
  • AND still find the radioactive material is meaningfully dangerous (the higher radiation, the shorter the half life)

is incredibly slim. Put a skull on it and bury it all in the same place imo. IDK how you're going to get a more objective indicator of DEATH HERE than a skull.

beeoproblem,
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@SirTapTap I can't help but think of all the "atomic" snake oil of the 50s where random products would have small amounts of radioactive crap added to them for vague benefits

Also mundane uses like hand warmers (alpha decay) glowing stuff etc

It would take folks a while to figure out "hey, these weird warm glowing rocks/metals will fucking kill you" if they're not sufficiently "hot" radiologically. Cancer is a sneaky bastid

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