Buy a polluting gas guzzler today and we'll give you €500 to fly somewhere on holiday. Spread the joy of fossil fuels far and wide.
Fun for the kids as well: colour in this picture of a huge #wankpanzer of the kind that is particularly good at killing kids and if you're lucky you might win tickets to be driven to a adventure park.
Comportamiento típico de gente que lleven #wankpanzer y #audi. Esos llegaron al parking al mismo momento que yo, con mucho espacio disponible, eligieron los dos espacios azules reservados para minusválidos. Por supuesto ni tienen tarjeta azul ni descapacidad. La gente joven y ágil entraron al súper como no pasaba absolutamente nada.
To all the boomers who complain that the burger doesn't come with fries when our restaurant is plastered with signage about living wage, health benefits, % of profit to local charities and locally sourced ingredients:
Let's talk about how you arbitrarily raise the rent on your passive income property and basement suite that you paid off 20 years ago while deferring your property taxes hmmm?...
Pull up your bootstraps sell that #WankPanzer and you might be able to afford fries.
WTF is wrong with Toyota making #wankpanzers? i thought they were supposed to be the company of small and efficient vehicles. even their trucks were supposed to be compact and efficient. that Tacoma thing is horrid.
Article on Jalopnik. Title:Tesla Cybertruck No Match For Car Wash "That's the only thing I've done that's different. Then I pulled it in the garage, and nothing." After just a couple of months and a few thousand miles of ownership, Tik Tok user @captian.ad’s Tesla Cybertruck was effectively a several-thousand-pound paperweight for several hours. After taking his truck to the beach and stopping off at a car wash to clean it up, he parked the truck in his garage, where it decided to just stop working for a while. The screen, which runs all functions of the truck, went black, and wouldn’t respond at all, even after performing the factory prescribed reboot procedure. Not great.
discovering that fewer cybertrucks have been sold than Sinclair C5s has amused me greatly. and honestly, if you want to drive a weird vehicle, the C5 is far more fun.
Between Tesla’s #WankPanzer fear of being touched (staining fingerprints), fear of cleaning between its cheeks (car washes void warranty & break truck), and fear of taking a moment to be thoughtful (stuck accelerator pedal) it really feels like the Cybertruck is an intentional monument to Musk’s toxic masculinity.
Was out shopping for my mom today, and decided to get her some soil for her garden.
I hadn't planned it, so I didn't bring straps = the bag had to lay loose on the rack, so I didn't dare get more than one.
But this is literally a #bike I just found in a ditch somewhere, and had I planned ahead I'm sure it would've handled at least 3 bags just fine. Combined with city planning that doesn't create miles of distance between everything, so multiple trips is ok, and I'm fine without a #wankpanzer
Just saw my 2nd "wank panzer" (cyber truck) in the wild! It was parked in Santa Barbara, so I got to walk past it. Those things are huge! But really fucking ugly and stupid looking. As someone who has owned practical work trucks all their life, that thing is clearly for show. I felt kind of embarrassed for the owner.
My experience driving a MINI in a country where the Ford F-150 is the best-selling vehicle is that I'm usually looking at a grill or blinding headlines in my rearview mirror, and I often can't find my car in a parking lot.