aardrian,
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Between Tesla’s #WankPanzer fear of being touched (staining fingerprints), fear of cleaning between its cheeks (car washes void warranty & break truck), and fear of taking a moment to be thoughtful (stuck accelerator pedal) it really feels like the Cybertruck is an intentional monument to Musk’s toxic masculinity.

siblingpastry,
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@aardrian Yeah it’s basically ED-209

aardrian,
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@siblingpastry Also useless on its back.

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