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pretensesoup

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Writer of queer historical urban fantasy romance and scifi dystopian prose poetry, pansexual, podcaster/producer (#AskAMedievalist), psychopomp, and so much more. Possibly.

I speak a bunch of languages badly. I don't sleep enough. Sometimes I go out and run long distances for fun.

She/they, it's all okay.

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pretensesoup, to running
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The traditional running of the year is complete. New Year's festivities can commence.

#running

eliotedits, to knitting
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Starting two new projects with very satisfying yarn @knitting

pretensesoup,
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@eliotedits sorry, I'm a super novice at knitting...do you make the shawl in bits and piece it together? How does that work? It's so pretty!

@knitting

willaful, to romancelandia
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#WhatchaReading ? I read A Mother for Christmas, a kindle freebie. A bit mawkish, but I can't say I wasn't warned by the title. The prose was quirky and had some personality to it. Could have used more payoff at the end.

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pretensesoup, (edited )
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@willaful I have Matrix by Lauren Groff as an audiobook...three hours left. My book club is reading In the Event of Love by Courtney Kae, so I downloaded it, anyway...

Might just reread We Could Be So Good.

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pretensesoup,
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@willaful yes! That's what set me off on it again.

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pretensesoup, to books
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pretensesoup, to random
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There are only two feelings about a manuscript: "this is the greatest thing I've ever written" and "these words don't make any sense; why didn't anyone tell me this is awful?" I can feel both of these about the same page of text at the same time.

pretensesoup, to books
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A lot of the audiobooks I get from the library are about nine hours long, but some nine hours are longer than other nine hours, you know?

#books

overholt, to random
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I just heard somebody on PBS refer to the ancient city of Herc-u-luh-NEE-um and having grown up hearing the town in Missouri Herc-u-LANE-ee-um I have been shaken.

pretensesoup,
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@overholt I grew up near Elgin (soft g like gin), IL, and this is me every time the Elgin (hard g) marbles come up...

pretensesoup, to books
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Voting for the Indie Ink Awards is open! Dionysus in Wisconsin has been nominated in both Best Mentor Character and LGBTQ+ Representation. So...if you're voting, think of it/us (me?).

https://indiestorygeek.com/a/indie-ink-awards-2023

@bookstodon @romancelandia #books #awards #indieInkAwards

Jtmoriartywriter, to bookstodon
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Dear friends,

@bookstodon #amreading etc. Here is my Tentative reading list for 2024. I am for 12 novels a year, but life, writing, my family, it can all get in the way. For '23 I read 12 things, but they weren't all novels, so thats a half pass. The list:

Any sequels I'm up to (3 trilogies in this case), lotr i read recently but I loved it so much I'm thinking of doing it again. Dispossessed was on 23s list.

Have you read any of these, what's your take? Any suggestions or definite 'don't read that!'

Cat tax, Elspeth hiding behind a Christmas tree. A naughty torti up to no good.

pretensesoup,
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@Jtmoriartywriter If you haven't read Ulysses before, the Don Gifford and Robert Seidman annotations can make it a lot easier to get through. @bookstodon

pretensesoup,
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@johngrey @Jtmoriartywriter that's cool. I feel like my life is richer for having read Ulysses, but it's not for everyone. @bookstodon

pretensesoup,
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@BackFromTheDud @johngrey @Jtmoriartywriter oh man, I had a whole chart a la that Always Sunny in Philadelphia scene when I read Gravity's Rainbow.

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@Jtmoriartywriter @BackFromTheDud @johngrey

There was a joke in Knives Out about how nobody actually read it, so you're in good company. 😂 It gets super weird. At one point there's a firefight between a biplane and a hot air balloon in which the balloonist throws pies...later a long monologue from a lightbulb...anyway. It's fun though!

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pretensesoup, to books
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I don't exactly know how to work ARC copies for a sequel, but okay. If you're interested in an ARC copy of Old Time Religion, click here: https://forms.gle/qnE9go4kM8Z1ZubJA

None of these are disqualifying questions. If you haven't read Dionysus in Wisconsin yet, I can give you a copy of that too. I expect to have ARCs ready to go around 1/1.

Old Time Religion is an urban fantasy/queer historical romance set in 1970 in Wisconsin.

@bookstodon @romancelandia #books #romancelandia #ReadersOfMastodon

floofpaldi, to random

I'm putting together a Christmas list for my family. It's that time of year again. So... Send me some reading recommendations! Give me links to YOUR books, guys. I'm going to bookmark this and save it for later, so I can purchase stuff throughout the year as well. I want to support everyone.

I hope everyone will check out the comments, too. Let's all support and love one another and help each other when and where we can.

#PennedPossibilities #WordWeavers #WritersCoffeeClub #WritingCommunity

pretensesoup,
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@floofpaldi old (well, 2023) book: https://books2read.com/u/49dN1p

Forthcoming book: https://books2read.com/u/4jB8jl

They're both urban fantasy/queer historical romance. Magic, fighting gods, that kind of thing.

pretensesoup, to books
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My publisher kind of went overboard on the award nominations.

Someone: Em, don't you publish yourself?

Me: Ssshhhhh.

https://books2read.com/u/49dN1p

#books #urbanFantasy @bookstodon @romancelandia #indieAuthors @lgbtqbookstodon

pretensesoup, to random
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#WritersCoffeeClub 12/1: Is there any poetry in your WIP? Share a snippet.

Yes. I only have the paper version of the manuscript with me, so have an actual photo of one of these bizarre little songs I wrote. (Book's out 1/16, in case this is your kind of catnip...)

There's a lot more instances of poetic language than actual poems.

pretensesoup, to random
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The Yucatan doesn't have any rivers because the ground is made of permeable limestone, so when it rains the water just goes into the ground. It eats away at the limestone (because porous) and then collapses, creating cenotes! The whole Yucatan is made of limestone because 66 million years ago, a meteorite crashed into the ocean offshore of what is now Chicxulub, Mexico, and put the whole peninsula under water. Then coral reefs grew and eventually the tiny creatures turned into limestone.

willaful, to romancelandia
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#WhatchaReading ? I just finished Seeing Blind by Poppy Dale, a very sweet, sort of "shop around the corner" romance which is my catnip. Part epistolary, which is also my catnip. Kisses only. Kiss only, really. 😁

One character has prosopagnosia, which is a significant disability for him. Can't say if it's an accurate portrayal but it was very interesting.

Slightly disconcerting that it's set in Manhattan and CA but the author is quite obviously British. 😁

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pretensesoup,
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@willaful maybe I will look that up. As someone with face blindness, I'd like to see how it's portrayed. But then, it seems kind of variable, too. My experience seems much milder than, for example, what Oliver Sacks described in some of his interviews of sometimes not even recognizing himself in a mirror.

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pretensesoup, to books
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The holidays are stressful. Treat yourself to a book with a happy ending. Sam and Ulysses meet in September, fight evil together all autumn, and face off against a god in late December, so this is the perfect time of year to read it. Plus, you'll be ready for the sequel in January.

https://books2read.com/u/49dN1p
https://bookshop.org/p/books/dionysus-in-wisconsin-e-h-lupton/20101801

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@bookstodon #books #IndieAuthors @mmromance @lgbtqbookstodon #WritingCommunity

pretensesoup, to random
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Are you traveling for Thanksgiving? Do you wish you could simultaneously listen to a podcast about travel in the middle ages? Well look no further, we have got you covered: http://askamedievalist.com/2023/11/22/episode-73-im-a-ramblin-man/

willaful, to romancelandia
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I discovered I could use a Nora Roberts book for a challenge prompt, which is awesome... but now how do I pick from her 143,679 book backlist?!

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pretensesoup,
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@willaful Random number generator?

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herhandsmyhands, to romancelandia
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I had such high hopes for this book, and it didn't go well, sadly: my review of Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Lord, by Celeste Connally.

#RomBkBlog

https://herhandsmyhands.wordpress.com/2023/11/20/act-like-a-lady-think-like-a-lord-by-celeste-connally/

pretensesoup,
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@herhandsmyhands

"She is also as accurate an archer as Robin Hood himself–a talent that Lady Caroline hides from all men of her acquaintance, of course, for a proper lady may lay with as many men not her husband as she desires, but not best any of them at sport."

I snickered. (Also, someone tell that to Julia Quinn.)

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chestas, to books
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I've just seen the Netflix series All The Light We Cannot See, based on the novel by Anthony Doerr which is sitting on my bookcase. It has tempted me to read and/or reread some novels based in WWII.

Does anyone have any recommendations of novels based historically in or around WWII?

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pretensesoup,
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@chestas Gravity's Rainbow. @bookstodon

willaful, to romancebooks
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#WhatchaReading ? I just finished Dionysus in Wisconsin and I'd feel a little delicate about mentioning it since the author is on this instance, but fortunately I loved it. 😁 It's kind of like if Neil Gaiman and Cat Sebastian collaborated on a m/m historical fantasy romance. Magic, myths, high stakes, true love.

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pretensesoup,
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@willaful 🥰

I'm about halfway through The Lady's Guide to Celestial Mechanics. I've also got The Ruin of a Rake as an audiobook, and while I'm not 100% blown away by the performance, it does draw out many of the very funny moments.

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