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patrick_h_lauke

@patrick_h_lauke@mastodon.social

WCAG trash panda, web evangelist, ronin, sour kraut. uninvited expert. vague, but exciting. antifascist. european. #toryScum #a11y #pixelart #pixelfonts #photography #cisgender he/him

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patrick_h_lauke, to random
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"Putting the 'ass' in 'Quality ASSurance' ..."

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🗳️ 10 elections
🗳️ 45 years
🗳️ 1 democracy

In June 1979, citizens from the EEC elected the members of the European Parliament by direct universal suffrage for the first time.

In just a few days, for the tenth time in history, Europeans will head to the polls across our Union for the #EUElections2024.

We should never take democracy for granted. #UseYourVote on 6-9 June.

Ahead of this milestone, let's take a trip down memory lane and revisit some snapshots from past elections! 👇

A black and white photo of a banner put on a truck stating in French 'Vote for your Future - On 10 June 1979 you will elect 24 Belgian Member of the European Parliament'
A black and white photo of a demonstration in favour of the single currency and the election of the European Parliament through universal suffrage. Demonstrators hold a banner that reads ‘elections + monnaie = Europe Unie’
A black and white photo of volunteers sorting votes.

patrick_h_lauke,
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@FloydyStu @EUCommission i'm just as politically homeless as an EU person living in the UK unable to vote in UK general election. and that was before brexit as well...

matt, to mastodon
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Have there been any exciting updates to the range of Mastodon apps lately? 🤔

I feel like a lot of app development - on iOS especially - has either slowed or halted, but happy to be proven wrong. 😅

I’m really looking forward to @ivory introducing the ability to ‘Browse other instances’. 👽

patrick_h_lauke,
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@lachralle @matt @ivory @MonaApp +1 from me for Mona as well

bradsucks, to random
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There needs to be a word like 'abandonware' but for software that overestimates how often I want updates

patrick_h_lauke,
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@bradsucks occasionware

simplebits, to random
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I’m turning 50 next week. Here’s my gift to you.

video/mp4

patrick_h_lauke,
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@simplebits randomly ... you look more like matt damon every day :)

patrick_h_lauke, to random
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@StevePeers only just realised...in your profile pic, that's toronto trainstation, if i'm not seeing things...

catmachine, to random
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Just reinstalled the copy of Adobe CS6 I bought 11 years ago. The serial number verification service no longer exists so it will stop working in a week.

FFS, when I spend THAT MUCH on something I expect it to last!

patrick_h_lauke,
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@BethanyBlack @catmachine good times. particularly for lightroom (last "you pay, you own it" version) which i still use to manage my 15,000 or so photos. time to look for a cracked copy of it then just in case i ever need to reinstall it

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"We will not raise the rate of income tax, VAT or National Insurance." promised Bozo and the Tories in 2019. And then they did. Today, they've promised that again. https://bylinetimes.com/2022/04/06/boris-johnson-conservative-broken-manifesto-promises-2019/

patrick_h_lauke,
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@brucelawson ah, but but...pandemic, furlough, war in ukraine...this time will be different!

patrick_h_lauke,
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@brucelawson the plan is just starting to work if you only give us another 14 years...

patrick_h_lauke, to random
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reviewing github comments...

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patrick_h_lauke,
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@tanepiper randomly, i always think that's your artist name, a la Tame Impala

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patrick_h_lauke,
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patrick_h_lauke, to random
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netanyahu doing solid work making sure israel (the state) is hated worldwide and that jews (the people) will face the actual consequences of antisemitism that result from it... fucking war criminal

patrick_h_lauke,
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"we did an ethnic cleansing by mistake..." no more funding for israel

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Caution: this has only been tested in kilogram-scale quantities so far. But it's promising enough that scaled-up tests are due within the next weeks. (TLDR: you can use recycled concrete as flux in an electric arc furnace to purify iron ore … and as a by-product get Portland cement, with no fossil carbon requirement.)
https://mstdn.social/@kevinrns/112513625887020005

patrick_h_lauke,
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@cstross it'll be immediately offset and surpassed by increased water/power/CO2 requirements for LLMs everywhere

patrick_h_lauke, to accessibility
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missive from the swimming pool: while i take a little break before all the stress starts, reminder that the #id24 @inclusivedesign24 call for presentations is still open until 7 June https://inclusivedesign24.org/2024/ (and a side note: we pay our speakers for their time and effort, that's what most of our supporter money goes to) #accessibility #inclusiveDesign #a11y

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    @ElleGray next Underworld plot lines just dropped

    stephaniewalter, to random
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    After "should designer code" and "to wireframe or not", this week we are back to "do we put the primary button on the left or on the right side of the modal?". (I would go with test it, for what it's worth)
    Am I the only one feeling stuck in a loop?

    patrick_h_lauke,
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    @stephaniewalter depends on OS

    deadparrot, to random
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    Vercel joking about Scarlett Johansson at their keynote is enormously tone-deaf.

    patrick_h_lauke,
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    @reconbot @deadparrot @JoshuaKGoldberg they oversee the "AI prompt engineers"

    patrick_h_lauke, to random
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    patrick_h_lauke,
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    @branewave @Migueldeicaza we'll kill all the human shields (allegedly)...that'll teach them!

    jonhicks, (edited ) to random
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    Apple Music Top 100, first 10!

    1. Robyn - Body Talk 🙂 🎧
    2. Eagles - Hotel California 🙂
    3. Travis Scott - Astroworld 😴 🎧
    4. Rage against the Machine 👍
    5. Lorde - Pure heroine 😐 🎧
    6. Usher - Confessions 😖 ⏭️ 🎧
    7. Burial - Untrue 😍
    8. Solange - A Seat at the Table 🤗 🎧
    9. Tyler the Creator - Flower Boy 😐 🎧
    10. George Michael - Listen with Prejudice 😫 🎧

    Enjoyed Solange, but others felt like a slog!

    🎧=First time listening

    #applemusic100

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    tixie, to random
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    Why people are so proud at introducing CSS hacks for interactivity behaviors on their website instead of writing a phew lines of JavaScript when we know that’s an accessibility nightmare.

    If you prioritize some nerds who hate JavaScript over people with assisting technologies to be able to navigate the web you’re not only a dickhead to my eyes, but what you’re doing is the opposite of “ethical”

    Do better!

    patrick_h_lauke,
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    @tixie people, for the most part, are cretins. and when you tell them about accessibility, they handwave it as "hey, it was only a demo..."

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