evelynefoerster

evelynefoerster, 9 days ago to random

#Witze
Wenn man beim scheißen red Bull trinkt, bekommt man dann Kotflügel?

evelynefoerster, 9 days ago to dadjokes

#dadjokes
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know.

evelynefoerster, 9 days ago to random

#Sarcasm
You play the victim. I’ll play the disinterested bystander.”

evelynefoerster, 9 days ago to random

#Witze
Die hübsche Verkäuferin im Bioladen hat mir den Kopf Fair Trade

evelynefoerster, 9 days ago to dadjokes

#dadjokes
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?

evelynefoerster, 9 days ago to dadjokes

#dadjokes
It takes guts to be an organ donor.

evelynefoerster, 15 days ago to nature

#nature #flower #flowerpowerfriday
Ringelblume
Gewöhnliche Rosskastanie
Gewöhnlicher Löwenzahn
Hundsrose

Marigold
Common horse chestnut
Common dandelion
Dog rose

Gewöhnliche Rosskastanie Common horse chestnut
Gewöhnlicher Löwenzahn Common dandelion
Hundsrose Dog rose

evelynefoerster, 20 days ago to history

#knowledge #wissen #history #Geschichte #wissenschaft #science #archaeology
Found at last: long-lost branch of the Nile that ran by the pyramids 🤓
https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-024-01449-y

evelynefoerster, 20 days ago to science

#knowledge #wissen #wissenschaft #science
Gut microbes linked to fatty diet drive tumour growth 🤓
https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-024-01443-4

evelynefoerster, 22 days ago to science

#knowledge #wissen #wissenschaft #science
Controlled failure: The building designed to limit catastrophe 🤓
https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-024-01384-y

evelynefoerster, 23 days ago to Cat

#cat #cats #Caturday #catsofmastodon
RIP Mars, 2010 - 2024
This morning I found Mars run over by a car. I miss him very much. We got him from the shelter and he showed his gratitude every day. He was cuddly, playful, a rascal and very curious. Wherever I was, Mars wasn't far away and he spent many cuddly hours on my lap. I am stunned and incredibly sad. My heart is broken and I am crushed 🖤
Goodbye Mars, miss you, Thank you for love 😭 😿

Mars, black cat, sitting on Paving stones, looking curious left
Mars, black cat, sitting on Paving stones, licking one of his front paws

evelynefoerster, 24 days ago to random

@rhfinearts
👋 Hi - I hope you'll like it here with us - gets crazy sometimes - so try not to lose it - we are all awesome 🥰

evelynefoerster, 24 days ago to animals

#dogsofmastodon #dog #Hunde
Sanchoz, schwarz weisser Hund, geniesst die Auszeit mir mir 🥰
Sanchoz, black and white dog, enjoys the time out with me 🥰

Sanchoz, schwarz weisser Hund, geniesst die Auszeit mir mir Sanchoz, black and white dog, enjoys the time out with me
Sanchoz, schwarz weisser Hund, geniesst die Auszeit mir mir Sanchoz, black and white dog, enjoys the time out with me
Sanchoz, schwarz weisser Hund, geniesst die Auszeit mir mir Sanchoz, black and white dog, enjoys the time out with me

evelynefoerster, 24 days ago (edited 24 days ago) to history

#knowledge #wissen #history #Geschichte #wissenschaft #science #Astronomy
Dazzling auroras are just a warm-up as more solar storms are likely, scientists say 🤓
https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-024-01432-7

evelynefoerster, 27 days ago to random

#FrecheSprüche
Ich verlasse mich auf meine Sinne - Irrsinn, Wahnsinn, Blödsinn.

evelynefoerster, 27 days ago to random

#Witze
Sitzen zwei Leberwürste auf einem Baum. Schubst die eine die andere runter. Welche war's? – Antwort: Die grobe.

evelynefoerster, 27 days ago to Plants

#plants #PlantsOfMastodon #nature #flower
Blühende Pracht auf einer Wanderung am Samstag 🥰
Baldrian
Hahnenfuss
Fingerkraut
Hauswurz

Hahnenfuss
Fingerkraut
Hauswurz

evelynefoerster, 27 days ago to random

@zahlenstube
👋 Hi - I hope you'll like it here with us - gets crazy sometimes - so try not to lose it - we are all awesome 🥰

evelynefoerster, 29 days ago to history

#knowledge #wissen #history #Geschichte #wissenschaft #science
Cubic millimetre of brain mapped in spectacular detail 🤓
https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-024-01387-9

evelynefoerster, 30 days ago to history

#knowledge #wissen #history #Geschichte #wissenschaft #science #Astronomy
‘Milestone’ discovery as JWST confirms atmosphere on an Earth-like exoplanet 🤓
https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-024-01332-w

evelynefoerster, 1 month ago to dadjokes

#dadjokes
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!

evelynefoerster, 1 month ago to Halloween

#Spooky
Why did the skeleton quit his job? His heart was not in it.

evelynefoerster, 1 month ago to random

#Sarcasm
My silence doesn’t mean I agree with you. It’s just that your level of ignorance has rendered me speechless.

evelynefoerster, 1 month ago to random

#Sarcasm
“My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more.” ~ Walter Matthau

evelynefoerster, 1 month ago to Cat

#cat #cats #Caturday #catsofmastodon
Mars, black cat, with tongue of the week, cuddling with me since 2 hours 🥰 😻