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evelynefoerster

@evelynefoerster@swiss.social

• Married to the best man ever on the world (https://swiss.social/@paulfoerster). ❤️
• Owning a small 🏡, a beautiful oldtimer Yamaha Virago 750 🏍️ and a small 🚗 in a small, but beautiful country.
• Freelance artist.
• Hobbies: #Pottery #GlassBeads #Gardening #Nature #History #Fossiles #Music #Animals, #DVDs #Reading #Travel
• Pets: 4 🐈, 5 🐡, 3 🐓, 2 🦆

#NoBot

Profile banner image: sea of fog covering area Solothurn to Aarau, Alps in the background, sunrise red/orange, picture taken by me

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#spooky
Why don't witches like Starbucks coffee? They prefer to brew their own.

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What shall I bake tomorrow:

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"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired."

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Surprise when @paulfoerster comes home from work in the office 🥰
Überraschung für @paulfoerster wenn er von der Arbeit im Büro zurück kommt 🥰

Reneclodes yeast cake rectangular Renekloden Hefekuchen rechteckig

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#cat #cats #Caturday #catsofmastodon
RIP Mars, 2010 - 2024
This morning I found Mars run over by a car. I miss him very much. We got him from the shelter and he showed his gratitude every day. He was cuddly, playful, a rascal and very curious. Wherever I was, Mars wasn't far away and he spent many cuddly hours on my lap. I am stunned and incredibly sad. My heart is broken and I am crushed 🖤
Goodbye Mars, miss you, Thank you for love 😭 😿

Mars, black cat, sitting on Paving stones, looking curious left
Mars, black cat, sitting on Paving stones, licking one of his front paws

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#Potatoes
What did the bank robber French fry say to the potato cop?
“Just fry and stop me!”

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@HistoPol
@MaJ1
@NormanDunbar
@DoubleTreble
@skyfire747
@si_irini
@mina

Eine fremde Katze, zart und verloren, fand ihren Weg zu mir,
Doch Abschied musste sie nehmen, mein Herz in Trauer, so schwer.
Die Medikamente trüben den Geist, verwirren Emotionen hier.
Wo ist mein Bauchgefühl, einst zuverlässig, einst klar?
In der Leere des Versagens, im Schatten, so wahr.
Ich fühle mich verloren, das Licht scheint so fern und rar.

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#kilnFiring #pottery
So, today, at last, I am kiln firing up to 1060 ℃ - hope all goes well, my third firing at home 😱 😜 😊

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#sunrise #nature #natur #sonnenaufgang
Guten Morgen! Habt einen schönen Tag!
Good morning! Have a nice one!
Second Picture: The sky has a reddish tint, with the Alps in the middle and a view of the valley

Bild oben rötlich eingefärbter Himmel, Bild unten, die Alpenkette und der Blick ins Tal

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#spooky
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad it's Halloween.

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#Informatiker
Windows: Couldn't find your keyboard! Press F1 for help!

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Was macht ein Linux-User, wenn sein System konfiguriert ist und alle Hardware- und Softwarekomponenten funktionieren? ——— Darüber müssen wir uns dieses Jahrhundert noch keine Gedanken machen…

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#spooky
How does a witch know the best time to go trick or treating? She checks her witch watch.

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So dear friends - now its my turn for a corona round - tested yesterday before going to bed - positive...🤒 🤧 So, if you don't hear from me in regular intervals - its because I'm resting 🙃 😊 I'll pop in here and then 🥰 If corona lets me...🤔 😅

Elder Lady wearing a black hat and dress, pulling out a Handkerchief with text: I have a cold.

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#Bauerregel
Nicht nur zum Skat braucht dann und wann die Bauersfrau 'nen dritten Mann.

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Ich habe heute Muffins mit Sultaninen gebacken 🥰
Ob sie schmecken: @paulfoerster fragen 😂
Und nein, es gibt keine Einladung vorbei zu kommen!!! 🤔 🤣
I baked muffins with sultanas today 🥰
Whether they taste good: Ask @paulfoerster 😂
And no, there's no invitation to come over!!! 🤔 🤣

Muffin backed, in a paper holder, nice bright brown color with Sultanas, Picture middle Muffin gebacken in einem Papierförmchen, hell braun gebacken mit Sultaninen, Bild Mitte

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#Sarcasm
“Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.” ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

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#dadjokes
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

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#winterzeit #fasnacht
Welches ist euer Lieblings Fasnacht Nascherei?

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Cats are musical creatures!

Much like birds, cats make many different noises. Cats can make up to 100 sounds, whereas dogs only make 10! Now, that’s some musical talent.

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#funfactscats
The Tower of Towser

There is a tower in Scotland which has been built in commemoration of a cat named Towser. The tower is a celebration of all the mice she killed in her lifetime, which is a number over 30,000.

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