TheBreadmonkey

@TheBreadmonkey@mstdn.party

Hello, I'm Ben

I'm a heady mix of a serious responsible grown up, and a stupid man-baby idiot with delusions of grandeur

I'm into #Food #LiveMusic #Films #SciFi #Books #Running #ParkRun and generally being #Outdoors

#Vegan #PlantBased
https://www.instagram.com/family.vegan.meals

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#fedi23

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IamHappyToast, to random
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and a quick sketch because its 30 years since Debut came out and I had this poster on my bedroom wall

TheBreadmonkey,

@IamHappyToast

https://mstdn.party/@TheBreadmonkey/110388311388860660

chestas, (edited ) to food
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I've been with my wife for over 30 years, married 28. And we still learn things about each other.

Today we discovered that I use bread to mop up plates, while she dunks bread in full meals.

We only just noticed 😂

So, are you a dunker, or mopper primarily?

#food #bread

TheBreadmonkey,

@chestas Nice try, but you'll never get my bread data

davidho, to random
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Trains in the UK are ridiculous. In France, you could travel twice as far in the same amount of time and pay 25% of the price.

TheBreadmonkey,

@davidho My BIL just pointed out he flew to Ireland and back for less money than it cost to get a single train journey into London from Surrey.

grrrr_shark, to random
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So far, not a great Monday morning. Slept badly, woke later than intended, on bus instead of train, someone on the bus behind me has clearly farted and/or died, and the bus driver is playing fucking Jefferson Starship, who I hate with the blazing power of 1000 suns.

And a kid is crying.

Let's hope training the new guy is less painful...

TheBreadmonkey,

@grrrr_shark lol (sorry)

DemocracySpot, to random
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▶️ I saw nary a mention here today of the fact that signed the 1964 into law on July 2, 1964.

📷 Hulton Archive/Getty Images

TheBreadmonkey,

@DemocracySpot

I know this probably isn't totally appropriate, but scrolling I saw the pic and thought "ooh, they're talking about the 1993 Wonderstuff album Construction for the Modern Idiot".

TheBreadmonkey, to random

Someone somewhere is the most hungover person in the world. There is a strong possibility I am it. An extraordinarily entertaining evening. There was dancing. There was darts. There were tears. There was hugging. There was unexpected nudity. There was injury. There was croissants. There was swimming. I made friends with two terrifying animals. A proper reunion with my two very best friends on this uncaring rock that's hurtling through space. Headed home where I shall eat great amounts of food.

Alice, (edited ) to random
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In the early 2000s, my friend was in a band that toured with ICP and someone in ICP gifted him with a bunch of rare ICP merch that he had no use for. I had an established eBay account, so he asked me to list it.

Given the rarity of the items, they must have assumed I was Violent J’s grandma or Shaggy 2 Dope’s daughter so every eBay message started with something like “Hello my beautiful juggalette!” so who says chivalry is dead?

TheBreadmonkey,

@Alice I knew I had a problem at Molly Ringworm

TheBreadmonkey, to random

I HAVE ONLY JUST REALISED...

Walken as Shaddam IV in Dune - he also features as aerial hotel boogie machine in Fatboy Slims Weapon Of Choice, where the lyrics are "Walk without rhythm/and it won't attract the worm"

Nice link

TheBreadmonkey, to random

I've literally never done this before, but welcome all opportunities to #MAGA (Mastodon Assistance Grow Allies), so why not #follow some of these accounts on #FollowFriday.

These are some of the people who have improved my experience here and keep me coming back for more.

@Bloonface
@DJDarren
@Smooheed
@JoParkerBear
@Aikiwomannc
@macpsych
@Alice
@davep
@purplepadma
@adhdeanasl
@Aleums
@ThisPlaceAgain
@tobestewart

I welcome interaction and would love any suggestions to add people.

DemocracySpot, to random
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he's a rainbow

TheBreadmonkey,

@DemocracySpot Reminds me - I spent ages trying to find this song recently. I'd heard it somewhere, remembered from years ago but couldn't remember anything except the piano. Took me literally days and ended up just searching through the whole of the Stones back catalogue one song at a time...

https://open.spotify.com/track/6KOtheMY0KN4s9TrQHr9It?si=sn13yCO7SnyvFZUL3ZP8ug

TheBreadmonkey, to random

You can apparently add water to alcohol. Like as much or as little as you'd like. Noone can stop you. Maybe don't do it with beer though.

TheBreadmonkey, to random

So Mstdn.Party seemed to go down for a bit this afternoon? Anyone know anything?

@jonah ?

TheBreadmonkey,

@jonah no access for about 20 minutes yesterday afternoon.

TheBreadmonkey, to random

Can anyone tell me if mstdn.party is experiencing some issues, or if perhaps one of the Mastodon elders took umbrage at my 21 page thread Glastonbury review, or saw how incredibly online I've been today and just decided to take me offline for my own good?

TheBreadmonkey, to random

Appears to be legitimate

TheBreadmonkey, to random

Read this as one thread......

@nyx
@Peternimmo

DemocracySpot, to random
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glazed, filled with lemon custard, please.

TheBreadmonkey,

@DemocracySpot

TheBreadmonkey, to HashtagGames

Ricotta Get out of This Place - The Animals

#CheeseASongBookOrShow
#HashtagGames

grumpygamer, to random
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I know there are a lot of worse things going on in the world... but fuck leaf blowers.

TheBreadmonkey,

@grumpygamer @garretpolk

We had a surprise party for my sister in law last autumn and about an hour in, the neighbour fired up first the hedge trimmer (which we put up with), but then The Blower, which after the second hour became unacceptable. It devolved into a whole party of people scouring the local neighbourhood to find leaves to hoof over the fence into the other garden. One person went to the park with a bin bag.

TheBreadmonkey, to random

#Editors doing Adamskis Killer!

#Glastonbury

doug, to random
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    TheBreadmonkey,

    @doug
    I very much enjoyed them. One of the most entertaining acts so far. They have the look of a band that's thought "we've got a great sound - what we need is a front man who's like that guy from the Pogues, only much more unhinged". I've also never seen a keyboard player jump into the crowd with his keyboard then go crowdsurfing.

    TheBreadmonkey, to running

    Proof that we podiumed this morning. They don't give those medals to just anyone, you know.

    (they do)

    #BigginHill
    #Run
    #Running
    #Sunrise
    #5k
    #Weekend

    TheBreadmonkey,

    @MaggieCi Thanks!

    davep, to random

    I've just checked my home insurance and apparently if my duvet is stolen in the middle of the night then I'm not covered.

    TheBreadmonkey,

    @davep David. These stupid jokes keep making me laugh. One of us is at fault and I'm not sure who.

    TheBreadmonkey,

    @markusl @davep

    Australian-looking sport person celebrating wildly

    MissingThePt, to random
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    Make up the sofa beds and put on the tea kettles, we’re about to have another onrush from Twitter.

    TheBreadmonkey,

    @MissingThePt

    Zombie horde gif from World War Z. Just a little joke. I don't mind it really. More the merrier and all that. X

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