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MatthewChat

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Retired curmudgeon, still curmudgeoning.

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rjblaskiewicz, to random
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Sweet fucking fuck these fuckers are fucking deranged.

MatthewChat,
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@rjblaskiewicz I can remember people saying similar things after Nixon, that the Democrats aren't tough enough to deal with the Russians, and that a criminal would do a better job with them.

idoubtit, to random
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I detest headline writers. They suck way more than spiders ever could.

MatthewChat,
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@idoubtit they aren't writers anymore, they are clickbait traffic engineers.

idoubtit, to random
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I'd like to start the rumor that Melania is an alien. Pass it on.

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MatthewChat,
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@idoubtit or...

MatthewChat, to random
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I've been waiting for this since the 1970s - #drug that regrows #teeth
https://newatlas.com/medical/tooth-regrowing-human-trial/

MatthewChat, to Humor
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MatthewChat, to Astronomy
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@starstryder https://astrodon.social/@JohnBarentine/112458401142793548 Hats off to the Royal Astronomical Society for tackling this issue. "Urgent action is needed to address an insidious and systemic #bullying problem within the world of #astronomy and #geophysics, a damning new report warns."

https://ras.ac.uk/news-and-press/news/urgent-change-needed-tackle-bullying-astronomy-and-geophysics

#Academia

MatthewChat, to Humor
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From bsky: #humor
The revolution has begun!

MatthewChat, to trans
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🙃

MatthewChat, to Columbia
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MatthewChat, to Astronomy
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Every time. #aurora #eclipse #astronomy

MatthewChat, to random
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People that have side effects from lasik surgery. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/apr/18/lasik-laser-eye-surgery

MatthewChat, to Humor
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😜 #cincodemayo #humor

MatthewChat, to random
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#trump #covid

MatthewChat, to random
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@show 😜

MatthewChat, to random
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#university #protest

MatthewChat, to threads
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now bigger than in the USA. Billionaire nasty pouty fit in 3... 2... 1...

MatthewChat,
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https://www.businessinsider.com/meta-threads-more-daily-us-users-twitter-elon-musk-x-2024-4/

MatthewChat, to journalism
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#media #news #humor

MatthewChat, to random
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@show 1 hour is 25 cents. :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping:

shoq, to random
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The new Atlas robot from Boston Dynamics. The first generation used awkward hydraulics to control the body parts. This is now all electric. Just mechanically speaking, these machines will soon be far superior to humans for most physical tasks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29ECwExc-_M

MatthewChat,
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@shoq at the low low price of only $289,000. Early adopter pricing now in effect.
Prices go up to $399,000 soon! Order today! Free chess playing program with every order.

MatthewChat, to random
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@starstryder Don't leave your door open.

MatthewChat, to random
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An ad of the #Republican Voters Against #Trump featured his legal issues. In the ad, an actor admits to real employers of facing 88 #felony accounts, an accusation of stealing government secrets and being liable of #sexualassault The employers said he won't be hired after a full background check. The ad then ends stating that if Trump is a big liability to work even in a mall, then he is too big of a liability to be president.
https://www.rawstory.com/trump-criminal-record/

MatthewChat, to random
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Clever. Restaurant menu folded and printed to look like a dropped wallet on the street.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5PCwvrv5v3/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

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Great news for Arizonans who could die of ectopic pregnancies! https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2024/04/17/kari-lake-1864-abortion-law-arizona/73352962007/

MatthewChat,
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@lolgop Travel 3 hours for a procedure? She is utterly clueless. The average ambulance ride is around $1300. For a 3 hour transport, it would bankrupt the average person. https://www.verywellhealth.com/why-an-ambulance-costs-so-much-4093846

MatthewChat,
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@PJ_Evans @lolgop yeah, that will work. The woman would probably die on the way, screaming in pain.

“If the fertilized egg continues to grow in the fallopian tube, it can cause the tube to rupture. Heavy bleeding inside the abdomen is likely. Symptoms of this life-threatening event include extreme lightheadedness, fainting and shock”

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