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inquiline, to random
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I never realized that the DuPont slogan "better living through chemistry" had classical-iconography artwork to accompany!!

MamasPinkyToe,
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@inquiline
And nimbuses for the ladies.

inquiline, to random
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Such a bounty of prickly pear fruit I didn’t even know how to compose my snapshot! For @cour13r5

Prickly pear cactus with yellow flowers and ripening fruit in a garden setting with a house entrance in the background.

MamasPinkyToe,
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Alice, to random
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If you can't handle me at my avatar of a hotdog, you don’t deserve me at my un-cropped version showing a hotdog with a hotdog for a boner.

MamasPinkyToe,
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@Alice
It always reminds me of this wonderful little girl, one of my all-time favorites.

MamasPinkyToe, to random
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I would like to find Jesus's tomb and turn it into an insanely profitable Airbnb.

MamasPinkyToe,
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  • Do you promise to roll back the rock after three days?
  • Yes. That's included in the price.
12thRITS, to random
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Both sides! As a goobernor, this woman makes an excellent Ice Queen.

MamasPinkyToe,
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@12thRITS
I honestly thought this was the Onion till I saw the byline.

Skepticat, to random
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"You go first."
👀

MamasPinkyToe,
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@Skepticat
That reminds me. I'm going to see "Alien" later today.

MamasPinkyToe, to random
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A Black man standing on top of a Cybertruck in front of a fried chicken restaurant being photographed by a white fan with a cellphone. That is what this is.

MamasPinkyToe,
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The man was atop his own Cybertruck, incidentally. He was a nice guy and got real joy from his vehicle. Why Popeyes I forgot to ask.

MamasPinkyToe,
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@qurlyjoe
I missed that juicy detail! I might have to revise the remark.

18+ GeekSusie, to nsfw
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  • 18+ MamasPinkyToe,
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    @GeekSusie
    Bring back orientalism!

    MamasPinkyToe, to random
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    Big guy, tears in his eyes, he never cried, even when he was a baby he never cried, but he was crying now, because Trump's farts were so noxious.

    MamasPinkyToe,
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    "Sir," he said, "sir, I'm begging you, sir, please light a match or something."

    Skepticat, to random
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    How do you gag someone who speaks out of their ass?
    -Stephen Colbert

    2 words.
    Butt plug.

    I'll show myself out.💃🚪

    MamasPinkyToe,
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    @Skepticat
    Actual LOL = mandatory boost

    the_etrain, to random
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    "It doesn't hurt to ask."

    It sure as shit can hurt to ask.

    MamasPinkyToe,
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    @the_etrain
    Here's a punch in the nose for you. Does that answer your stupid question?

    Binder, to random
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  • MamasPinkyToe,
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    @Binder
    "A Polycule of One" etc. I'm pretty sure this is some dialect of Klingon.

    It is possible to enjoy a post while having absolutely no idea what it actually means.

    MamasPinkyToe, to random
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    If you can bum a cigarette, why can't you bum $454 million plus $112,000 a day in interest?

    MamasPinkyToe,
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    "Bum" is the governing word here.

    GeekSusie, to random
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  • MamasPinkyToe,
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    @GeekSusie
    Eat your heart out, "Christina's World." Seriously, though, a great, mysterious painting.

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