AnotherDayInHell

@AnotherDayInHell@sloth.run

#Liberal in Florida. I joined the #Fediverse initially to post about #politics , but I'm a lot more interested in #humor #art #petsofmastodon #memes #hashtaggames #movies #music and more. I like to laugh and I like to make other people laugh. Sometimes I succeed. Sometimes I fail miserably.

Some more of my interests:
#StarTrek #videogames #politics #democracy #MontyPython #StargateSGI #PartyDown #TheElderScrolls #Fallout #KatamariDamacy #TheLegendOfZelda #AdultCartoons (not Adult in THAT way) #SpaceGhost #TheVentureBrothers #naturephotography #hiking

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AnotherDayInHell, to HashtagGames

Scorcese has made some bad movies.

#unpopularmovieopinions #hashtaggames

AnotherDayInHell, to random

Drawing my demon in an attempt to learn how to use Inkscape

#DrawYourDemon #hashitout

RickiTarr, to random
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

I'm about to go see the new TMNT movie, I unapologetically love them all, and I'm very excited to see this one. So, my question tonight is:

What is something you loved as a kid, that you still love just as much as an adult, and why?

AnotherDayInHell,

@RickiTarr
I love watching low-budget, poorly written, terribly acted films. They make me laugh. I was kid the first time I saw "Killer Klowns from Outer Space" and it started my obsession with bad movies. Mystery Science Theater 3000 was like chicken soup for my soul in my teen years. Tubi is my dream come true destination for all things terrible.

AnotherDayInHell, to random

Murphy was a cop who became a robot
'Cause he got blown away
All the perps in Detroit live in utter terror
Robo-cop now owns the day

Stand back
Stand back
And put your hands behind your head
Stand back
Stand back
With Robo-Cop you're good as dead

Stand back, yo

AnotherDayInHell, to HashtagGames

I am a robot and I have a badge
(Beep boop. Boop boop beep boop boop beep)
Patrolling my beat and looking out for "bads"
(Beep boop. Boop boop beep boop boop beep)
Scumbags think twice before you threaten life
(Beep boop. Boop boop beep boop boop beep)
On the first sign of sign danger I go Defcon-5
(Beep boop. Boop boop beep boop boop beep)

AnotherDayInHell, to HashtagGames

I am, I am, I am Robo-Man
And I have authority
I am, I am, I am Robo-Man
And you've been caught shoplifting

If you put your hands up now
I won't have to put you down
I am programmed for deadly force
So do not clown around

I am, I am, I am Robo-Man

AnotherDayInHell, to HashtagGames

I'm a cop boy
I have steel for my hide
And you're wanted
Dead or Alive


flexghost, to random
@flexghost@mastodon.social avatar

Meet Dr. Jake Kleinman

He’s a husband

He’s a father

He’s the medical director of Ochsner Hospital for Children’s pediatric heart transplant, heart failure and ventricular assist device programs

In fact, he’s one of only three pediatric heart doctors in Louisiana

And he’s being forced to flee the state and take his skills somewhere else

All because its more important for Republicans to attack the LGBTQIA+ community than it is to have skilled professionals in their state

Libs: owned 🏆

video/mp4

AnotherDayInHell,

@flexghost I'm all for a National Divorce as long as everybody who doesn't want to live MAGA country can move away to some other region that isn't crazy.

AnotherDayInHell, to random

Never forget:

-Obama and Seth Myers roasted Donald Trump at 2011 White House correspondents' dinner

-Trump explored running for the 2012 Republican nomination in 2011. He made his first appearance at CPAC that year.

-Trump spent all of 2012 and the years up to 2015 spreading lies about Barack Obama's citizenship on Fox News. He also openly endorsed Vladimir Putin as the kind of leader that America needed. Freshman Senator Ted Cruz jumped happily into that bandwagon, as did Mike Huckabee, among many others who regularly appear(ed) on Fox News to this day. Oddly, internet search engines seem to have buried this info. You can still find mention of Mitt Romney condemning Putin in 2012, and be being laughed at by Obama.

-Trump had the headmaster of his childhood military school hide his academic records while demanding Barack Obama release his in 2011.

What we are experiencing now has been rehearsed for decades. Those points about Trump aren't even the first time he's practiced this shit. He has been compromised for a long time, and his sycophants are just as compromised.

AnotherDayInHell, to HashtagGames

I have infinite brain cells, but that's probably wrong.

AnotherDayInHell, to HashtagGames

I have always just assumed that everyone thought Nazis and slavery were bad. We all know what they say about people who assume, though. Something about an ass, right?

AnotherDayInHell, to HashtagGames

I had always just assumed that I was the dumb one. Boy, was I wrong.

AnotherDayInHell, to random

They may be spry, but they're shit in a fight if you knock them on their backs

AnotherDayInHell, to random

Ninja Turtle: "Well, I'd invite you back to my place, but it's probably not as nice as you're used to."

Human female date: "Oh don't worry. My last boyfriend's place was a dump!"

Ninja Turtle: "While it's not exactly a dump, you may have to wade through a few on the way to my bedroom."

flexghost, to random
@flexghost@mastodon.social avatar

“Come here, big tits. Come here, big tits. Your tits belong to me. Give them to me (indiscernible). I want to claim my tits. I want to claim my tits. I want to claim my tits. These are my tits”

Rudy Giuliani is being accused of sexual harassment and abuse

There’s audio

The media is ignoring this because
a) they rarely believe the woman
b) his name isn’t Hunter Biden

Oh. And Rudy likes to roleplay he’s having intercourse with his daughter.

Republicans sure do pick winners.

AnotherDayInHell,

@flexghost There's audio?! Where do I go to punish myself by listening to this?

AnotherDayInHell, to random

No shirt. No shoes. No service.

AnotherDayInHell, to random

Pepperoni or Hawaiian

AnotherDayInHell, to HashtagGames

Waking up at or before dawn to watch Saturday morning cartoons, and slogging through 2 hours of King Features before "Gummy Bears" finally comes on.

(Don't give me any grief! Little Rascals and the Three Stooges are nothing to a small child on the Gen X/Millennial cusp!)

AnotherDayInHell, to HashtagGames

Going to the mall with your mom. Sitting in an adjacent changing room at Casual Corners while she tries on work outfits, you find yourself endlessly entertained by seeing your reflection in 3 different mirrors at the same effing time.

AnotherDayInHell, to HashtagGames

You get stuck with your cousin and her friends. They've seen Grease 1 & 2 so many times that they know every song and line of dialogue. They insist on you watching them back to back with them and acting out every single part 😭

AnotherDayInHell, to HashtagGames

You call your friend. She answers. Somehow you hear a faint conversation on the line that isn't either of you, and they're talking about things neither you or either of your parents are into. Your landline connection is crossed with someone else's. All you can do is eavesdrop and see what kind of crazy shit they talk about.

AnotherDayInHell, to HashtagGames

Sitting at home trying to make a mix tape

AnotherDayInHell, to random

As a youngster I naively believed that one shouldn't judge a book by its cover. Seeing the people who Trump has surrounded himself, who willingly have acted as his human shields, makes me rethink the validity of that old adage. Trump's people all look shady as fuck, and most definitely are.

RickiTarr, to random
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

Tuesday Question Time!

I enjoyed the conversation from my previous toot so much, let's keep it going:

What do other people think about the place you live?

VS

What do you personally think about the place you live?

What are the stereotypes vs how is it to actually live there?

AnotherDayInHell,

@RickiTarr I live in Florida. I don't need to say much about what other people think of my state. Most people move here because there isn't a state income tax, or to retire. Lots of people think that everyone down here is stupid as fuck, and they are partially right.

I wish that I lived somewhere that wasn't as transient as Florida, but I'm stuck here for now. I'm in a pretty purple area of the state, so I don't the "Florida Man" experience everyday like in some regions. My experience with Florida has been that there are lots of different people here. I try to pay attention to the beautiful things about this state. We have so much state and federally protected land that parks are always within reach. There are so many different types of animal species that you spot when you're hiking, swimming or fishing. The arts community has always been awesome. We have a world class art school with a Renaissance art museum (Ringling), one of the best public liberal arts schools in the country (New College), one of the oldest College radio stations in the country (Rollins), the Dali Museum, fucking old rock stars living on the St. Johns River...

I could keep going on. Florida doesn't deserve to be disregarded the way it does by my many people. Not everyone here is a backwards, bigot redneck.

AnotherDayInHell,

@RickiTarr I didn't realize how bad things had gotten here until 2016 when I went to Anna Maria Island and saw a massive Confederate Battle Flag flying over I-75. I won't lie, I have some rednecks in my family who see no problem with this. In fact, I brought the flag issue up with my Dad, and his response "It's no big deal. It's heritage, not hate." Bullshit. I hate hate hate it.

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