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RickiTarr, to random
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Seriously heard someone saying they don't listen to many black artists, because they aren't really into rap. Bitch please, feel free to share songs from Black artists from any genre. Here is one of my favorites, if you like this song please check out her other work:

https://youtu.be/KovrJ8HXI1Q?si=HOYIG7YMuAUTsJz6

Amipfaelzer,
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StillIRise1963, to random
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My husband is really corny. He brought me some food and I said "thank you, you saved my life." He responded with "and I'm not even a D.J."🙄 😂

Amipfaelzer,
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@StillIRise1963 that would have been my immediate response.

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  • Amipfaelzer,
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    @ballpark_frank Now that I can see the results(so far), I am so not surprised.

    dancinyogi, to random
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    Had lunch with a friend. She's married, as are most of my friends. We were talking about another woman in our neighborhood (who is divorced). My friend said single people shouldn't live here and that it's for families or couples.

    I said, "I'm divorced, I live here."

    She changed the subject.

    I tooted something earlier about people in my demographic. I've encountered this a few times, the notion that the unattached should only live in apartments and not around families. WHAT is that??🤔

    Amipfaelzer,
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    @dancinyogi That's simply the myopic view of the world many people have when they don't generally come in contact with "the other." We've all been there. Whether it's your first contact with another race or culture or if one has simply lived too long in a bubble.

    Just my opinion.

    StillIRise1963, to random
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    If I had small children, I'd be very happy for them to meet migrant children at school and learn more about the world and another culture.

    Amipfaelzer,
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    @StillIRise1963 My son is in the 9th grade. (In Germany) He regularly has classmates from various countries. A lot of them speak English in addition to their mother tongue, but not much German. Since he's bilingual from the beginning, (I'm American and Mom is German) he spends a lot of time translating. This has truly had an effect on how he sees other cultures.

    Sheril, to random
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    Short story: I have curly hair. But I straighten it for work to appear “professional.” Or I wear a bun to look “serious.”

    These ideas were shaped by social norms + experiences where I’ve been the only woman in the room or dealt w sexual harassment/bias.

    But when my 15yo niece visited last week, I marveled at her stunning curls. “It just dries this way,” she said.

    And it dawned on me - Wait, mine does too! Or would if I paid less attention to cultural expectations. So I think I’ll do that now.

    Amipfaelzer,
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    @Sheril My hair decided ten years ago that it no longer wanted anything to do with me, so I can't really assume my opinion counts. However, I am glad that you found an equilibrium.

    cosmicallyf, to random

    Some people like to smoke during sex, but I prefer an ample amount of lube.

    Amipfaelzer,
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    @cosmicallyf reasonable.

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    Amipfaelzer,
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    @dgar one of those, "What are you talking about? It's a house and then.......oh, my god."

    QasimRashid, (edited ) to random
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    Yet another Trump Indictment.

    Let's be clear. Trump was NOT indicted by Biden, Clinton, Pelosi, Soros, Big Bird, Target, Wokeness, Disney World, the pride flag, critical race theory, or Barbie. Trump was indicted by private citizens—as the US Constitution requires. Period.

    Love the smell of due process on a Tuesday.

    Amipfaelzer,
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    @QasimRashid You forgot Bud Light.

    Just doing my part.

    Alice, to random
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    I know Duolingo is garbage, but I still use it to learn the basics of a language before visiting a new country.

    Since I can HEAR the words in the app and I’m decent at mimicking sounds, I can read things off a menu and order, but the problem is that my pronunciation is apparently so good that people immediately assume I’m a native speaker and start responding VERY quickly so I then have to be like “I’m sorry, I have no idea what you’re saying because I’m a dumb American and only learned a handful of super weird and useless phrases off Duolingo, but I CAN say ‘the cat thinks the sandwich is tasty’ in Dutch, if you’d like?”

    Amipfaelzer,
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    @Alice Yup! I stood in line in Spain and put the sentence together to ask for tickets to Alhambra. Got to the counter and asked, "Tiene Usted entradas para la Alhambra?"

    The guy behind that counter QUICKLY began to ask me what time we would like to visit!

    At the same time, my wife is asking me how in the world did I do that and I'm telling both of them, "Slow down! I'm doing my best but it's breaking my brain!"

    Amipfaelzer,
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    @Alice Yeah! I've actually had (non-english speaking) german people say, "You mean that's NOT English?"

    Mrfunkedude, to random
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    Is there a German word for "holding in a fart during sex“?

    I don’t know why, but that seems like something the Germans would have a word for.

    Amipfaelzer,
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    @Mrfunkedude Geschlechtsverkehrsflatulenzzurückhaltung!

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