parismarx, to tech
@parismarx@mastodon.online avatar

Innovation is dead. In its place, companies just add internet connectivity and voice control in places it’s absolutely not needed so they can pretend extracting data and profit is the same as progress. No one needs a “smart” bidet.

#tech #innovation #toilet

fractalart, to Humor

Presenting the Toilet Paper Roll for Fractal Art Lovers! No, it's not real. Just my weird imagination 😀 Wall Art Prints (think Bathroom Decor): https://matthias-hauser.pixels.com/featured/fractal-toilet-paper-roll-01-matthias-hauser.html #toilet #humor #fun #funny #bathroom #fractal #fractalart #art #mastoart #fediart #mathart #wallart #AYearForArt #BuyIntoArt #ArtMatters

metin, to Humor
@metin@graphics.social avatar

I guess hygiene would get a tremendous worldwide boost if this would exist. 😆

Cartoon by Gary Larson.

LibrarianRA, to InteriorDesign
@LibrarianRA@worldkey.io avatar

Good Morning!
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1984 Amway Personal Shoppers Catalog
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Hedgewizard, to australia
grantimatter, to Japan

"The parlor may have its charms, but the Japanese toilet is truly a place of spiritual repose. It always stands apart from the main building, at the end of a corridor, in a grove fragrant with leaves and moss. No words can describe that sensation as one sits in the dim light, basking in the faint glow reflected from the shoji, lost in meditation or gazing out at the garden." - Junichiro Tanizaki, "In Praise of Shadows."

#Japan #Toilet #Meditation

ChloeCumming, to art

Toilet and hand, a painting

#art #mastoart #handmade #acrylicpainting #toilet

filipinapipa, to random

Taking a pee after being fuck 🍆 🍆 💦 is a sticky mess ⚠️
More tissue please 💦

#smallgirl #filipina #cumfilled #feelssticky #toilet

argv_minus_one, to random
@argv_minus_one@mstdn.party avatar

I never understood the big seat debate. Do people seriously sit on a toilet without first looking and seeing which position the seat is in?

candycritic, to hongkong
vfrmedia, to random
@vfrmedia@social.tchncs.de avatar

4 men are charged with nicking a gold from Blenheim Palace, a stately home in - Thames Valley Police and the Crown Prosecution Service found something to go on... 🚽

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-67334893

Lylamehta, to india
@Lylamehta@mas.to avatar

World Bank papers show ‘most concerning’ decline in toilet usage in Modi govt's flagship Swacch Bharat Mission. But three research papers were withdrawn ‘under pressure’ later . Pity Indian govt cannot take criticism

https://theprint.in/india/governance/world-bank-papers-show-most-concerning-decline-in-toilet-usage-withdrawn-under-pressure-later/1866108/

Gjallarhornet, to random
glynmoody, to Futurology
@glynmoody@mastodon.social avatar

Somatic's -cleaning is trained to clean up after you - https://mashable.com/video/somatic-bathroom-bot "The company claims the bot is designed to work alongside sanitation workers, not replace them." hmmm

Edent, to UI
@Edent@mastodon.social avatar
blaise, to geopolitics
@blaise@hachyderm.io avatar
Edent, to random
@Edent@mastodon.social avatar

🆕 blog! “Toilet Review! Better Bathrooms Smart Toilet Seat”
★★★★⯪

I want to make one thing very clear. Despite my propensity for IoT gadgetry, I did not connect my toilet to the Internet! It's 2024. Why are you still scraping your arsehole with paper like some kind of 20th century throwback? A decade ago, I got a cheap bidet attachment. It wasn't great. The water […]

👀 Read more: https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2024/04/toilet-review-better-bathrooms-_27403/

greg, to random

Today's parenting challenge; pee in a water bottle in the back seat of a car travelling down the freeway so that we don't have to pull over and risk waking the 18mo.

#DadLife #Parenting #Loo #Toilet #Toddler

mof_sg, to singapore
@mof_sg@kopiti.am avatar

Toilet in uses female and male pigeon as signs (female pink-necks are green and males are rainbow)

budak, to singapore
@budak@kopiti.am avatar
ai6yr, to worldwithoutus
@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org avatar

Pallets upon pallets of Antarctic expedition gear. I believe some Hollywood prop house bought these last time. #Antarctica

ai6yr,
@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org avatar

"Why do you have a toilet bowl in your office?"

"That's not JUST a toilet bowl, that toilet bowl has been IN ANTARCTICA" #antarctica #toilet

iangriffin, to art
@iangriffin@mastodon.nz avatar

Lol. When at Dunedin Airport I always visit the only one of my pictures on public display. It is in the male throne room in departures :-)

NickEast, to tv
@NickEast@geekdom.social avatar
msquebanh, to Cat
@msquebanh@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

A friend came over for backyard visit & catch-up today. They loved my decal & took a photo of it 😹

rasterweb, to art
@rasterweb@mastodon.social avatar

I’m still not sure why I thought I should do a sketch of a toilet, but I did one. Awww shit!

#art #sketch #drawing #mastoart #toilet

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