GottaLaff, to random
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🤦🏻‍♀️
: We have witnesses in this courtroom that have made a point of going out, being on TV, making money but we are not allowed to. President is somehow not allowed to.

Acyn:

(The gag order does prevent Trump from being on TV or making money)

GottaLaff, to random
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LOL!! Nice try.

And she got reprimanded by Security in the court room today for sending a note to Necheles when she's not on the legal team.

Via Acyn:

#Habba: Look, the end of the day is we haven’t heard one thing… The one thing we’re not hearing up there is very simple, what did President #Trump do wrong… I am yet to hear that

GottaLaff, to random
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Via Digby:

It's where the crime took place. Bragg is the Manhattan DA. And Alina is a very stable genius.

Habba: We’re seeing a painful selection because we’re in the state of New York which is definitely by design. There is no question that Bragg bringing this in New York… these venues are selected exactly for this reason

GottaLaff, to random
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Via Rupar:

ClusterFOX: Is there any effort on the part of your team to secure this money through another country, Saudi Arabia or Russia?

: I can't speak about strategy

(seems like it should be easy to say "no" here!)

GottaLaff, (edited ) to random
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New Jersey Golf Club Settlement Hangs Lawyer Alina Out to Dry 1/…

“Bianco is now preparing to sue the club all over again, this time for sexual harassment. But she’s also targeting Habba with a potential fraud lawsuit too” https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-new-jersey-golf-club-settlement-hangs-lawyer-alina-habba-out-to-dry

GottaLaff, (edited ) to random
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Welp. Pay up then. 🤣 1/...

Via Acyn:

Question: Judge Engoron says that he wants this $350 million within 30 days. Does Donald have that kind of money sitting around?

: I mean, he does. Of course he has money. You know, he’s a billionaire. Um, we know that

GottaLaff, to random
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Per Rupar, as news is breaking about his huge fine, Trump is ranting on Lies Antisocial about pics of him w/ his stomach hanging out over his belt while he's golfing as fakes, posting other pics side by side.

And...

Here's what Adam Parkhomenko
posted:

To Trump

Habba Statement: If this decision stands, it will serve as a signal to every single American that New York is no longer open for business.

WizardBear,
@WizardBear@mstdn.social avatar

@GottaLaff Despite statement, I think this means NY is no longer open to fraud on the scale that has perpetrated. TY Laffy for all you do. This is a very big win!

GottaLaff, to legal
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

May he go broke trying...

Via MeidasTouch:

Donald #Trump fired off a late night post in which he said he is "interviewing various law firms" to represent him in his appeal of the #EJeanCarroll verdict, leaving many to wonder if Alina #Habba's time on the case is over. #legal

GottaLaff, to legal
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E Jean's lawyers are simply awesome.

👀 Via Klasfeld:

News

's lead attorney threatened SANCTIONS against Trump lawyer Alina over her "utterly baseless" claim that a federal judge had an undisclosed conflict of interest.

Habba's conflict claim is based entirely on a single-anon source story in NY Post.

Carroll's lawyer ques how the tabloid came to publish it & if the supposed partner at Paul Weiss — the firm where she and the judge both worked— "even exists."

GW, to random
@GW@newsie.social avatar

Alina ’s antics make her a candidate for Bar Assoc. disciplinary action:

Donald Alina Habba's "flagrant disregard" for courtroom rules could pave the way for Lewis to refer her to the State for a hearing and .

https://www.alternet.org/alina-habba-disciplinary-action/

Nonilex, to Law
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closing arguments underway

Trump stands up and walks out during Roberta Kaplan's closing. “The record will reflect that Mr. Trump just rose & walked out of the courtroom,” says. This is an unusual breach of decorum, & Roberta Kaplan continues as though nothing unusual happened.


https://www.nytimes.com/live/2024/01/26/nyregion/trump-carroll-defamation-trial?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare&sgrp=c-cb

Nonilex,
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just lost his temper w/ as she tried to object, reminding the team that only one lawyer can object during an argument. “One lawyer,” he scolds them, & Habba sits down.

Judge Kaplan interrupts Crowley as she begins to launch into a key point — that Trump assaulted — to scold the Trump lawyers for walking around during the proceedings. Trump is at the defense table talking to Habba as Crowley says he does “whatever he wants.”

GottaLaff, to legal
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Still under the weather so I won’t post as much today. But had to post this.

Via Inner City Press: 1/…🧵

Judge Kaplan: So let me say, during the arguments and instructions, no one else is to speak...
Carroll's lawyer: We have an issue with some of the tweets, they were not entered into evidence.
Madaio: These are tweets during the five hour gap. They are objecting.
Judge Kaplan: You did not succeed in entering them. Show me the slide

[Me: wait for it…]

LeftToPonder,
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@GottaLaff

I predict Alina will be suing for defamation in 3,2,1… for things I predict he’s gonna say on the courthouse steps about her incompetence…. after the jury… refills his Depend™.

Nonilex, to Law
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resumes this morning to decide how much money in damages must pay .

Trump’s attys have said he wants to testify.

In a post on social media last night, Trump went after :

“The Federal Judge in this Second Biden Political Opponent ‘Trial’ is extraordinarily hostile to me — Sadly, & I don’t know why, a 100% Trump Hater. He knows I did nothing wrong, but is looking to do a number on me. Only in America!”

Nonilex,
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asked for a of 's , responded: "He's going to say he stands by his deposition. He's going to say that he stands by those statements there."
She said he'd also claim that he didn't mean to harm her.

Asked if Trump would go beyond that, said: "I'm not testifying for my client, your honor."

atty Roberta Kaplan said Trump had an opportunity to participate in the first trial, but he didn't appear.

Nonilex,
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stated that the would be instructed that 's has been established.

Asked to confirm she (re)instructed Trump about the guidelines, replied: "Yes, your honor."

Kaplan then asked, “and you say that because you personally made him aware of those confines?”

Trump then loudly interjected, "I never met this woman."

Nonilex,
@Nonilex@masto.ai avatar

: "Mr. Trump, keep your voice down."

Asked if would say anything other than , said she doesn't have a "crystal ball."

Trump again interjected.

Kaplan: “Sorry Mr. Trump, you’re interrupting these proceedings by talking loudly while your counsel is talking.”

When Habba began talking about what her client has a right to do, Kaplan responded: "Ms. Habba, I will decide what he has the right to do. That’s my job, not yours."

Nonilex,
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Trump’s testimony lasted less than 5 minutes.

asked if he ever intended to hurt .

He said, “I just wanted to defend myself, my family &, frankly, the presidency.”

GottaLaff, to random
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Via FordNews:

After posting this picture Dylan4America ["UNHLaw
Alum'] was asked to leave and never comeback.

This picture was taken after Alina #Habba asked the judge for a delay in the trial because she was ill and her parents may have tested positive for COVID.

LeftToPonder,
@LeftToPonder@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff

Is inoculated against disbarment?

SteveThompson, to nyc
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"In any other case, Trump lawyer Alina Habba's antics would be grounds for malpractice, ethics lawyer says"

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-lawyer-alina-habba-defamation-trial-malpractice-ethics-attorney-2024-1

"Trump's lawyer was repeatedly bench-slapped for ignoring basic courtroom rules and legal procedure. Legal experts say that in any other case, Habba's antics would be grounds for a malpractice suit. But Trump is unlikely to sue her — likey because Habba is doing exactly what he wants."

Nonilex, to Law
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Judge Lewis Kaplan Thurs quickly lost patience w/ 's lawyer as she grilled on her income & social media history as part of Trump's .

"Come on, this is Evidence 101!" said the in response to defense lawyer 's questions about how much money Carroll currently makes.


https://www.cnbc.com/2024/01/18/trump-trial-e-jean-carroll-testimony-ex-president-judge-clash.html

Nonilex,
@Nonilex@masto.ai avatar

also denied 's suggestion that her status & reputation may have improved in recent years. The author & columnist said she was suing to get her old reputation back.

An expert witness for testified later Thurs that repairing her reputation would cost up to $12.1 million.

GottaLaff, to Georgia
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

“A state judge overseeing the election-interference case against Trump in #Georgia has scheduled a hearing for Feb. 15 to hear evidence regarding accusations that #FaniWillis & her lead prosecutor engaged in an improper relationship and mishandled public money.

Judge Scott McAfee also wrote in his order that Willis must respond to the accusations in writing by Feb. 2” #TrumpIndictment

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2024/01/18/judge-orders-hearing-fani-willis-misconduct-georgia-case/

LeftToPonder,
@LeftToPonder@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff

Seems slow. And for the first time in this nightmare I’m pleased with the plodding approach. I thinkhope this is showing any alleged shenanigans don’t undo grand jury decisions, butt I’m no Alina , who seems to only hope.

GottaLaff, to random
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Lulz... via Elie Mystal:

Somebody needs to write one of those life hack books about Judge Kaplan and Alina Habba called:

Sit Down: How To Deal With Idiots In Your Court and Life

LeftToPonder,
@LeftToPonder@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff

's angling for a pity decision from the jury. Diabolical chess move.

GottaLaff, to legal
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

I'm back at my computer. #EJeanCarroll #Trump #legal 🧵 starts here. 1/...

(Painters slowed me down. I'm catching up...patience)

Via InnerCityPress aka Press:

Habba: My client & I wish to pt out Ms Carroll can sit in front of jurors every day. But my client has to choose between attending his mother in law's funeral--
Judge Kaplan: I have ruled. Sit down
Habba: I don't like to be spoken to that why. Please refrain. I am asking for an adjournment for a funeral.
Judge Kaplan: Denied. Sit down

LeftToPonder, (edited )
@LeftToPonder@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff NFL takes a moment to sharpen the point on her head (and on her second and third boobs).

LeftToPonder,
@LeftToPonder@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff

NFL At this point mounts her cordless! charging station for a refill. 🌚

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