@pies@qoto.org
@pies@qoto.org avatar

pies

@pies@qoto.org

Husband of a smart, outspoken woman, father of two little girls. ❄️ Peace and quiet enthusiast. 💾 Node.js/Java/PHP dev. 🤗 He/him.🍹 Unfollowable. https://ninozaur.com

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

SmudgeTheInsultCat, to random
@SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to avatar
pies,
@pies@qoto.org avatar

@SmudgeTheInsultCat Avogadro, you sly frog.

saramg, to random
@saramg@fosstodon.org avatar

Say it with me: The stock market is NOT a measure of prosperity.

https://mastodon.social/@BNONews/112458225671773261

pies,
@pies@qoto.org avatar

@saramg Its a measure of prosperity of the rentier class. Literally the less money people who work get, the more money rentiers extract.

fox, to random
@fox@front-end.social avatar

it’s hard to describe the feeling of coming back to where you lived most of your life only once a year.

what’s great though is seeing it grow and evolve, seeing new places, parks, coffee shops. you become a visiting explorer after being an inhabitant.

pies,
@pies@qoto.org avatar

@fox It can go the other way too, like when I visited my former primary school, which was much smaller :)

kottke, to random
@kottke@mastodon.social avatar

Google is replacing their search results with AI answers. There’s a very simple explanation for this: it’s better/cheaper to provide potentially wrong answers to keep you clicking within Google than it is to send you away for the right answers. https://www.theverge.com/2024/5/14/24155321/google-search-ai-results-page-gemini-overview

pies,
@pies@qoto.org avatar

@RichelleTrickel @kottke I'm pretty close to paying for Kagu.

grmpyprogrammer, to random
@grmpyprogrammer@phpc.social avatar

How long until ChatGepetto starts including ads with it’s responses?

pies,
@pies@qoto.org avatar

@grmpyprogrammer Do you mean accepting advertising text from commercial entities as part of their training corpus, repeated to achieve ideal saturation?

eniko, to random
@eniko@peoplemaking.games avatar

as someone who has lived in both the US and EU i think the standard date formats are confusing as fuck and everyone should switch to ISO 8601 yyyy-mm-dd

pies,
@pies@qoto.org avatar

@IPmonger @eniko I think there are exceptions to the UTC rule, like anything in Polish should just show Polish time, otherwise it would be utterly confusing. Maybe timezone or UTC time on hover. Polish people are not used to timezones.

jasongorman, to random
@jasongorman@mastodon.cloud avatar

Contrary to what I read on social media and in the mainstream press, when I think of the average software developer, I don't think of someone "moving fast and breaking things" in a cutting-edge tech start-up. I think of someone working in an established business on legacy systems that end users have come to rely on. Because that's what the vast majority of us actually do. Most software developers are in the distinctly not-cutting-edge business of keeping the proverbial lights on.

pies,
@pies@qoto.org avatar

@jasongorman All projects become either legacy or dead. I think inexperienced devs like to work on greenfield because they think it's easier and have the audacity to think it's possible to do it perfectly :)

grmpyprogrammer, to random
@grmpyprogrammer@phpc.social avatar

This makes it feel like when my own lease is up at the end of October of next year the correct play is to get a different brand of EV/hybrid. It is rare to watch someone run their company into the ground in real-time https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/112360392193527877

pies,
@pies@qoto.org avatar

@grmpyprogrammer There's choice now, Kia, Hyundai, Polestar etc.

aral, to random
@aral@mastodon.ar.al avatar

Folks: there’s no alternative to capitalism.

Capitalism: Hello! Today I created a potentially deadly new pandemic by feeding ground-up chicken shit and other poultry waste to cows because profit!

pies,
@pies@qoto.org avatar

@aral We really can't leave good enough alone. Now we need a badge on milk containers that specifies whether the cows were fed actual food or chicken shit? I feel like when I've noticed written on McDonalds packaging for an egg McMuffin "Made with real eggs!" Like wtf would it have been possibly made with instead? What's next, "This food product does not exceed the allowed percentage of rat droppings"?

tjdraper, to random
@tjdraper@phpc.social avatar

Any company right now: You want some AI?

Me: Not particularly, thanks

Company: Got it, here's a big huge heaping helping of AI

Me: No thank you please

Company: Make job go fast, do vroom vroom on your career:

Me: I don't really…

Company: We put AI IN YOUR FREAKING MOUSE DRIVERS CAN YOU BELIEVE IT

Me: Kinda but not really

Company: Here's AI tools for your software engineering

Me: These are really obtrusive and in my w…

COMPANY: YOU WILL LOVE OUR AI

Me: …

pies,
@pies@qoto.org avatar

@researchbuzz @tjdraper @neurovagrant To fool the hiring AI your future employer will use into thinking that you're active in your community.

pies,
@pies@qoto.org avatar

@tjdraper AI in most cases just means "better auto complete" and I think it's pretty useful as that. I use GitHub Copilot and it saves me some boring typing of lists etc.

Richard_Littler, to random
@Richard_Littler@mastodon.social avatar

I see he's reached 'Gulling the Gullible', chapter 2 of 'Big Con: The Right-Wing American Grifters Playbook'. If Jesus existed, he'd sue this unctuous, mock-spiritual, sham-Dickensian hustler. Would you buy a used cardinal from this man?

pies,
@pies@qoto.org avatar

@Richard_Littler Because sexual assault on a non-spouse is a sin, whereas being sexually attacked is not a sin, so if he confesses his sins everything is A-OK. Christians, you couldn't make them up.

frauenfelder, to random
@frauenfelder@mastodon.cloud avatar

Lauren Witzke is a former drug runner for Mexican cartels turned beloved MAGA conspiracy theorist. Today, Witzke reposted a PSA that shows a woman being pulled over by a cop to give her a forced pregnancy test. Witzke's comment: "This is what we plan to do with all libtarded women."

https://boingboing.net/2024/04/22/popular-gop-activist-force-libtarded-women-off-the-road-for-pregnancy-tests.html

pies,
@pies@qoto.org avatar

@frauenfelder Chilling.

greegreehoist, to random
@greegreehoist@mastodon.world avatar

I like that the difference between my pajamas and regular clothes is simply a matter of designation.
THIS t-shirt and leggings are my PJs.
These OTHER t-shirts and leggings are CLOTHES.
What's the difference? It's just a decision I made once!

pies,
@pies@qoto.org avatar

@greegreehoist I don't think you're supposed to sleep in leggings? Tight clothing I mean. Although what do I know, I've not had any kind of pajamas in at least 30 years.

dgar, to random
@dgar@aus.social avatar

A perfect, all-knowing God creates people exactly how they should be.

Also God: I'm gonna need you to cut a bit off your genitals.

pies,
@pies@qoto.org avatar

@dgar God made people in His image. Except for a tiny tweak that needs to be applied after assembly.
If only God could do genetic engineering he could have made the changes in the source code. It's probably on His Jira board right after not giving cancer to toddlers.

fox, to random
@fox@front-end.social avatar

deleted_by_author

    •
    pies,
    @pies@qoto.org avatar

    @fox 92% of developers identify as male, according to a survey I've seen. So 20% non-male does require effort.
    Non-white isn't always possible (i.e. in Poland).

    pies,
    @pies@qoto.org avatar

    @fox I'm saying this because we've only had one female applicant ever (didn't work out), and we're not hostile at least as far as work environment - fully remote, flexible hours (4 hour overlap with business hours, otherwise as you like) sick leave as needed, hardware provided if needed, generous vacation days, holidays off, extra hours (i.e. on call) non mandatory and well paid for. Not sure what else we could do other than explicitly say "female or minority applicants only" which seems wrong and may be illegal.

    Wraithe, to random
    @Wraithe@mastodon.social avatar

    “The Autauga-Prattville Alabama Library board has fired the library director for refusing to move or remove 113 books that they feel are "inappropriate". The rest of the staff did something heroic in solidarity with their colleague: they walked out, locked up the library, and said No to this unethical board action. Then, the board fired four more staff members.“ https://mathstodon.xyz/@geonz/112220572632338897

    pies,
    @pies@qoto.org avatar

    @nini @Wraithe Some Republicans are against the existence of public libraries in general, same as with public schools.

    petrillic, to random
    @petrillic@hachyderm.io avatar

    If kids are "catching gender dysphoria" because of social media, it's because visibility matters. People see others, it is discussed, and they ... recognize some aspect of themselves in it.

    That's it. One of the reasons I recognized I was queer early on was because... my mom had gay and lesbian friends and the visibility gave me a name for something.

    THIS. IS. A. GOOD. THING.

    pies,
    @pies@qoto.org avatar

    @petrillic A similar thing had happened to autism, a sudden rise in diagnosis because people knew what to look for. Good for you for finding yourself early :)

    asgrim, to rust
    @asgrim@phpc.social avatar

    Hrmm, it's only 10:15 and one of the speakers already dunking on PHP 🙄 I thought the community was supposed to be welcoming, but apparently not.

    pies,
    @pies@qoto.org avatar

    @asgrim I think there was once a language called Ruby whose community had a history of doing that.

    pies,
    @pies@qoto.org avatar

    @ramsey @webshinra @Crell @asgrim Realistically one should learn more than one language.

    pies,
    @pies@qoto.org avatar

    @Crell @webshinra @ramsey @asgrim I'm 20 years in on PHP too :) But also 9 years JavaScript/TS, 1 year Java and now learning Go, which I find very cool, not to mention all the languages I've learned as a hobby (I wrote Lua World of Warcraft plugins for example) and the ones I've already forgotten - looking at you, Delphi. Don't they me wrong, PHP has it's place. But we're very unlikely to start any new projects in it.

    pies, to random
    @pies@qoto.org avatar

    I think we should replace billionaires with AI.

    pies, to random
    @pies@qoto.org avatar

    AI as it is built now will be dead in a decade, I think. It will be used to generate garbage for the web and it will learn from garbage on the web. Here you have your first "AI that can train itself", except any system with random changes and no good feedback loop it will just get worse and worse because random changes are rarely positive.

    healyn, to random
    @healyn@mastodon.social avatar

    i hate to be a grammar snob, but it should actually be "Fewer Miserables"

    pies,
    @pies@qoto.org avatar

    @healyn @breakfastgolem But if you'd married him, you could be Healyn Miserables which sounds pretty noble.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • •
  • provamag3
  • InstantRegret
  • magazineikmin
  • modclub
  • khanakhh
  • Youngstown
  • rosin
  • mdbf
  • slotface
  • Durango
  • ngwrru68w68
  • thenastyranch
  • kavyap
  • DreamBathrooms
  • JUstTest
  • cubers
  • osvaldo12
  • Leos
  • anitta
  • everett
  • ethstaker
  • GTA5RPClips
  • tester
  • cisconetworking
  • megavids
  • tacticalgear
  • normalnudes
  • lostlight
  • All magazines
    •