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@pies@qoto.org

Husband of a smart, outspoken woman, father of two little girls. ❄️ Peace and quiet enthusiast. 💾 Node.js/Java/PHP dev. 🤗 He/him.🍹 Unfollowable. https://ninozaur.com

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    @lcamtuf @LukaszOlejnik Is anyone working on a neural network that generates all the rules and exceptions needed for an LSM?

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    @lcamtuf People are desperate for change, they just don't know what the problem is yet. Possibly because the change would negatively affect the people who control their access to information.

    georgetakei, to random

    So let me get this straight. January 6 was a bunch of peaceful tourists, who never did anything illegal, except that they were also mostly FBI and Antifa plants who broke in and violently attacked the cops and tried to stop the Congressional count which would put their favored candidate in office. Got it.

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    @georgetakei The enemy is powerful and insidous, like snakes, so it's a threat, but the enemy is weak and stupid, like rats, so it is worthless. I think the contradiction may be useful in weeding out the critical thinkers from your ranks so that they're easier to manage. It's also a weekness, because they have no pool of smart, creative believers to pick from.

    pies, to random
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    I'm not qualified and space travel seems like a lot of work, but having said that, it would be very cool to be the first spherical physicist in vacuum.

    ramsey, to random
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    I’ve been unsuccessful in getting ChatGPT to draw a picture of a Elon Musk. It violates their content policy. I understand that. I tried to get it to draw someone who wears the same clothes and has the same hair cut, and it still refused, so finally, I ended with this:

    1/2

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    @ramsey Instead of "white" use "wealthy".

    georgetakei, to random

    It'ssssss so weird. https://www.comicsands.com/desantis-licks-tongue-during-interview-2666188149.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

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    @georgetakei My 7 year old does this. She thinks it looks adorable, like a puppy dog. She's not wrong in her case.

    SwiftOnSecurity, to random

    Here’s how I 10x my sleep:

    • Nootropic mix of Valerian Root, Tart Cherry, Magnesium, and supercritical-extracted Coriander, taken with chamomile tea and overnight vitamins and 1liter of water
    • Latch-lock all external doors with a secondary reinforcement
    • Go upstairs and set alarm system to Away to activate interior motion sensors in addition to all windows and doors
    • Set AC to 68
    • In upstairs sleep room, check all blackout curtains and replace pillowcase
    • Lock interior door and set latch-lock reinforcement (with 3” stud anchor screws in latch and hinges)
    • Put in foam earplugs
    • Activate Amazon Alexa routine to turn on bedroom lights and play repeated sounds if any of my inward-facing exterior cameras gets a motion alarm
    • Set HEPA filter and ceiling fan to high
    • Start CPAP machine I got on Craigslist so I can breathe completely under covers
    • Get under oversized weighted blanket
    • Get 3hours of sleep because it’s 4AM and wake up a few hours later and feel like shit all day
    pies,
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    @SwiftOnSecurity I listen to cosmology and futurism channels to fall asleep and also to feel like I know a lot about cosmology and futurism despite knowing little to none.

    lcamtuf, to random

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    @lcamtuf Or be born with the wrong spoon in our mouths, holding it incorrectly.

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    @Aknorals @lcamtuf What's so bad about that? Getting used to the hottest part of day being an hour earlier in winter orosomething like that?

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    @Aknorals @lcamtuf Presumably any state can also choose the timezone it's in. Which isn't to say that I care which way this goes, as long as we get rid of summer time and winter time, really.

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    Today's threads (a thread)

    Inside: Zuck's gravity-defying metaverse money-pit; and more!

    Archived at: https://pluralistic.net/2023/10/30/markets-remaining-irrational/

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    pies,
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    @pluralistic Any chance you can at some point write an article about what has improved? :) That would be a nice change of pace.

    blatanville, to random

    via @pluralistic on another platform

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    @blatanville @pluralistic No link to the original source for this image tsk tsk ;)

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    Elon Musk offered Wikipedia a billion dollars if it names itself after him.

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    I'm sorry if this is gross, but you know it's true....
    a good poop can be about as good as an orgasm

    pies,
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    @greegreehoist That's a very roundabout way to criticise your partner's bedroom achievements.

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    Two groups of men are looking for the perfect man: optimistic gays and incels.

    georgetakei, to random

    Trump’s lawyers failed in their attempts to force Judge Chutkan to recuse herself from the case. Trump likely assumes any judge who is black and female won’t look too kindly upon his behavior. But in this, he is mistaken: No one in their right mind, whatever their gender or race, ought to countenance what he has done. What Trump hates is that she represents the fair administration of justice. Against that, he stands little chance of skirting accountability.

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    @Singlestac @georgetakei Source for her stating that?

    greegreehoist, to random
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    Ok, I'll bite.
    What's a "friend?"

    pies,
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    @greegreehoist A pet you usually don't have to clean up after.

    pluralistic, to detroit
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    is headed to a in : “I want to do it, now make me do it.”

    https://doctorow.medium.com/joe-biden-is-headed-to-a-uaw-picket-line-in-detroit-f80bd0b372ab?sk=f3abdfd3f26d2f615ad9d2f1839bcc07

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    @pluralistic Paywalled article, seriously?

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    Update from iOS 16 to 17 seems pretty meh if you're not surrou by people using iPhones. Very self-centred update.

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    The accuracy of horoscopes is much improved since JWST data became available.

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    Whether Biden or Trump wins the next US election, they will be the oldest US president ever.

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    @ReallyBlue2 Well, I'd rather have someone my age behind the wheel generally speaking, but I'm merely pointing out that Donald's only 3 years behind Joe.

    markstory, to random

    Wow CakePHP 5.0.0 is the 400th release for the project. Could not have lined that up better if I tried. https://github.com/cakephp/cakephp

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    @markstory Congratulations :)

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    ADHD means being born with a LIFO stack brain instead of a FIFO stack brain.

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    In the event of nuclear war, here’s my plan: Get vaporized immediately

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    @donni I can't cope when the store I go to doesn't have the right flavor of my favourite candy bar.

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