tjdraper,
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Any company right now: You want some AI?

Me: Not particularly, thanks

Company: Got it, here's a big huge heaping helping of AI

Me: No thank you please

Company: Make job go fast, do vroom vroom on your career:

Me: I don't really…

Company: We put AI IN YOUR FREAKING MOUSE DRIVERS CAN YOU BELIEVE IT

Me: Kinda but not really

Company: Here's AI tools for your software engineering

Me: These are really obtrusive and in my w…

COMPANY: YOU WILL LOVE OUR AI

Me: …

gabrielesvelto,
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bmitch,
researchbuzz,
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@tjdraper @neurovagrant honestly. LinkedIn has a prompt now: "Start a post, try writing with AI." why the HELL would I want to do that?

pies,
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@researchbuzz @tjdraper @neurovagrant To fool the hiring AI your future employer will use into thinking that you're active in your community.

http_error_418,
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@researchbuzz @tjdraper @neurovagrant let's be fair, most of the posts on LinkedIn already read like they were AI generated, with all that hustle culture bullshit

veronica,
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@tjdraper I still have no idea what to use all this so-called "AI" for. I'm happy to use new things if they are useful. This mostly isn't.

Of course, Machine Learning has been around for quite a while and has a lot of use cases. I have used it successfully to enhance video. But the stuff they're pushing out now is 99% utterly useless and only exists to inflate stock prices because we're in a bubble.

f4grx,
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@veronica @tjdraper I cant wait for the AI bubble to burst. Popcorn everywhere.

veronica,
@veronica@mastodon.online avatar

@f4grx Same. I want to go back to making useful things with Machine Learning.

jeremy_list,
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@veronica @tjdraper I struggle to imagine a world where someone could invent a universal function approximator without a lot of people finding it very useful. The mind-boggling part is where someone thought "The next word that a sycophantic redittor would most likely type" might be a useful function to approximate.

veronica,
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@jeremy_list @tjdraper I said I have no idea what to use it for. So I never have.

vincentbiret,
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@tjdraper Logitech pushing AI features you have no way to opt out from through the software that helps you set mouse sensitivity got me really pissed last week...

pies,
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@tjdraper AI in most cases just means "better auto complete" and I think it's pretty useful as that. I use GitHub Copilot and it saves me some boring typing of lists etc.

Gustodon,
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@tjdraper Love is a strong word...

tek_dmn, (edited )
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@tjdraper

  1. Invent thing
  2. Realize thing may be helpful (read: profitable).
  3. Pitch thing as Next Big Thing™
  4. Advertise your ventures with the Next Big Thing to consumers
  5. Be told about the massive payoff for Next Big Thing from your CEO buddy who totally didn't hear it from his CEO buddy too shareholders.
  6. Realize consumers don't want the Next Big Thing
  7. Shove it down their throats anyways
  8. "See? This thing is the Next Big Thing! It's everywhere! Everyone uses it at some point"
  9. Profit???
  10. Goto 1
f4grx,
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@tjdraper even @nextcloud could not help themselves. I wish there was a nextcloud app to hide all this shit, even if it's disabled.

guenther,

@f4grx @tjdraper

The thing is, there's an effect where nontechnical people will start believing the ads after a time. So when @nextcloud has to compete with Microsoft/Google/etc for contracts from big companies/governments, at some point some idiot in a meeting will say "yeah but Google Docs 365 has the AI thing, we should take that one because it's super awesome", and then nextcloud needs something to point at so they can say "yeah no problem dude, we got that too" and not loose the contract.

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