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kf

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chaotic queer.

:nonbinary_heart: :heart_transgender: :heart_rainbow:

former systems engineer and SRE. current databae for pay. trying to pull my shit together.

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kf, to random
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behold!

the desk of a person whose puppy keeps eating cables

genuinely debating just buying some poster board and taping it to the whole underside of my desk tbqh

est, to random
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hi

kf,
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@est omg hi

kf,
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@est well I recently topped from the bottom, not sure if you heard

kf,
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@est https://youtu.be/Aa4EHiIKGZM?si=gNMCrdYMxiiv5dOU

kf, to random
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one of the weird things about walking and taking public transit for the past two years is that I now HATE cars

HATE them

not just having them, but being in one. you want me to get in a car? to go to a place? instead of a bus/streetcar/train? what if I just didn't

kf, to random
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historically, when my therapist has asked what I did last week, I've said "oh, nothing really. just hung out at home with my dog" or whatever

but yesterday, I told him about how a friend called me out on this--saying I'm always seemingly busy doing stuff, just always downplaying it for some reason

he then asked me to go through a day in my life

and he was like "kf, I was imagining you literally sitting at home, staring at a blank wall all these months, this changes everything"

😂😭

kf,
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I won't claim to be the world's most social person but it is a true statement that I leave my home for many hours each day and do in fact interact with people of all kinds

kf, to random
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😂😂😂😂😂🔥
https://awscommunity.social/@awswhatsnew/112435177318758402

kf,
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@douglascodes big brain pricing and packaging

kf, to random
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"no cell phones, no fax machines, not another living soul for miles. we'll be unavailable. inaccessible."

"incommunicado."

"minnesota, sir."

😂🫠

kf, to random
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first there was an eclipse, now there's an aurora

starting to think these "once in a lifetime" events happen more frequently than that

skinnylatte, to random
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At a large LA park:

  • kids! Playing softball
  • grandpas and grandmas! Walking around, talking to friends, playing Chinese opera loudly
  • people of many diverse backgrounds and ages

Just some simple things I miss about real cities. San Francisco feels like a very weird, hollowed out city on many fronts. I think if I see a bunch of kids at once in SF I’ll be like ‘wow’. Outside of certain SF neighborhoods (Chinatown, Mission, TL), the city just feels very homogenous and bland to me :/

kf,
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@skinnylatte I left the bay because of all the tech people, so this feels relatable to me 🫠

kf, to random
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I don’t know what on earth is going on at full spectrum therapy these days, but if you’re also LGBTQ and live in portland consider not going there because it is a MESS

https://www.wweek.com/news/2024/05/08/a-disgraced-philadelphia-activist-landed-a-job-at-a-portland-therapy-clinic-the-therapists-quit/

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A sad open source plea: “I am dying and unable to continue work on any projects here. I am seeking folks to take them over.”
https://github.com/alt-text-org/in-need-of-adoption

kf,
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@acdha oh wow. this is a person I know a bit in my city who I didn't even realize was sick. 😢

will have to reach out, thank you to you and @lzg for reposting.

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one of the things I love about oregon is voting

so chill

got a ballot in the mail, googled the candidates while watching stargate, dropped the ballot in my building's mail box

everyone should get to enjoy this privilege

kf, to random
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today my therapist ran out of things to ask about

“you seem genuinely good and happy?”

I am, thanks bob ✌️

kf,
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@Rachell we had 25 minutes left in the session and my man was struggling to fill it 😂

kf, to random
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someone once described my gender as “whatever makes cis men the most uncomfortable” and that’s really feeling true for me this week 😂🙈

kf, to random
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as a recovering alcoholic I don’t understand nonalcoholic beer

who are these people drinking beer for the taste???

(this is a heck subtweet)

(the owners are great but I still don’t understand the appeal)

(their nonalcoholic cocktail pop-up was great, though!!)

kf,
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@thisismissem “but don’t wanna look like I’m just drinking cola or something”

fair, I order shirley temples when I’m at bars now 😂😂😂

literal child energy

kf,
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@thisismissem oh, it’s not something you find per se! I just ask them to make me one

it’s not premade or anything

is that less of an option in Berlin?

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this week really feels like the monkey’s paw is curling tbqh

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never been in the running for anarchist of the month

kf,
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@lzg initially misread this as "antichrist of the month"

kf, to random
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I can't deal with emma roberts's AD interview

her house is so boring somehow even though she visibly spent so much money on it? 😭

https://youtu.be/XxPPdlo72ho?si=c3PQ7OG7G0tMkj9p

kf, to random
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riley prefers michelle branch 😤

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