kf

kf, 10 days ago to random

post-surgery selfie from the vet 👹

kf, 11 days ago to random

you can tell my dog is cute because he tripped me with his leash in the park

I fell to the ground, knee bleeding like crazy

and even with all the blood, on the walk back to my apartment, people kept stopping us like “omg can I PET HIM???”

😭😭😭😭😭

kf, 17 days ago to random

if you've known me a while, you know I watch a lot of professional cleaning videos on social, because I didn't grow up in a great household so learned to clean as an adult

and omg midwest magic cleaning released a video on the basics of cleaning for young people 😭💞

https://youtu.be/hE_6O96wVmw?si=pI0YPnsoio72d7Uo

kf, 23 days ago to random

behold!

the desk of a person whose puppy keeps eating cables

genuinely debating just buying some poster board and taping it to the whole underside of my desk tbqh

kf, 24 days ago to random

one of the weird things about walking and taking public transit for the past two years is that I now HATE cars

HATE them

not just having them, but being in one. you want me to get in a car? to go to a place? instead of a bus/streetcar/train? what if I just didn't

kf, 24 days ago to random

historically, when my therapist has asked what I did last week, I've said "oh, nothing really. just hung out at home with my dog" or whatever

but yesterday, I told him about how a friend called me out on this--saying I'm always seemingly busy doing stuff, just always downplaying it for some reason

he then asked me to go through a day in my life

and he was like "kf, I was imagining you literally sitting at home, staring at a blank wall all these months, this changes everything"

😂😭

kf, 28 days ago to random

😂😂😂😂😂🔥
https://awscommunity.social/@awswhatsnew/112435177318758402

kf, 30 days ago to random

"no cell phones, no fax machines, not another living soul for miles. we'll be unavailable. inaccessible."

"incommunicado."

"minnesota, sir."

😂🫠 #sg1

kf, 30 days ago to random

first there was an eclipse, now there's an aurora

starting to think these "once in a lifetime" events happen more frequently than that

kf, 1 month ago to random

I don’t know what on earth is going on at full spectrum therapy these days, but if you’re also LGBTQ and live in portland consider not going there because it is a MESS

https://www.wweek.com/news/2024/05/08/a-disgraced-philadelphia-activist-landed-a-job-at-a-portland-therapy-clinic-the-therapists-quit/

kf, 1 month ago to random

one of the things I love about oregon is voting

so chill

got a ballot in the mail, googled the candidates while watching stargate, dropped the ballot in my building's mail box

everyone should get to enjoy this privilege

kf, 1 month ago to random

today my therapist ran out of things to ask about

“you seem genuinely good and happy?”

I am, thanks bob ✌️

kf, 1 month ago to random

someone once described my gender as “whatever makes cis men the most uncomfortable” and that’s really feeling true for me this week 😂🙈

kf, 1 month ago to random

as a recovering alcoholic I don’t understand nonalcoholic beer

who are these people drinking beer for the taste???

(this is a heck subtweet)

(the owners are great but I still don’t understand the appeal)

(their nonalcoholic cocktail pop-up was great, though!!)

kf, 1 month ago to random

this week really feels like the monkey’s paw is curling tbqh

kf, 1 month ago to random

I can't deal with emma roberts's AD interview

her house is so boring somehow even though she visibly spent so much money on it? 😭

https://youtu.be/XxPPdlo72ho?si=c3PQ7OG7G0tMkj9p

kf, 1 month ago to random

riley prefers michelle branch 😤

video/mp4

kf, 1 month ago to random

filed a maintenance ticket this evening because, for some reason, the hallway outside of my door is functioning as a wind tunnel

so my entire apartment has sounded like a dyson hair dryer, for hours

just the absolute weirdest maintenance ticket

I included a video because it was such a bizarre complaint, I didn't know that maintenance would believe me

kf, 1 month ago to random

listening to evanescence for the first time in probably 10 years

and they really were a good band tbh

kf, 1 month ago to random

have finally started hanging art on my walls

but I haven’t found anything to put here yet

ideas welcome!

kf, 2 months ago to random

organizing an event for the company offsite in quebec even though I’m not attending and do not speak French, AMA 😂

kf, 2 months ago to random

if I lived the bay area and needed roommates I would consider living with dev, which is high praise because as you all know I hate people 😂

find him an apartment somewhere dope in SF, Berkeley, or Oakland!

(or snatch him up as a tenant if you’re a 👹 landlord 👹)
https://discuss.systems/@dev/112244280295879172

kf, 2 months ago to random

thought I’d be safe because my couch has metal legs

HOWEVER my puppy is now eating the cushions 😭

probably going to have to buy a new couch when he stops teething tbh

kf, 2 months ago to random

remember when everyone used sublime text?

those were the days

kf, 2 months ago to random

got one of those vertical “spine” bookcases and assembled it yesterday

INSTANTLY my puppy riley is like “books? to eat?? FOR ME???”