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kf

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chaotic queer.

:nonbinary_heart: :heart_transgender: :heart_rainbow:

former systems engineer and SRE. current databae for pay. trying to pull my shit together.

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watching "new amsterdam" because netflix keeps recommending it to me

what am I signing up for

kf, to random
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on one hand: I think I want to play the new zelda game when it comes out later this week

on the other hand: I lost my switch in my last move and I don't want to buy a whole new one ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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now that itโ€™s spring/summer, I have been leaving my apartment to sit on a patio for every meal

which is both an enjoyable and expensive habit ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜Žโœจ

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currently trying to reconstruct a social life after years of the pandemic and illness ruining my life and ๐Ÿ˜“ it is difficult

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finally thought of a side project!

but it involves a frontend

and I am not a frontend developer

watch as I write some janky af code ๐Ÿ˜‚

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today my trainer was like โ€œtime to do reverse lunges!โ€ and I have never shut someone down so quickly in my life

LUNGES? IN THIS ECONOMY???

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you can tell I'm on a full dose of T because I just ordered irish spring 5-in-1 off amazon

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dog, while I am upstairs getting ready for bed: SCREAMING, CRYING BLOODY MURDER

dog, the moment he goes into his crate next to my bed: ๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ค

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TIL https://sadservers.com

tl;dr they give you a broken server and have you figure out how to fix it

like a CTF, but for devops instead of security!

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deep into eddy burback youtube videos

and why did it take me so long to find this channel

https://www.youtube.com/c/EddyBurback

amazing videos:

  • visiting every rainforest cafe
  • visiting every margaritaville
  • seeing U2 at the las vegas sphere
  • reviewing sex education videos from the 1980s
  • watching "morbius" in-theater every day for a week
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taking the streetcar downtown, and if I make it in time, Iโ€™m going to see the barbie movie

if not, Iโ€™m going to get froyo

either way a win-win

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every time I get a mychart message from my PCP, it's at some wild hour

10:30pm on a tuesday

now 9:45pm on a sunday

when does he rest, I could never

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Iโ€™m on PTO for the next two weeks!

does anyone have recommendations for shows to watch and/or video games to play on my PS5?

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been working at a web design-focused company for several years now

but I do infra and data there, so not much to do with the product

Iโ€™ve been thinking of learning more design skills, but what should I even build websites for?

give me ideas, please and thank you ๐Ÿ˜‚

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watching cable organization vids (because of course I am)

I am so confused at how this giant plastic "cable snake" is better than just having a cable or two hanging down

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one of the disappointing things about being single and living alone is that there are so many things you don't get to have, because they only work at certain scales

like right now, I really want yellow box cake

but it's just me, I just want a slice

so what would I do with the rest of the cake??

instead no cake for me

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spending this saturday consolidating and trying to renegotiate all of my subscriptions and bills

which is probably the most grown-up way I have ever spent a saturday, but here we are nonetheless

kf, to random
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gradually becoming the kind of person who wears dad hats this summer and Iโ€™m undecided how I feel about it

kf, to random
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fully bought into the ghost protein powder branding and I'm not even sorry about it tbh

channeling pure bro

also whoever thought of making chips ahoy-flavored protein powder is a true willy wonka tbh

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I have a cleaner do my apartment every month, and the one today was amazing

organized my protein powders above the kitchen cabinets instead of on my counters, since she knows I'm tall so that's where it's convenient

cleaned and organized under the bathroom sink???

managed to reorganize my bedside table so all of my meds and my little refrigerator don't clutter up the floor

truly 11/10 stars

I love my normal cleaner because they're a salty queer like me but what a nice surprise ๐Ÿ˜‚

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reddit absolutely knew what they were doing sending me this clickbait in my email newsletter

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you can tell I've been living in the pearl for the past year because I'm debating buying a pair of on running shoes

iykyk

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every time I see something like this it's like nails on a chalkboard to me

https://youtu.be/J1oEWiUsKgU

I have worked remotely for about 10 years now and if you asked what my biggest frustrations in remote communication were, "people can't see me in 3D" would not make my top 20

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I wish I'd never seen this garment on tiktok https://cleverhood.com/products/snow-cape

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for the uninitiated: I started taking GLP-1 agonists last year, and it has been a trip

originally was on mounjaro, but insurance didnโ€™t cover it, so I switched to wegovy

even though wegovy is working, and even though I donโ€™t have wild side effects now, the side effects were not fun the first few weeks

so even though itโ€™s been months, I am so emotionally traumatized that I still put off giving myself the shot until the last possible moment ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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