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kf

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chaotic queer.

:nonbinary_heart: :heart_transgender: :heart_rainbow:

former systems engineer and SRE. current databae for pay. trying to pull my shit together.

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kf, to random
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my puppy’s evening routine never stops being fucking adorable

kf, to random
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currently whisking pistachio protein pudding which is how you know I'm back on my bullshit

kf, to random
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ordered one of these ridiculous benches and I am uncharacteristically optimistic about it

I want a cute rainbow bench to match my rainbow neon sign

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a few weeks ago, I told a bicycle mechanic that I had bailed on some hill on klickitat because I didn't think I could make it up

"caulk the wagon and float it" was the phrase I used 😂

"this bike could get you up any hill, kf" he said

meanwhile on reddit

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I know I have already sung the praises of north st. bags for their backpack panniers

HOWEVER

I have also now acquired two of their hip packs (the pioneer 8 and 12) and they are both equally as great

the 12 in particular is big enough to hold a tablet but small enough you can still wear it as a hip pack vs. just a sling while biking

and it has so much organization!

and it converts to a handlebar bag!

and it comes in size-inclusive belt lengths!

https://northstbags.com/collections/hip-packs/products/pioneer-12-hip-pack-with-belt

kf,
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I never thought I'd be the kind of person to wear a hip pack but here I am in 2024

a fuckin' nerd

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I really like the Oura ring as a sleep tracker, and I've been trying wearing it daytime lately just to satisfy some curiosity, but it has one downside:

You'll damage it if you try to do a pull-up without removing it first.

Maybe I'll get a Fitbit or something in the future. I used to have an Apple watch, but honestly the smaller width would annoy me much less

kf,
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@recursive this is why I have a whoop instead of an oura ring tbh

impossible to lift weights with oura

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started wearing machine-washable shoes recently and strangers keep commenting on how clean they are 😂

“how do you keep them so white when you have a puppy?!”

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went to a CrossFit class and tapped out 2.5/4 rounds of a heavily-scaled version of the WOD, AMA

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I will say that I could not have physically gotten to this gym a year ago, much less done anything upon arrival, so three cheers for that

I am also now taking the streetcar home instead of requiring a Lyft to shuttle me around the city 😭🫠

kf,
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P.S. TIL I can jog again

Look At Us Paul Rudd GIF

kf,
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also! TIL the recovery gym does memberships for people not in recovery to help subsidize the free memberships for those who are

if you want to join me for class sometime, hmu!

https://www.therecoverygym.org/

they are in SE portland at the end of the morrison bridge

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I appreciate that when I went to a trainer for the first time, people were like “good for you!”

and now that I’ve scheduled a first appointment with a trainer at a CrossFit gym, people are like “kf don’t get too carried away!!!”

😂😭🫠

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the few people I’ve told have all responded badly so now I’m like “what am I getting myself into???”

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…all that said I did get the cute CrossFit shoes because I needed some for my bike anyway ✌️

kf,
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@ramiro which shoes do you have? mine are the impact but I'm interested in hearing your experience with other models!

kf, to random
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help I can’t get up

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today in biking: made it the six miles to my bike maintenance tutoring! 🎉

…then, not even a mile on the way back, the chainring broke????

anyway now I’m at the trek store in Hollywood like 🥵

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I will confess that, of all the things that could have broken, this was not even in my top 5

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UPDATE: whatever broke they didn’t fix it because the chain broke again

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    kf,
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    @lzg Riley says hi

    kf, to random
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    tripled my daily average step count in the past year ☺️

    kf,
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    also my walking heart rate average has gone down 20bpm!!

    love to see it

    kf, to random
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    TIL millie bobby brown is engaged to the son of jon bon jovi

    which is so specific

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    I went to the local kitchen supply store to pick up my snooty chemex filters, and I was looking at snooty gooseneck kettles. My kettle seems like it's failing so I might Go Wild and get a fancier one this time.

    They only had a white one, which I don't want, but I liked this one model.

    https://fellowproducts.com/products/stagg-ekg-electric-pour-over-kettle?variant=18635551080563

    kf,
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    @onelson I got the one you pictured: matte white with maple!

    I do really love it, because (1) it works well and (2) I no longer wish I could put it away, because it matches really well with the rest of my kitchen!

    main downside is I have to oil the wood occasionally, but that’s not a big deal to me

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