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kf

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chaotic queer.

:nonbinary_heart: :heart_transgender: :heart_rainbow:

former systems engineer and SRE. current databae for pay. trying to pull my shit together.

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one of the things I love about oregon is voting

so chill

got a ballot in the mail, googled the candidates while watching stargate, dropped the ballot in my building's mail box

everyone should get to enjoy this privilege

kf, to random
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today my therapist ran out of things to ask about

“you seem genuinely good and happy?”

I am, thanks bob ✌️

kf,
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@Rachell we had 25 minutes left in the session and my man was struggling to fill it 😂

kf, to random
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someone once described my gender as “whatever makes cis men the most uncomfortable” and that’s really feeling true for me this week 😂🙈

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as a recovering alcoholic I don’t understand nonalcoholic beer

who are these people drinking beer for the taste???

(this is a heck subtweet)

(the owners are great but I still don’t understand the appeal)

(their nonalcoholic cocktail pop-up was great, though!!)

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@thisismissem “but don’t wanna look like I’m just drinking cola or something”

fair, I order shirley temples when I’m at bars now 😂😂😂

literal child energy

kf,
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@thisismissem oh, it’s not something you find per se! I just ask them to make me one

it’s not premade or anything

is that less of an option in Berlin?

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this week really feels like the monkey’s paw is curling tbqh

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    kf,
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    @lzg initially misread this as "antichrist of the month"

    kf, to random
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    I can't deal with emma roberts's AD interview

    her house is so boring somehow even though she visibly spent so much money on it? 😭

    https://youtu.be/XxPPdlo72ho?si=c3PQ7OG7G0tMkj9p

    kf, to random
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    riley prefers michelle branch 😤

    video/mp4

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    @kf somehow I wanted to tell you about the movie, “clockwatchers” (Parker Posey, Toni Collette), but think I failed to mention it. Hidden gem

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    @armurray 😂

    what specifically made you think of me?

    kf,
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    @armurray "you have a somewhat chaotic stance with work (not dissimilar to Posey’s character)"

    suddenly I need to watch this movie 👀

    kf, to random
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    filed a maintenance ticket this evening because, for some reason, the hallway outside of my door is functioning as a wind tunnel

    so my entire apartment has sounded like a dyson hair dryer, for hours

    just the absolute weirdest maintenance ticket

    I included a video because it was such a bizarre complaint, I didn't know that maintenance would believe me

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    I am slowly losing my mind

    video/mp4

    kf,
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    @onelson maintenance in my building is actually pretty good, so I do believe they'll investigate!

    I won't pretend to know what's causing it, though

    kf, to random
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    listening to evanescence for the first time in probably 10 years

    and they really were a good band tbh

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    @lzg not me casually scrolling through your feed trying to figure out what you're subtooting 😂

    kf, to random
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    have finally started hanging art on my walls

    but I haven’t found anything to put here yet

    ideas welcome!

    kf,
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    @kboyd “wall of herbs” 👀

    kf, to random
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    organizing an event for the company offsite in quebec even though I’m not attending and do not speak French, AMA 😂

    kf, to random
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    if I lived the bay area and needed roommates I would consider living with dev, which is high praise because as you all know I hate people 😂

    find him an apartment somewhere dope in SF, Berkeley, or Oakland!

    (or snatch him up as a tenant if you’re a 👹 landlord 👹)
    https://discuss.systems/@dev/112244280295879172

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    thought I’d be safe because my couch has metal legs

    HOWEVER my puppy is now eating the cushions 😭

    probably going to have to buy a new couch when he stops teething tbh

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    remember when everyone used sublime text?

    those were the days

    kf, to random
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    got one of those vertical “spine” bookcases and assembled it yesterday

    INSTANTLY my puppy riley is like “books? to eat?? FOR ME???”

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    also I can’t get over him choosing to nibble on this book in particular 😂😂😂

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