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gnate

@gnate@ohai.social

"All the world's a stage," and therefore fair game for snarky comments.
Musician, craftsperson, who rejects the idea that some people's lives are more valuable than others (religion, gender, heritage, appearance, etc.)
Also, I doubt the government's ability to address unjust treatment of such differences without Electoral Reform.
I understand just enough about tech that I don't let the way it actually works get in the way of my jokes.
#NeuroDivergent

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davidho, to random
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The kind of people who would modify their car’s exhaust to be louder also scored high on the “psychopathy and sadism” scale.

https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a60983144/study-loud-exhaust-psychotic/

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@LinuxAndYarn
I can only imagine the crisis of conscience that would bring that about!
@davidho

flexghost, to random
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Alex Jones owes Sandy Hook victim's families $1.5 Billion

He hasn't paid the families that he terrorized a dime

This, while he spends roughly $100,000 per month on "personal expenses"

So relatives of victims of the Sandy Hook shooting are asking a bankruptcy judge to liquidate Alex Jones' media company—including Infowars—in order to make him pay up

Thoughts and prayers.

gnate,
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@flexghost I hate the man, but I love to see his "found out" face.

Alice, (edited ) to random
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    @GayDeceiver @Alice

    I thought the final Seinfeld episode was a fitting end to years of lying, cheating, and stealing by each of the characters. They were right to get called out for it.

    (Although perhaps it was intended to portray them as 'victims'...)

    dgar, to random
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    I read a book called swimming pool.

    It gets quite deep at the end.

    gnate,
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    @dgar Felt rather shallow to me, but I didn't get too far into it.

    patrickworld, to random
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    🎶 ‘We’ll all die in a YOLO submarine/a YOLO submarine/a YOLO submarine’ 🎶 https://nypost.com/2024/05/27/us-news/ohio-billionaire-plans-to-take-20m-sub-to-titanic-site-to-prove-industrys-safer-after-oceangate-implosion/

    gnate,
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    @patrickworld YOLAP: You Only Live at Atmospheric Pressure

    maxleibman, to random
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    AI didn’t ruin Google. Cynical content farmers ruined Google. SEO ruined Google. GOOGLE ruined Google.

    gnate,
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    @maxleibman AI is the crappy can opener we're forced to use to open the canned food the contents of which have gone off.

    *('AI'=3 LLMs in a trenchcoat)

    bourgwick, to bookstodon
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    restarted a book i thought i maybe didn't like, but turns out i was just in an airport experiencing interminable delays when i tried before. @bookstodon

    gnate,
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    @bourgwick
    I might try the same with Slaughterhouse Five someday. I was miserably hot in an apartment with no AC. Made that book particularly hard to enjoy. But I stand by my opinion of White Noise! @bookstodon

    NormanDunbar, to random
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    Right, the dog needs playing with! Time to get his balls out!

    #NoInnuendoImplied

    gnate,
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    @NormanDunbar
    WHO LET THE BALLS OUT
    🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶 🐶

    gnate, to random
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    May contain: traces of multitudes

    mentallyalex, to random
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    Whoever agreed to transition Pink Floyd's Hey You into Blondies Heart of Glass is a bad person or an AI and should be stopped.

    :blobcatdj:

    gnate,
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    @mentallyalex
    Right, obviously it should have been Set The Controls For The Heart Of Glass.

    Binder, to random
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    When you need to leave the ttrpg session, invoke the Generic Universal Role-Playing Safeword.

    gnate,
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    @Binder
    "Alexa, boss key"

    Cowthulu, to random
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    @dgar These figures all have different names. Turns out there’s a whole gnomenclature.

    gnate,
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    @dgar
    @mytwobits01
    This gives me an idea for a gnomon clay chair, although I'm not sure how comfortable it would be.
    @Cowthulu

    dgar, to random
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    4K 27” iMac Pro with M4 Ultra.

    That’s the definition of wishful thinking…

    gnate,
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    @dgar
    So you're saying my dreams of a 4k 27" Macbook are out of reach?

    Binder, to random
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    @Binder
    I'm Nationwide

    18+ Binder, to random
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    @Binder
    Can I get that phrase on a T-shirt?

    Gogs, to random
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    New set of edgy, adult-oriented Middle Earth films announced, beginning with Paul Verhoeven’s Hobbiton Nights

    gnate,
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    @NickGates
    Which of these will be released soonest?
    @Gogs

    clive, to random
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    As I behold "Crush!", the new Apple ad for their Ipad Pro ...

    ... I fluctuate, with heisenbergian indeterminacy, between "they are clearly trolling us" and "they are totally earnest and have no idea how completely sociopathic they appear"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntjkwIXWtrc

    gnate,
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    @clive Maybe Apple is following Google's "lead" by having teams compete against each other within the same department, except PR for Apple rather than apps.

    q.v. "Finding Your Tribe" ad

    Alice, to random
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    Disclaimer for anyone who follows my photography account on Pixelfed:

    I KNOW about the Golden Ratio with regard to photography, I just don’t CARE about the Golden Ratio with regard to photography.

    It's probably an autistic thing, but I find squares and grids to be much more comforting so I’m going to do whatever makes me happy, even if it means breaking the dumb rule of thirds.

    If you're okay with that, this is my Pixelfed account: @Alice

    gnate,
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    @ItsThatDeafGuy
    Right, if you're inclined to do the Double Dutch Tilt, don't let anyone stop you!
    @Alice @Alice

    StillIRise1963, to random
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    R.F.K. Jr. Says Doctors Found a Dead Worm in His Brain

    Hmmmm.🤔

    Gift Article
    https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/08/us/rfk-jr-brain-health-memory-loss.html?unlocked_article_code=1.qU0.ePrS.vkY8gTh-Vdvs&smid=url-share

    gnate,
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    @benroyce
    That explains his latest speech excerpt, "SUGAR. IN WATER."
    @qotca @StillIRise1963

    johnmastodon, to random
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    Willing to organize a cage fight between Musk and Zuck against John Mastodon for charity. Both refused saying it not a fair fight, so I told them to bring Bill Gates to help them if fairness was a problem.

    gnate,
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    @tuban_muzuru
    In a world with Kissinger, we've all lost.
    @johnmastodon

    gnate, to random
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    Trying to decide if I need a full RAID system for redundancy, or if I can just get by with the storage capacity of Just a Bunch Of Lava Lamps.

    I hear it's quite secure, so I'm not worried about that.

    Alice, to random
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    There's this thing called Williams syndrome where people who have it tend to be very happy and outgoing and friendly, but it comes at a detriment because they can be TOO friendly and trusting and potentially end up in dangerous situations as a result.

    I share a lot of the emotional and psychological traits, but I know I don’t have it because there are associated physical traits and I don’t have any of those.

    Either way, there is definitely something going on with me where I am completely oblivious to any sort of threat or danger and, whenever my husband is concerned about a situation, he calls me "William" and I snap out of it.

    He's not making fun of me or people with Williams syndrome and it's just kind of a code to alert me to potentially scary situations and I’m so grateful to have him around because I'd probably be dead or trapped in someone's basement if it weren't for him.

    Williams syndrome for anyone interested: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Williams_syndrome

    gnate,
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    @the_etrain
    This one airs after the watershed.
    @adhdeanasl

    gnate,
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    @the_etrain
    Followed by My Little Ponies: Vice Squad is Magic
    @adhdeanasl

    tantramar, (edited ) to animals
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    The cat, at the back door, demanding to be let inside first thing in the morning.

    I don’t have a cat. #caturday #earlyCaturday #CatsOfMastodon #ToeBeans #BeanShow #NotMyCat

    gnate,
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    @tantramar
    Maybe you're just the last to know.

    gnate,
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    @tantramar
    Two is a good start!

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