opensoul, to random Italian
@opensoul@mastodon.uno avatar

Era solo questione di tempo... 🤮 😭 😱

#elmo #trump #casabianca #ridicolo

d3ogmerek, to mastodon
@d3ogmerek@mastodon.social avatar

I made my final decision to completely drop using Twitter today and moving my activities to . It's not easy for me though; I've joined back in 2008 and it was my ONLY for many years - till take over and ruining it. Unfortunate.

Saltybananie, to tesla

Our neighbor--a dude that my wife and I refer to as "the Schlemazel"--just bought one of these despite not really being in a financial position to do so.

A list of the most hilarious, disturbing, and catastrophic Cybertruck disasters.
https://slate.com/technology/2024/03/tesla-cybertruck-elon-musk-accident.html

#tesla
#cybertruck
#TeslaCyberTruck
#elon
#elmo
#elonmusk

seav, to movies
@seav@en.osm.town avatar

I can’t believe I only saw this hilarious clip now. 🤣

https://youtu.be/EHK5fBm1YWk

#Dune #DunePartOne #Elmo #movies #films #cinemastodon

skinnylatte, to random
@skinnylatte@hachyderm.io avatar

I want to watch Dune 2 but I’m also afraid I’m going to keep expecting Elmo and giggle

https://youtu.be/EHK5fBm1YWk

#Dune #Elmo

ParanoidFactoid, to twitter

We who stand last at the mourne the loss of comic great The Liam Nissanᵀᴹ ....

Put down for all eternity by the great elmo in the server farm, , for one too many Cyber Wreck rust jokes.

Nature is a bitch for untreated by anti-rust Tesla Cyber Trucks.

Lazarou, to Curb
@Lazarou@mastodon.social avatar

David to Elmo "he knows what he did, he knows!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYXMkVWlJOw

#LarryDavid #Elmo

_ohcoco_, to random
@_ohcoco_@mastodon.social avatar

#Elmo responds to outpouring of #angst on social media >>>

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-68152501

HistoPol, to random
@HistoPol@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff
@flexghost
@noondlyt
Apparently, the #Biden Admistration taking legal actions against #ElonMusks businesses is starting to hurt.
Good.
Interestingly, #Elmo seems to have bought into a TV station in order to distribute his whining defensive propaganda: #FauxNews.
/s:It is interesting, however, that a leading #GQP #FCC official seems to have become his #PR spokesman:/s.
Hopefully, the current Admistration's agencies make a lot of headway in their investigation
https://youtu.be/wgfQaMoeeKc?si=s717lgp9IWP9JKW0

hanse_mina, to TeslaMotors

Who needs enemies when you have people like #Elon #Musk and #David #Sacks filling the information space.

#Ukraine #Russia #Elmo #X #Twitter

jlpiraux, to random French

"Selon la société d'analyse de données de marché SensorTower, le nombre d'utilisateurs mensuels de X est en baisse de 45% sur le début du quatrième trimestre par rapport à la même période de 2022."
#elmo #birdsite
https://www.lefigaro.fr/secteur/high-tech/elon-musk-s-en-prend-aux-annonceurs-qui-boycottent-x-ancien-twitter-20231130

ohiorob, to Israel

Let’s see if it takes. This is an excellent read.

#Elmo has to prove this trip wasn’t just an attempt to stop the hemorrhaging of advertising $ at Twitter.

https://www.jta.org/2023/11/27/israel/elon-musk-under-fire-for-antisemitism-on-x-visits-israel-and-tours-ravaged-kibbutz-with-benjamin-netanyahu

#Israel #gaza #hamas #antisemitism #musk

serge, to nyc
@serge@babka.social avatar

It's hard to overstate the importance that Sesame Street played in my life.

My parents had VHS tapes shipped internationally, and my parents got not only an American TV, but an American VCR, in France, in 1979 so I could watch it.

When I was a small child, Sesame Street was one of my favorite shows. I enjoyed the animation and complexity, not only the word lessons but life lessons too.

And it absolutely had an impact on how I saw the world, and probably why NYC feels more like home than anywhere else in the world to me.

I was too old for Sesame Street when Elmo became prominent, but I saw the cultural shift it created. I didn't like Elmo or the direction the show was taking.

I'm glad other people are talking about it, because Sesame Street plays such a huge rule in my childhood.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQrB2hLClnU

kierkegaank, to random
@kierkegaank@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

Speaking of #Elmo risking to lose many billions of dollars for #Saudi investors when he is shitposting #Xitter to death-by-advertiser-abandonment…

Did you know that Jamal #Khashoggi was the cousin of Dodi Fayed, who you might remember lost his life together with his girlfriend Diana in a car crash in Paris in the nineties?

blamellors, to Israel

Can anyone else say this and not be cancelled?
#elmo #Boers # Israel #jews #antisemitism

vitriolix, to random
@vitriolix@mastodon.social avatar

You have got to respect Elon for finding more ways to feed the dumpster fire

"Twitter adds video calling – and lets strangers ring you"

https://www.independent.co.uk/tech/twitter-video-call-phone-messages-b2436587.html

#x

kierkegaank, to random
@kierkegaank@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

I wonder how long #Elmo had sat there with his iphone and fumed over people on twitter freely saying shit like equality is rather preferable, apartheid was quite undesireable, and please police stop killing us, before he decided to take action to stomp out insane wokeness there one way or another

Nael, to art
@Nael@pachyder.me avatar
muiiio, to twitter
@muiiio@mst.muiiio.com avatar

I love it that EVERYONE writing about #X adds the disclaimer "previously known as #Twitter."

I am sure each of these irks #Elmo juuust a tiny bit... But it's all cumulative!

sichkovskyi, to mastodon
@sichkovskyi@social.noleron.com avatar

I haven't been in Twitter for awhile and I'm pushing a big fundraiser so figured it's a waste of resources to not push there, while I still have access to it.

But in this time I was away, owner of the platform has gone from "I pretend to support Ukraine" to full "I'm gonna spread russian propaganda openly and try to get you all killed by withdrawing support"

For the love of God, please try to get your friends to switch to whatever, even Threads will be better at this point.

#mastodon #twitter #Twexit #migrationtwitter #twitterrefugee #twitterrefugees #TwitterRefuge #bluesky #elmo #elonmusk

HistoPol, (edited ) to twitter
@HistoPol@mastodon.social avatar

(1/3)

Former head of #Twitter's Trust and Security, #YoelRoth, tells the story how #TFG and #Elmo ended his normal life:

"Backed by fans...#Trump publicly attacked me. Two years later, following his acquisition of Twitter and after I resigned my role as the company’s head of trust and safety, #ElonMusk added fuel to the fire. I’ve lived with armed guards outside my home and have had to upend my family, go into hiding for months and repeatedly move."

https://archive.is/fezfi#selection-467.0-471.202

*now "#X"

TryshHQ, to random

noodling alternate titles...
#Elmo

image/jpeg
image/jpeg
image/jpeg

TryshHQ, to FreeSpeech
benhaube, to twitter
@benhaube@twit.social avatar

So, #Elmo says he's going to remove the head, subhead, and url from all news articles posted to #Twitter, and just show the main image for the article. Another braindead change. Imo the sole reason for this is to make the spread of mis/disinformation easier.

Nonya_Bidniss, to random
@Nonya_Bidniss@mas.to avatar

#Elmo is going to demand a selfie and a copy of your ID and an Israeli company will be handling the data. I can't possibly stress enough how strenuously you must refuse to do this...if you still for some ungodly reason wanted to remain on Shitter but this means leaving, LEAVE. https://www.pcmag.com/news/verifying-your-identity-on-twitter-will-require-taking-a-selfie

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • JUstTest
  • everett
  • magazineikmin
  • mdbf
  • thenastyranch
  • khanakhh
  • rosin
  • Youngstown
  • ethstaker
  • slotface
  • modclub
  • kavyap
  • DreamBathrooms
  • Durango
  • provamag3
  • ngwrru68w68
  • InstantRegret
  • tacticalgear
  • GTA5RPClips
  • cubers
  • normalnudes
  • osvaldo12
  • tester
  • anitta
  • cisconetworking
  • megavids
  • Leos
  • lostlight
  • All magazines