Saltybananie

@Saltybananie@mastodon.social

I am a New York born Chicago boy Texan. I love street food of all types, old school Italian bakeries/pastry shops, backyard apizza making, pop culture, humor, writing, endurance sports, ukulele, huge dogs that drool, and my wife--although not necessarily in that order. I've been on Mastodon for quite a while, and welcome muchly all the new refugees.

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Saltybananie, to tesla

Our neighbor--a dude that my wife and I refer to as "the Schlemazel"--just bought one of these despite not really being in a financial position to do so.

A list of the most hilarious, disturbing, and catastrophic Cybertruck disasters.
https://slate.com/technology/2024/03/tesla-cybertruck-elon-musk-accident.html

#tesla
#cybertruck
#TeslaCyberTruck
#elon
#elmo
#elonmusk

Saltybananie, to superbowl

Wouldn't it be great if the KC Chiefs won the Superbowl and the NFL awarded the MVP trophy to Taylor Swift?

The MAGA world meltdown would be as delicious as a well-done steak with ketchup.

Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce and a MAGA Meltdown - The New York Times
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/30/us/politics/taylor-swift-travis-kelce-trump.html

#superbowl
#taylorswift
#kcchiefs
#traviskelce
#taytay
#magameltdown

w7voa, to random
@w7voa@journa.host avatar

SDNY: "A verdict has been reached and will be read in U.S. v. Samuel Bankman-Fried."

Saltybananie,

@w7voa Ok, bro...good luck with that.

Strandjunker, to random
@Strandjunker@mstdn.social avatar

Here’s what I want to know: Why did Al Franken and Katie Hill have to resign but Matt Gaetz and Jim Jordan are still in Congress?

Saltybananie,

@Strandjunker Because we always bring a rubber chicken to a gun fight.

Saltybananie, to random

How does one hold that facial expression 24/7? My cheeks and brow start to spasm after a mere two minutes.

He truly is the "Iron Man of the Resting Bitch Face."

#meatloafdon
#TrumpTrial

Saltybananie,

@reay I think that was more the headline writer than a Trump quote. I doubt that America's favorite meatloaf aficionado has the capacity for that level of introspection.

Saltybananie, to random

Stumptown Rats

#coffeeaband

Saltybananie, to random

Illy Joel

#coffeeaband

APBBlue, to random
@APBBlue@zirk.us avatar

In honor of the #GOPDebate, I think I shall make a donation to #JoeBiden.

Saltybananie,

@rjblaskiewicz @APBBlue Make mine a double.

Saltybananie, to random

Shakespeare wore khakis.

#fakeshakespearefacts

Saltybananie, to random

The Monkees was a great band, and yes...that's another hill I will die on.

#monkees
#themonkees
#MickeyDolenz
#mikenesmith
#petertork
#davyjones

Saltybananie, to random
w7voa, to Texas
@w7voa@journa.host avatar

Reuters: A US Appeals Court grants a temporary stay allowing to keep in place floating buoys that were placed in the middle of the Rio Grande to block migrants from illegally crossing from .

Saltybananie,

@w7voa We, as a nation, have jumped the shark. The only thing missing is Ted McGinley as POTUS and cousin Oliver as VP.

schizanon, to random
Saltybananie,

@schizanon C'mon, that's Burgess Meredith.

morgfair, to random
@morgfair@newsie.social avatar

Trump Plans to Release 100-Page Report on Georgia Election Fraud Claims - The New York Times https://www.nytimes.com/2023/08/15/us/politics/trump-election-report-georgia-indictment.html

Saltybananie,

@morgfair Will he release the report before or after Infrastructure Week?

Saltybananie, to HashtagGames

""Enter The Drag Queen."

(starring Bruce She)


w7voa, to random
@w7voa@journa.host avatar

Secretary of State Blinken heading to the #Caribbean next week.

Saltybananie,

@w7voa Hmm...seems like a bad time for a vacation.

Saltybananie, to random

On brand.

#MeatloafDon

Saltybananie, to random

To quote Baretta: "If you can't do the time, don't do the crime."




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