isomeme, (edited ) to MusicTheory
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Conversation over dinner this evening:

Me: The best way to end any song is with a Picardy third.
Partner: What if you're in a major key?
Me' ...Then you just sing "BITCHES!!!" really loud over the last chord.

I wonder what other couples talk about? 🎵🙂💜

MichelPatrice, to Humor French
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unlikelyadventures, to fediverse
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Hello #Fediverse! We're here now and we're not going anywhere, so here's our #introduction post.

We are an indie scripted vodcast/podcast called, ”The Unlikely Adventures of an Improbable Family,” but we go by “Unlikely Adventures” for short. 😁

It's a dark, surreal sci-fi comedy featuring the unlikely adventures of a forlorn man, his laptop (which is infested by a self-absorbed artificial intelligence), a cartoon alien fuzzball, and a mysterious woman with inexplicable telepathic abilities.

We provide video as well as audio-only versions of each episode, whichever you prefer. Please check it out and let us know what you think!

https://unlikely.show/

#humor #Comedy #comedyshow #scifi #sciencefiction #surreal #audiodrama #scripted #fictionpodcast #podcast #vodcast #indie #contentcreator #patreon #patreoncreator #patreonartist #voiceacting

thepdog, to Humor

The National Park Service nails it with their latest sign on how to safely pet wild animals.

#NPS #bison #tourists #safety #humor #NationalParkService

markarayner, to irony
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Five alarm call for the Irony Police!

#irony #fasteners #weird #signs #humor #humour

jm_brister, to memes

AI scraping the internet: Ah, I see, Brawndo has what plants crave! It’s got electrolytes! I will tell the users this.

User receiving the answer: What are electrolytes? Do you even know?

AI: It's what they use to make Brawndo.

ZhiZhu, to art
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"New Yorker editor Françoise Mouly was wrestling with fatigue.

“We are circumspect about publishing any more Trump covers — no one wants to see or hear about him anymore,”...

Yet knowing that a historic was imminent, Mouly and editor David Remnick began sifting through sketched ideas, most of them premised on a verdict."
https://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/2024/06/01/political-cartoons-trump-guilty-verdict/

markarayner, to Cat
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Good morning, sir. Do you have a moment to talk about ?

returntosender, to animals
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Trekker21, to StarTrek
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hankg, to Humor

The one thing I miss since leaving Twitter is the legit DougJ Balloon Juice blog’s NYT Pitchbot. Nails it as usual :)

Jerry, to Humor
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isomeme, (edited ) to Humor
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Great moments in software engineering

Arrakis, 10,193 CE: Paul Muad'Dib Atreides uses his abilities as the Kwisatz Haderach, "he who can pwn many servers at once", to run a large worm program on the Imperial Regional Utilization Local Area Network (IruLAN), enabling a privilege-escalation exploit which gives him root access to Imperial IT. The Bene Gesserit managers are furious; the Mentat sysadmins secretly admire Paul's hack.

didib, to facts German
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davidaugust, to random
@davidaugust@mastodon.online avatar

Data visualization 📊

oliver_schafeld, (edited )
@oliver_schafeld@mastodon.online avatar

One tiny detail…

(This way you could even read it without the names. 👨‍🎨)

#infographics #humor #satire

carolynaluna, to music
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"PolyJAMorous" 🙋🏻‍♀️🎶🎸🎻🪕🥁🎷🎹🙋🏻‍♀️

Borrowed from IG, couldn't resist 😆

adamsdesk, (edited ) to martialartsmemes
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Departed Humour: GLitcH! Snail Speed

It was the year 2000 and a computer mouse cursor was creeping along like a snail in this showcase of a departed comic strip called GLitcH!

https://www.adamsdesk.com/posts/departed-humour-glitch-mouse-cursor/

Jerry, to Humor
@Jerry@hear-me.social avatar

How life should work for people who believe all opinions count equally

#misinformation #humor

metin, to Meme
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seav, to puns
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sfwrtr, to Funny
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These signs are real. All of them. Including THAT one. Is the telephone number divisible or factorable by 666? Found in LA.

#Funny #Humor #WritingPrompt? #WritersOfMastodon #WritingCommunity

markarayner, to Cat
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insiderua, to Humor Ukrainian
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Дуже норм)
#humor

SharonCummingsArt, to VegetableGardening
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heretical_i, to Humor
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"Youtube engineers watching their latest #adblockdetection program get defeated in fifteen minutes by a bunch of autistic #codemonkeys fueled by nothing but the desire not to see ads" #Hackers #Humor

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