b_rain, German Die sicherste Methode, um beim Fahrradfahren dafür zu sorgen, dass die Ampel schneller auf grün springt, ist, ein Taschentuch raus zu holen und sich die Nase zu putzen, oder? 🚦
#humor #fahrrad @mastobikes_de
TheMetalDog, (edited ) During a U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, Bono asked the audience for total quiet.
Then in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands.
Once every few seconds.
Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone
"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
From the front of the crowd, a broad Scottish accent pierced the quiet:
"Well f#ckin' stop doin' it then ya evil b#stard!"
gnaddrig, @TheMetalDog Anyway, the most important question is whether they know it's Christmas...
hankg, If you want proof that how people act on the internet is pretty much the same as it's ever been, back to ARPANET in 1984 no less... #humor #computer #RetroComputing
MissPixiePancake,
tangledwing,
hankg,
raganwald, New York Times Correctionbot:
“When I said I would never vote for Donald Trump if he was convicted of a felony, I meant after exhausting the appeals process, and only then if he was convicted in a red state, by a red judge, with a red jury.
“Everything else is partisan attack on our democracy.”
insiderua, Ukrainian Дуже норм)
#humor
ditol, Ukrainian @insiderua
Німецькою "штольц" означає "гордий", до речі.
insiderua, Ukrainian @ditol можна було б сказати "гордий в тряпочку")
usluck, https://www.usluck.com/296859/election-2024-home-cooking/ Election 2024 Home Cooking #Humor #Political #PoliticalHumor
markarayner,
renwillis,
bazkie, @renwillis AOC is bored of politics, time to become a game influencer with her own product line! makin' that sweet capitalist money 😎
renwillis, @bazkie Hahaha!
JoeyD,
paulfoerster, German
deadblackclover,
bsletten, Nerds and nihilists will appreciate this one.
hankg,
MatthewChat,
membook, Polish
bsletten, These are often facile, but this one is more sophisticated in execution.
RonRevog, German Endlich hatte Diesel Dieter ein Gegenargument für die Kritiker.
#Humor #Cartoon #Zeichnung #MastoArt #krita #kritaartist #Klimakrise #SUV #Saarland #Hochwasser #Klimawandel
TheMetalDog, Plantera
Vulgar Display of Flowers
shanesemler, @TheMetalDog Now I want groove metal about flower appreciation.
Shaltiar, @TheMetalDog
'Cause high noon, you'll bloom
Comin' for you we're the tulips from hell
thejoliesfleurs, French
grrlscientist, The Onion's new CEO on his plan to bring back ‘the good internet’
Ben Collins, a former political disinformation reporter at NBC News, is working to make #satire great again
#TheOnion🧅 #humor🤣 #news🗞️ https://www.fastcompany.com/91126211/the-onion-ceo-ben-collins-jeff-lawson-nbc-news-elon-musk
bsletten,
MissPixiePancake,
debdiscourse,